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I'm looking for that elderly lady.
What elderly lady? Why you want her?
- Mary's with me. - He's got another bite.
Shut up while I'm negotiating!
What'll it be, brother? Mary's with me.
She's the dearest of all, for you and me...
You wanna *** her? It'll be 15, or 20 from behind.
Her *** are the cheapest, just discuss that with her.
You want a facial, that's 25. Well, hotshot?
-The...fa...fa... facial please. -Ok, it's a facial then.
Mary! One facial coming up!
Baby... What did you bring for mommy?
-Just myself... -And some cash, right?!
- How thoughtful, my little winky. -Will you read me a fairytale?
Which one?
Where the prince humps Snow White and the dwarves *** in the cupboard.
*** over your mother in the cupboard, you ***.
Mom dragged me into this *** so I could make a living.
I'd take her away from here but Chicago holds her back.
I'm not gonna support her, that's for sure.
My true brothers are out in the stands.We always rumble together.
Cops knock me down, they pick me up: not this prick Chicago.
Honestly, I really respect your mom. Hasn't had a day off in 20 years...
At 10 *** a day, that's 0.1 liters of ***...
multiply that by 365 for 20 years... that's about 700 liters!
Two truck-loads of ***!
You wanna die? I told you to stay off my mom!
- See what a prick he is?! - Of course he is. Now listen!
Don't ever bad mouth Mary if you wanna live, right?
- I told you he's a prick, Geza! - I know...And you call me Chicago!!
I'm not Geza: I'm not your fa... Don't *** with me...
-What's up with you? - Shut up, and get over it! - Get over what?
You can't get over yourself!
You look like a dork from the eighties who digs C. C.Catch...
and smells like cheap eau-de-cologne mixed with a fart, you prick.
What do you know...?
Back in '78, I woreTabac Ultra aftershave from Germany...
which the plebs couldn't afford.
I smoked Marlboro and wore John Player Special swimming trunks.
I left for the States cos I was fed up with construction...
just after I shagged a chick from the textile factory called Marie... Mary.
-What? - Listen... I wanna tell you something.
What?
You gay?
Forget it.
He's got no idea why he's called Boiler. It's not cos he's a big git.
His mother said as a kid, he'd crack up if things didn't go his way...
or he didn't get breast fed in time.
Man must grow accustomed to the fact that when all is said and done...
his loves will be well and truly *** by others one pleasant evening.
Yes...and the only surprise for me, was that she was one of them...
virtually flawless, dainty, with a voice like dripping honey...
like someone from a perfume or ***-liner commercial...
who will one day become a rosy young mother, a good mother, a good one...!
Who I will never have... She is just like that.
-What the *** was that? -What do you think? A poem.
- Didn't hear a single ***' rhyme. - *** off! It's free verse...
Doesn't have to rhyme, does it?
Let him up, I'll pay half.
Great!Afree *** for a free verse! What's this prick got that I haven't?
Want a list?
The ***...the *** in Boots was so proud of his prey...
he hurried to the palace that day...
to speak to the king, if he may.
Please, don't!
If intellect submits in total, nobles become ignoble yokels.
And the bed...the bed... never change the sheets again...
let my odor linger...and leave not the wall... blue as sky...
nor the linoleum...with patterns so small...that paltry linoleum...
how I look upon it... its cracks all re...mind... me...of...YOU!!
Come on.
-Who's the boss? - Need some action, eh?!
I got the best chick.She'll blow you so bad you'll *** yourself!
May a guitar grow in my stomach and play heavy metal if I'm lying.
-Who can I deal with? - Me.
What's cookin', good lookin'? Got a ***, have you?
You'll see.
Get back inside! He's seen you, now get inside or I'll shave your ***!
Shove it up your ***.
I want more than just a pretty face.
But I'd let Caesar take her from behind...while I have a smoke.
You're sick, man.A real psycho.
*** off before I spill your guts and feed them to your dog!
Know what? If she's all hot, I'll *** her!
I'll pay 20 for the ***, and another 20 to beat her.
20 plus 20 is 40. Believe me.
Gimme the granny as a bonus.
- Mary's with me.-The *** she is. This jerk ain't taking her nowhere.
What's she to you, your mother? I'll *** her sideways if Iwant.
No offence, but she's not in business anymore.
She's a retired pensioner.
Right!That's why that dwarf just *** her!
I said Mary is not negotiable.Get it?!
Don't get nasty, or you'd better come back with ten mates to help you!
- Shut up, gypsy, no one's talkin' to you!-What's this racist gypsy ***?!
The Madame's retarded son thinks he's king-***!
King Kong *** your mother, that's how you were born!
Quit ***' with my mother. Yeah, I'm king here...!
I never *** with your mother. Why you bein' such a prick?
- Cos it's guys like you that *** in swimming pools.- Come on then!
Come on, muscles...
Hey...!The pooch stays!
- No he doesn't. -You wanna ***, then he stays!
Listen...
I don't like this guy. I'll go check on him.