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BRIAN: What are you guys doing here?
MARIE: It's OK, come sit down.
SEAN: Love you, bro.
Bring it in.
BRIAN: Is everything OK?
RICHARD KELSON: Everything's fine, Brian.
BRIAN: I'm sorry, who are you?
RICHARD KELSON: My name's Richard Kelson.
And your family has invited me to be with you today.
BRIAN: Hold on, is this a joke?
SEAN: There's nothing funny about addiction, bro.
BRIAN: What addiction?
RICHARD KELSON: It's Facebook.
CARRIE: Facebook.
MARIE: Facebook.
SEAN: The Book, bro.
BRIAN: What are you talking--
I'm not addicted to Facebook.
I don't even use Facebook.
CARRIE: Exactly.
BRIAN: Hold on.
This is an intervention because
I'm not using Facebook?
RICHARD KELSON: Sean, why don't you start?
SEAN: Thanks, Richard.
Bro, you've been with me through thick and thin.
Honestly, I feel like you're slipping away.
Me and Carrie, we got a son now, through sex, and we,
like, love him and stuff.
And we posted these pictures last night.
And you didn't comment.
You didn't share.
You didn't like.
What's up with that, bro?
BRIAN: What do you mean, what's up with that, bro?
I wasn't on Facebook, so I didn't
know you posted anything.
SEAN: Nothing ever works, Richard.
What the hell is going on here, bro?
MARIE: Sean, no.
SEAN: You're tearing this family apart, bro.
Look at this face.
[GRUNT]
[SHOUTING]
SEAN: This is what you want?
BRIAN: Will someone tell me what the
hell is going on here?
RICHARD KELSON: OK, Brian, Brian, sit down.
OK.
You need to realize that we are offering you a gift today.
BRIAN: Is this a prank?
RICHARD KELSON: Carrie, do you have anything
you'd like to say?
CARRIE: Brian, it's no secret we've had our differences.
But on Facebook, I can start to enjoy your personality
without actually having to look into those
beady eyes of yours.
But now I feel like I'm being forced to
physically talk to you.
And I already told you that I hate doing that.
Plus, I posted this really cute vid of a cat eating a
string cheese.
And you haven't commented.
You haven't liked.
BRIAN: I'm sorry, I guess?
RICHARD KELSON: OK, OK, that's enough.
Why don't we hear from Keith?
BRIAN: Who?
KEITH: Hi, I'm Keith.
We've never met in real life, but we're friends on Facebook.
And I always thought that if I ever met you in real life that
we would be really good friends,
maybe even best friends.
But I feel like I don't even know you, man.
BRIAN: That's 'cause you don't know me.
We haven't met.
KEITH: Be that as it may, if you don't get help, Brian, I'm
going to have to unfriend you.
BRIAN: I don't care.
I don't know who you are.
RICHARD KELSON: OK, Brian, just relax.
Marie, do you have anything you'd like to say?
MARIE: Brian.
BRIAN: Mom?
MARIE: Brian, I've always loved you, but I'm
just as bad as you.
I don't even know what Facebook is.
But I promise to get help too.
BRIAN: What are you talking about?
You're a great mother.
CARRIE: Brian, admit it.
She's disappointed all of us.
KEITH: Admit it, Brian.
SEAN: Just admit it, bro.
BRIAN: No, no, no, no.
There's nothing wrong with you.
There's nothing wrong with her.
RICHARD KELSON: Be strong, Marie.
MARIE: Brian, if you don't get help, I'm going to have to cut
off all communication with you.
BRIAN: Mom, are you serious?
MARIE: I don't know what's happening to my family.
BRIAN: Are you--
really, guys, this is what you want?
SEAN: Just log on.
BRIAN: OK, fine.
I'll--
I'll do it.
RICHARD KELSON: So you'll get help, Brian.
BRIAN: I'll do anything.
Just leave my mom alone, please.
SEAN: Bring it in, bro.
Get on up, come on, bring it in.
First and 10, bro, first and 10.
BRIAN: I don't know who you are.
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