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The Lensilvanian Cinema Board
In association with the Serpinium Foundation
Presents
The Life of Smith Nelson
Smith Nelson, famous for his extraordinary stupidity and alienation
was a famous terrorist in the M dimension.
An ally of Green's Republic of Arikistan, he nearly sent the whole dimension into chaos.
His date of birth remains unknown to this day.
The Secret Service does however know that he was born in Klavadra.
He was the youngest child of the country's Royal Family.
He had two brothers named Greg and Steve.
Just before a rival power could destroy the country, the Family was able to escape and settled in the Yellow Desert of Rwanden.
Some time later, the family feuded and the three brothers went their separate ways.
As for Smith, he stayed with his parents.
Little is known about his childhood, other than his being extremely spoiled
and his mental illness, no doubt caused by the horrors he had witnessed at the Royal Palace before fleeing.
One day, he stabbed his father, as he had stepped on his favorite doll.
His mother forgave him, and a few days later, she died while battling a wild beast to defend her son.
By some miracle, Smith found his way to a village
and founded the Popular Anarchist Front, to avenge his mother (or his doll, still nobody is sure)
as he held the whole world responsible.
When the King of Rwanden ousted Smith and his anarchist organization, he swore to take revenge
and settled in the National Republic of Arikistan, a country whose Marshal General, he had heard, was none other than his brother, Greg Nelson.
Green's government took him under its wing and funded the PAF, which then began its terrorist operations.
Meanwhile, Smith Nelson was granted a private palace in the capital, which he settled into.
During this time, he grew nonchalant
and frequently delegated control of the PAF to his brother, who tried his best to bring order to it.
It was in this period that Nelson's famous passion for stuffed animals was formed.
During the next 30 years, he never once left his home, and only gave orders through a microphone.
He also grew paranoid
And for 20 years, he began to dig a secret tunnel under his palace
with a spoon and his loyal servant, Hargeth Bobinson, which would lead to a hideout.
When the Arikistan War broke out
he used all the excuses his feeble mind could conjure up to avoid being drafted.
However, he came to realize Green's Great Coalition was winning the war.
He then ordered the PAF to participate.
However, when the Battle of Arikistan began, he told himself it was time to put his plan into action.
He hid in his tunnel, which he followed to an underground cavern, where he gathered the rest of the PAF.
But when his stuffed animal supply began to dry up, he called for new acts of terror,
mostly in Arikistan, which attracted the attention of Allied countries.
Filensi and Lensilvanian troops located his hideout and sought him out,
, but along with most of the PAF, he managed to elope to Gaianesti, just before the Great Flood.