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2010 was a great year for Kpop with many, many awesome dances.
That's right. There were so many dances that we asked you to vote for
your favourite dances at eatyourkimchi.com.
So without further ado, we present: How to Dance Kpop Style, 2010
Oh yeah! Bring it on!
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We start off the countdown at the number 10 spot with Co-Ed's "Telephone"
I'm sorry. I mean Lady Gaga's "Bbiribom." Oh! I'm sorry!
I mean Co-Ed's "Bbiribom." I don't know what came over me.
Maybe because the two of them just sound so darned similar.
Now this song has a couple of different dances to it.
But the most memorable one is definitely the easiest one.
All you gotta do is freeze in a position: and then you kinda shake,
and you stutter. Let me show you how it's done.
D D D D D D Did you take out Spudgy?
N N N N N N No I did it yesterday.
B B B B B B But I thought it was me.
P P P P P P Please just take me outside.
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Coming in at #9 is 2PM with "I'll Be Back"
This dance has been wildly debated since it came out.
But don't worry! We have a specialist with us today,
Professor BRSDFJTJGFATGFB, and she's here to answer all your technical questions about dancing
Ahh, professor! [YA!]
Is it the running man? M: yes.
Is it the shuffle step? M:yes
Well is it the running man or the shuffle step? M: Yes
Didn't Vanilla Ice do this like 20 years ago? M: yes
Are they wearing make up? M: yes
Did Vanilla ice wear make up? M: no.
THAT IS ALL!
Call it what you want, but once you've seen Vanilla Ice
you can't look at this dance any other way.
Your fists aren't flailing like MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice style,
but it's still the running man. I mean,
I've even got some home video of me doing this as a kid
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I don't know about that home video Simon, you kinda look the same.
What do you mean? I've always been a big kid.
That's not what I meant.
I've always had a moustache. What the!
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Coming in at #8 is SS501 with Love Ya
I don't think that's right, Simon
Oh sorry! S S 501. No, that can't be right.
ES ES 501? [Like a submarine?]
I think it's Double ES 501.
I don't understand these band names.
Personally, we're also going to rank this as
the number 1 sexiest dance on the list,
as it has all the right moves in it.
Hip thrusting and lip rubbing? Check and check!
Guys, need to know how to pick up the chicks on the dance floor?
SS501's Love Ya will teach you all the right moves. Come, follow me.
Step 1: Put on some sexy attire.
Not what I had in mind.
Let's not move too quickly now.
Now that's better. Locked and loaded. Let's go to a club.
Now that you're at the club, just remember these four words to lure in the ladies.
Face Arousal and Raunchy Thrusting.
Put them all together and this is what you get
(sexy music)
Couple that with our first technique of Wear Expensive Threads,
Face Arousal Raunchy Thrusting is bound to get you
Smoking Models Everywhere Lavishly Loving You.
Thank you, SS501
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Coming in at #7 is Miss A with Bad Girl, Good Girl
Now, I happen to happen to hate this dance,
not because it's bad, but because once Martina learned how to do it
she was obsessed with it
Umm, Martina have you seen my pants anywhere?
No
Wait, aren't those my pants? You're wearing my pants.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're such a dirty liar! Those are my jogging pants! You're a jogging pant thief!
What did you call me? How dare you! You don't know me!
So shut up boy! So shut up boy!
That's it, I'm taking them
No you're not! Miss A stretch technique! Give them back!
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Coming in at #6 is Girls' Generation with Run Devil Run
You better run, run run run run
Simon isn't this just another version of the running man?
What? No, pssh, maybe, yeah,
but it's sexier and slo motion-er
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That was my cookie! It didn't have your name on it!
It did have your name on it! The writing was so small.
You better run devil run! I'll beat you!
Ahh, that was awkward. It was my cookie.
My cookie!
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Coming in at #5 is F(x) with Nu ABO
NANANANANANANA Simon took my cookie!
Ever find yourself at a club, dancing to the hippest new songs
and impressing all your friends, only to realize
that your makeup has fallen off?
Oh no! What to do? Go to the washroom? But you'll miss the song!
Dance without makeup? Then you'll never get a guy!
We've got the solution for you. Now, with Fx's Nu Abo,
you can do both, dance, and put on makeup at the same time.
It's easy. Watch!
Works with foundation!
Works with blush!
It even works with mascara! I said, it even works with mascara!
Warning, does not work with eyeliner.
Thanks F(x)'s Nu ABO! You're the best!
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Coming in at #4 is another Miss A song with "Breathe"
This song is so chock full of whimsical goodness,
we don't even know where to start, so we’ve just picked out our favourites.
Cute Girl riding a pony
*giggles*
Cute girl as a penguin
*penguin giggles*
Cute girl as a suffocating penguin
*penguin giggles*
I can't breathe!
Seriously! I can't breathe!
I..du…*dies*
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Coming in at #3 is B2ST with "Shock"
Ok, so the dance to this is pretty simple,
because B2ST does a good job of having relevant dances.
With "Breath" they covered their mouths.
With Shock they're shocked.
Ok, so here's the scenario:
your girlfriend left you. Every day you're shocked,
every night you're shocked that you're alone.
Your life is really quite rough now that she's gone,
According to B2ST, this is what your daily routine looks like.
Every day I shock!
Everyday I shock!
Every night I shock!
Every night I shock!
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Coming in at #2 is Super Junior's Bonamana,
or, what I like to call, the manly housechore anthem.
Whenever it's my turn to clean the place,
I put on some Super Junior Bonerama and get the tasks done, like a man.
Watch how it's done:
MANLY SWEEPING MANLY SWEEPING MANLY SWEEPING MANLY SWEEPING DU NU DU NU
LAWN MOWING LAWN MOWING LAWN MOWING TAKE THE GARBAGE PUT IT OUTSIDE
MANLY SWEEPING MANLY SWEEPING
THROW THE DISHES THROW THE DISHES THROW THE DISHES THROW THEM AWAY
Uh huh! So does that explain why all my dishes are broken and cracked?
That's right, because I do chores like a man!
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And now, the best dance of the year. You voted it as number one,
and - in fact - it was our favourite dance of the year as well.
The dance is incredibly complicated. So complicated, indeed,
that the only way we can show it to you is through our
convoluted Tai Chi slow motion format. So, coming in at #1
Kpop 2010 Best song of the Year: SHINee with "Lucifer"
Prepare for the Lucifer!
Pet the giraffe
Brush off the spider
Transform into plane
Highfive yourself and miss
Quick recover!
Make a birdie (ooh so pretty!)
Pet the camel
Cat in snow
SHIGUROS!
Slap your tummy
Peek a boo!
Double dream hands!
And you're done. THE LUCIFERRRR!
So we hope you enjoyed How to Dance Kpop 2010,
these songs were actually chosen out of a list of 35 songs.
If you want to see the full list of results,
head over to http://www.eatyourkimchi.com/how-to-dance-kpop-2010
And now, to end this off, we're gonna present to you
Spudgy's favourite song of the year with T-ara's "Bo Peep"
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