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Tired of all that chopping.
Ahh. This cube just won't cut!
Such hard work. And it takes forever.
My geometry fruit salad is all lumpy.
Now there's a better way to transform those 3D shapes into perfect 2D shapes.
The Slicemaster 2000.
It let's you slice, slice, slice, 3D figures into perfectly flat 2D shapes.
Great for squared potatoes au gratin.
Delicious.
With just one flick of the easy slid handle, an entire sphere is sliced into circles.
In seconds.
No odors, no tears.
With Slicemaster 2000 transform any 3D shape into a 2D figure with just a flick of the
wrist.
Buy one eight two and a quarter. Now!
It's like soooo easy.
Pyramids can become squares.
Rectangular prisms can become rectangles.
Cuboids can become rhomboids.
That's a thing?
It totally is.
That is so totally cool.
Wait no, not you. No. Keep buying.
At the heart of the Slicemaster 2000 is the patented plane creator.
Three dimensional objects have three dimensions: length, width and height.
But when our plane creator intersects a 3D shape, the height gets chopped off.
ll that's left is a two dimension slice: length and width.
It's good by height, hello 2D slice.
Cutting 3D shapes the old way can be dangerous.
But with Slicemaster your hand never touch the plane.
Turning spheres into circles has never been so easy.
Especially if your blindfolded.
Can I take this off now?
No. But wait, that's not all. With the angled jin-su cut adapter included you create a bouquet
of slices from a single 3D object.
Drive the jin-su adapter through the apex of a pyramid, you get a triangle.
But cut t horizontally, you get a square.
Cut it vertically, not through the apex, get a trapezoid. Al from a single object.
Add the deluxe linearizer and the Slicemaster 2000 removes both the height and the width,
creating mouthwatering one-dimensional segments.
Two point connected by a line. In seconds.
Great for stir-fry.
The best part of the Slicemaster 2000 is the price. It's totally free. 'Cause it already
exists.
In your mind.
Have a homework problem where you need to take a 2D slice from a 3D object. Place that
3D shape into your Slicemaster and slice it with your mind.
Perfect 2D slices every time.
Slicemaster 2000: the 2D slicer thats grrrrreat for life.
Best thing is your hand won't even tough the blade.
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