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Hey, man, what's going on?
-Surprise! -SURPRISE!
-Happy birthday, man. -It was yesterday...
Yeah, but then it wouldn't have been a surprise, would it?
Say something! -Say something!
-Thanks everyone for comi... -Wait, wait, wait! ... Say something! -Say something!
-Thanks everyone for comi... -Wait, wait, wait! ...
-...Get on the chair. -But I can't...
Oh, come on. Yes you can You're such a fine young man!
There.
Go on, say something.
Well, I would like to thank everyone for this party, but...
...nobody wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
Actually, I felt pretty ***.
I even thought of killing mys...
Holy ***!
Do you think that women should wear burkas?
Well, they should if they are ugly.
What's up, buddy? Here, your birthday present.
C'mon, man, enjoy it!
"The New York Times". Serious stuff.
What the ***?
Did you know that a barnacle's *** is 37 times as long as his body?
Erm... whatever.
Man, what are you doing sitting here?
Hey, try on the beret.
I'm not wearing this *** ***!
Why? I think it's awesome. I don't know, I think it's cool.
Do you think I'm stupid? I saw the obituary, your grampa died.
James Hamish Braddock. It still smells of *** mothballs!
News time.
C'mon, we're partying here.
The news.
Shut the *** up, I'm trying to watch the news here.
*** off. I said *** off!
No, wait. Give me the remote.
Thank you very much. Now *** off.
Shut up, I can't hear a *** thing!
Wow, man, Fox News?
Yeah, Fox News. So? Do you know a more respectable channel?
Hey, you. Which person, living or dead...
would you like to ***?
The live one, of course.
Hey, don't you like your party?
I don't know. I mean, it's ok but I dunno. It's like...
it's missing something. I don't know. I mean, it's ok but I dunno. It's like...
Yeah, there's something missing. it's missing something.
Yeah, there's something missing.
Let's call a stripper!
***, no! I said no! Jesus, NO!
Have you seen that new film, "Faggots Always Say No"?
No.
Listen, about that stripper...
No! No. No.
By the way, I remember now, I totally forgot to tell you before,
...but... The beret has magical powers.
Yes... Here, try it on, you'll see.
What magical powers? What will happen if I do it? Yes... Here, try it on, you'll see.
What magical powers? What will happen if I do it?
You'll be healed. You'll be able to walk.
I'll be able to walk? -Yeah, and running too.
Try it! C'mon, don't be such a bore! -Well, I'll do it just for you to shut up.
But just because I want you to be quiet. To shut up, nothing else.
'Cause I don't believe any of this ***.
-Okay, okay. -I'm doing it only because I want you to shut up. 'Cause I don't believe any of this ***.
-Okay, okay. -I'm doing it only because I want you to shut up.
Hey, have you ever... tried a dude?
Well, how is it? Do you feel something?
Well, my feet are getting better I don't feel a thing...
...but that guy with the flip-flops is really *** me off!
Hey, this is private!
-Easy man, easy... -You're overreacting...
Easy, man. You're in my damn house...
You... you're walking!
Holy ***, I forgot my...
Holy ***!
So, I went home and it was a mess.
Hey, man. I can walk. I can run. I can freaking do this, man!
Hey, buddy, listen...
The magic beret!
Hey, listen, listen to me... The magic beret!
-Actually, the beret isn't magical -What do you mean? Hey, listen, listen to me...
-Actually, the beret isn't magical -What do you mean?
It's your will. I've made you trust in yourself. It's all in here...
The beret is just a mere symbol.
Wow, that guy dances like hell!