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Bouncer. PAY ATTENTION
LESSON IS ABOUT TO BEGIN and this bloody Monkeys in it...!!
Bouncer Lessons for the Public Lesson 5.
The Kamacho. The Kamacho is usually a loner who has been
refused entry into a bar or Night club. They become furious at refusal and will throw
a Tantrum. The bouncers tactics will be to try and ignore
the Kamacho in an attempt to give the Kamacho enough time to cool down and just leave the
area. The Kamacho will never leave, but instead
misinterpret that the tactic is used due to the belief that the bouncer is intimidated
by their actions and won't fight.. because the Bouncer is Scared...
But the Kamacho is WRONG. Exhibit A.
Hello everyone. Ohh the Kamacho..!!!
this guy. probably one of the most famous Kamachos in
the world. well lets give a little bit of a breakdown
behind the Kamachos psychology. you see the Kamacho is the type of guy that
used to steal lunches of children from school. Yes Poor Ching Chong.
Shocking really. he's also the type of guy that would make
fat children cry. oohh Poor fat child.
now to set the scene for you. this kamacho is not being allowed entry into
the bar most likely because he has pooed his pants and wants people to hold his Balls.
strange man. so here's the Kamacho calling out the bouncer,
yes standing there vividly like a spartan warrior.
Now you can see something is going on. ATTENTION PLEASE.
we want you to pay close attention to the Kamacho.
now if you could just stand up straight. and if someone could get a shot up please.
ohh there is something there. bit closer please.
If the president says the president says. so back to the old Kamacho who is still at
the door still hanging on to his jewellery pieces, still trying to aggravate the poor
old bouncer. and here he is .
The BOUNCER... seems like a fine young gentleman, just trying
to use the tactic of ignoring the Kamacho hoping that he will just go away.
yes if he can act so disinterested and ... that is about as relaxed and disinterested as you
could possibly look. especially when you have got one of these
idiots hanging out at your door. Now some of you out there may think when not
let the old Kamacho in, and the reason is this.
Just imagine , you , and your friends, are hanging out in a bar, and the next thing the
old Kamacho walks in and starts shouting hey you there !!! i want you to hold my Balls.
and you go NO!! I don't want to hold your Balls Kamacho
and then you POP up pull out your wand, and away you go with your Magic.
But it's not going to happen. WHY?
that's Bloody WHY!!! the Kamacho is a bully, he doesn't give a
dam about your Magic. So back to the lesson at hand.
here we have the Kamacho still hassling our friend the Bouncer.
Now Kamacho we were wondering how it all went from this.
To This. once again people.
From this. To this.
Lets see. the kamacho still standing outside the bar
wanting to street fight, doing his very best to get the bouncer to engage him in a fight.
still holding his balls and scratching them. just wanting someone to hold his balls really.
God I hate Kamachos. so old Kamacho here goes up to see how close
he can actually get to the Bouncer. you see this is part of his strategy.
still under the belief that the bouncer is scared.
ohh Kamacho we are about to see where about it all went so terribly bloody wrong.
3, 2 , and 1. Bingo. That's a Bingo.... Yes it is.
Now ladies and gentlemen, our Kamacho here is about to teach us a very important lesson
in Psychology. Pavlovs Theory.
Classical Conditioning Actually. What the Hell is THAT???!!
Lets See. for instance, there were things we all learnt
as children as we were growing up. its all part of growing up really.
Lets take this dog. nice smiley Dog having a good time minding his own business and you
poke it in the eye and it will BITE YOU. Lesson Learned really.
But not for the Kamacho. now lets take this Monkey.
nice looking monkey, smiling away eating bananas and stuff.
poke it in the eye and .... whaalaa Rip you a part the old money will.
Don't poke the monkey. take this beautiful looking Elephant.
eating Nuts, doing nothing much but chilling out.
Poke it in the eye and..... whaalaa Rolly Polley... Lesson Learnt
Last but not least this lovey *** cat. Rabeeb actually,
friend of mine from the Local Mosk, i didn't realize Rabeeb had such an enormous Lion hanging
out the back of the mosk. I suppose him and the brothers needed something
to give them a bit of time away from making those bombs and stuff.
anyways Rabeeb thank you so much for this demonstration.
Rabeeb i think ohh no.. ahh well plenty more where he came from.
back to the lesson. so all those lessons learnt as a child but
the Kamacho never learnt any of it. so lets take it slowly and whats going through
the Kamachos mind. right about.
HERE. yes.
The Kamacho we believe thinks he's this guy. Spock.
and he can reach out his ball stained smelly hand and touch the old Bouncer and the old
bouncer will fall to the ground. you see the Kamacho lives in a Fantasy world.
can that's bloody Science Fiction you Idiot..!! and this is reality.
and what happens in reality ...THIS. bangy, punchy smashy crunchy.
now once more. slow it down a bit...
and we can see where the Old Kamachos plan all went to pieces.
ohh Noo.. "Ill grab a hold of the lamp post" Idiot..
okay now the bouncer has to secure the Kamacho on the ground make sure he's not going to
cause any more fights and problems, and look what happens here...
now this is another lesson ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention.
this is very important. this young man comes in to help the bouncer,
but instead of helping the bouncer, and securing the Kamacho with the bouncer,
he decides to grab the Bouncer...!! The Only person that is stopping the Kamacho.
What a Bloody Idiot. so now the bouncer has to let the Kamacho
go to be able to deal with the Genius, trying to grab the Bouncer.
You Bloody Moron. Please , the bouncer is not the aggressive
one, he's the one stopping the Kamacho if you weer to remember 2 seconds before the
Kamacho was being the aggressor and the Bouncer wasn't the aggressor and now you have come
in and , stuffed everything up.
So please Just
Let Us Do our
Job. if you are going to help out, help out at
this stage and not at this stage.
Thank you. Now lets carry on.
and as we can see. the bouncer is having a bit of a problem trying
to get the old Kamacho to lay on the ground, you see he had him before until,
while you know, super retard turned up and screwed everything up.
but now the bouncer is telling him, to stay down.
you see the Bouncer is not punching, or hitting or striking the Kamacho he just wants the
Kamacho to realize that the fight is over. he doesn't want to fight him,he should just
go home like a normal logical person. But he's not a normal logical person.
He's the Kamacho. and the Kamacho, they never listen to reason,
they will never leave the area, they will carry on in some kind of Fantasy world, and
they keep thinking that people want to hold their Balls.
and really enjoy doing so. you see ladies and gentlemen, as we wrap up
the end of lesson 5, we want you to think about , who is the Kamacho in your group,
we want you to go up and tell them, "Please don't be the Kamacho, Stop Drinking, Chill
out, you're ruining eveyones night, but last but not least.
Your a Bloody Idiot. ladies and gentlemen, this has been bouncers
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and once Again ladies and Gentlemen. God Bless.
God Bless You All. This episode has been dedicated to a very
good friend of ours. Nick Parrish.
he's in England at the present time, living it up and keeping very safe.
so if you see Nick out, please go up to him and buy him a beer.
he loves beers , beers and pies. ohh Nick we Miss you...
God Bless you Nick. God Bless you Son.