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>> JIM: Glory Mart is america’s first choice in Glory Holes and this video will get you
started on a successful franchise for you and your family.
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>> JIM: Our expert sales team think fast and come armed with the latest designs and fashion.
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>> JOSH: I’m very excited about the Madrid Collection.
>> DEBRA: I dunno, maybe we don’t need a glory hole at home.
>> BRUCE: You do, just consider your current furniture.
>> DEBRA: We like to keep it retro.
>> JOSH: I use a typewriter.
>> DEBRA: He’s a poet.
>> JOSH: Political spoken word.
[typewriter sounds]
>> JOSH: Borders.
>> JOSH: Elections.
>> JOSH: Solutions.
>> JOSH: Problems.
>> JOSH: Famine.
>> JOSH: Thank you very much.
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>> BRUCE: Good for you, but your furniture it’s uh, vintage Americana, not vintage
Espana. A Spanish glory hole would just feel lost.
>> JOSH: So what were you thinking?
>> BRUCE: This isn’t even out yet, it’s not even in the catalogue.
>> JOSH: This is totes amaze.
>> DEBRA: Cray, cray, it’s so retro New York, like “Mad Men”.
>> BRUCE: We call it the “Don Draper Range”.
>> JOSH: Oh just think how good the Megan Draper hole would go in my hipster jazz cave.
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>> JOSH: Honey, the hole looks amazing in here.
>> JOSH: Then again I could really see myself in a *** Whitman hole.
>> BRUCE: Couldn’t we all. There’s a lot of mystery going on with the *** Whitman
hole.
>> JOSH: Well, I mean these are what we call good problems.
>> BRUCE: Absolutely.
>> DEBRA: So are these props from the set?
>> BRUCE: Oh yeah, they just gave us all their props.
>> DEBRA: Oh.
>> BRUCE: No, no, I wish. These are inspired by the AMC television series “Mad Men”.
We thought about approaching them and doing an official licensed product deal but it wouldn’t
have been cost effective.
>> DEBRA: Well I’m fine with that.
>> JOSH: As long as it’s fair trade.
>> DEBRA: Yes, that is a deal breaker.
>> BRUCE: Handcrafted in America by Americans.
>> JOSH: Which generation?
>> BRUCE: Fifth generation, minimum.
>> JOSH: That’s comforting.
>> DEBRA: It’s important we remain ethical.
>> BRUCE: Should I measure you up?
>> JOSH: You take Diners Club?
>> JIM: Not everyone can afford glory holes inspired by their favourite TV series, so
we offer affordable glory holes for even the hardest hit families.
>> RICK: Hey, that’s it.
>> VINCE: Wow.
>> RICK: Just sign here and here.
>> VINCE: Is it cool if I pay you in cans?
>> RICK: Of course?
>> VINCE: This is a dream come true.
>> RICK: It’s not a dream my friend, it’s Glory Mart. We don’t think the luxury and
excitement of a glory hole should be limited to the top one percent.
>> VINCE: You really get me, I spent two weeks at occupy Wall Street.
>> RICK: Didn’t know you were one of those?
>> VINCE: One of what?
>> RICK: American heroes.
>> VINCE: What side do I use it on?
>> RICK: Entirely up to you my friend.
>> VINCE: Wow.
>> RICK: It’s your hole now.
>> JIM: Each purchase comes with membership to the “Glory Mart Enthusiast Society”,
our network of like-minded people on their search for glory holes in the great outdoors.
>> JOSH: Oh, honey I got one right over there.
>> DEBRA: Yeah.
>> JOSH: Yeah, yeah, lets go.
>> JOSH: This is a nice hole.
>> DEBRA: Well spotted sweetie.
>> JOSH: He found two. you’re a real hole hunter like your old man, yeah good boy.
>> DEBRA: Note the GPS.
>> JOSH: Already done.
>> JIM: Each customer gets our latest cassette to enrich their glory hole experience.
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>> JOSH: Honey, I love our new hole.
[rock music]
>> JIM: Put whatever you want in it.
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