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>> BLAIRE, COULD YOU PLEASE PUT
YOUR PEANUT SHELLS IN THE
GARBAGE CAN?
>> SORRY, TANYA.
>> COME ON, BLAIRE, HELP OUT.
WE ALL HAVE TO DO OUR PART.
>> HEY, WHAT ABOUT GEORGE?
HE'S JUST SITTING AROUND.
>> NO, I'M CLEANING THE SOFA.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS IS?
>> LOOKS LIKE IT WAS A PRUNE
ONCE.
>> YEAH, BUT NOW IT'S JUST
AN ODD BIT OF STUFF.
>> AH, COOL.
I'LL ADD IT TO MY COLLECTION.
>> YOUR COLLECTION OF WHAT?
>> ODD BITS OF STUFF.
>> OKAY, MORGAN, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN START OUT
WITH THE BROOM.
>> OKAY.
>> DON'T CLEAN IT.
USE IT!
>> OH.
>> HEY, I FOUND SOME LICORICE!
>> THIS ISN'T FAIR.
HOW COME ROGER'S NOT HELPING US?
>> WELL, HE SHOULD BE HERE SOON,
BUT BE NICE TO HIM.
RUTH TURNED HIM DOWN FOR A DATE
TONIGHT, AND HE'S BEEN FEELING
REALLY DOWN.
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY!
SORRY I'M LATE.
OH, TWO POINTS!
>> HEY, ROGER, WHY SO HAPPY?
DID YOU FIND AN EXTRA PRIZE
IN YOUR CEREAL BOX?
>> GOOD ONE, BLAIRE, GOOD ONE.
>> HEY, ROGER.
UH, WALDO CALLED.
HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK.
>> OH, I GET IT.
'CAUSE OF THE STRIPES.
MAN, YOU ARE ON TODAY!
I'M GONNA GO CLEAN THE BOOTH.
(laughing)
"WALDO"!
>> HEY, ROG, YOU WANT SOME
LICORICE?
>> THANKS, GEORGE.
>> DON'T!
GEORGE GOT THAT FROM THE SOFA.
>> OH, GEORGE, YOU'RE SO KOOKY!
>> UH, MORGAN...
YOU'RE STUPID.
>> SHOVE IT, BLAIRE.
>> WHEW.
I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK I LOST
MY TOUCH.
WHY IS ROGER SO HAPPY, ANYWAY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE GOT ANOTHER
"A" OR SOMETHING.
>> OR MAYBE HE JUST GOT
A PET OWL.
>> WHAT?
WHY WOULD THAT MAKE HIM HAPPY?
>> HEY, THAT WOULD MAKE ME
HAPPY.
>> I THINK I KNOW WHY ROGER'S
IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD.
>> WHY'S THAT?
>> HE MUST BE IN LOVE.
>> BIG DEAL.
HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH
A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY WEEK.
>> YES, BUT THIS TIME HE'S IN
LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOVES HIM
BACK.
>> (giggling)
RIGHT.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
DON'T YOU BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE
HAS A PERFECT SOUL MATE?
>> YEAH, MAN, I WISH ONE DAY
I'LL MEET MY PERFECT SOUL MATE.
>> I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE.
>> SMURFETTE.
>> NOT YOU.
I WONDER WHO'S IN LOVE WITH
ROGER.
>> LET'S JUST ASK HIM.
>> NO, NO, WE SHOULDN'T PRY.
LOVE IS VERY PERSONAL.
WHEN ROGER'S READY TO TALK
ABOUT IT, HE'LL TELL US.
>> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> HEY, ROGER, SO WHO ARE YOU
IN LOVE WITH?
>> BLAIRE!
>> HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, OKAY?
>> COME ON, BUDDY.
YOU CAN TELL US.
COME ON.
>> NO, LOOK, SHE'S JUST--
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING--
>> ROGER, WHO IS IT?
GERTRUDE BELMAP?
ETHEL HUNTER?
>> LOOK, I'M GONNA GO.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
>> EDNA DEPRACCI?
(laughing)
>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
(static & beeping)
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>> SPYING ON ROGER.
>> WHAT?
HOW CAN YOU GUYS DO SUCH
A THING?
>> IT'S EASY.
I PLANTED A MICROPHONE IN HIS
BACKPACK, AND THIS MODIFIED
RECEIVER--
>> NO, I MEAN HOW CAN YOU DO
SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?
>> LIKE I SAID, I PLANTED
A MICROPHONE IN HIS BACKPACK
AND--
>> THIS IS SO WRONG.
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND SPYING ON
ROGER'S PRIVATE LIFE.
>> RELAX, TANYA.
ALL WE'VE HEARD SO FAR IS ROGER
WRITING CHEESY LOVE POEMS TO HIS
NEW GIRLFRIEND.
>> (Roger's voice)
YOUR EYES SO BRIGHT,
LIKE TWO SWIMMING POOLS
WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT
OF CHLORINE.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
MADE IN @EAVEN...
OR BY SOME BABE-MAKING MACHINE.
>> (George sighs)
>> OKAY, I DON'T WANT ANY PART
OF THIS.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WHAT'S THIS?
DISHES, GLASSES, AND CUTLERY?
>> I WONDER WHERE HE IS.
>> HE'S AT THE CIRCUS, BLAIRE.
HE'S IN THE CAF, OBVIOUSLY!
>> OH, YEAH.
>> HEY, TANYA, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE LEAVING, HUH?
>> OH, YEAH, BUT...
IT'S RAINING OUT THERE.
>> UH-HUH.
>> HI.
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
>> OH, HE MUST BE WITH HER NOW.
>> HOW ARE YOU, MY LITTLE
BUNNY-WUNNY?
>> OH, BOY.
>> WHAT?
>> ROGER'S GOING OUT WITH
A BUNNY RABBIT!
>> (girl's voice)
I MISSED YOU TOO, MY SWEETIE-
WEETIE-PIE.
>> HEY, THAT VOICE, IT SOUNDS
SO FAMILIAR.
>> GIVE ME A KISS, LOVERBOY.
>> OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, IT CAN'T BE.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S... IT'S HER!
>> HI, TANYA.
>> (screaming)
LOU ANN!