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And so the pig: Hello, I'm American!!
And the giant lizard: I'm American too!!
Brought the boy back to his family at Electric Pizza.
And they all crap on each other.
The end.
That is a *** story, Grandpa George. Can you suck my balls?
Oh, I'd ove to, Annie, but if you don't die, I'll turn you into poop tomorrow, and you
know what tomorrow is.
Weasel Stomping Day?
That's right, so let's just soliciting our little minor.
Oh please, Grandpa, just one good story.
Your mom's so fat.
*** you!! Just one more story. A Christmas story!!
No!! Besides, what are Grandpas for anyways?
Oh, *** you, Grandpa George.
Now let's see.. a Christmas Story...?
Oh, did I ever tell you about the town that didn't get Weasel Stomping Day?
You mean they didn't have Christmas?
No, I mean they didn't GET Weasel Stomping Day. They had Christmas. They loved the soliciting
minor boys, but they didn't know what Weasel Stomping Day was really about.
Now, let's see. What was the name of that? *** berry, that's it!! I used o ***
the males there!!
Dr. Octagonapus!! BLAAAAARRRGHGHGAHHGHARGH!!
The children of *** berry loved to see me at Weasel Stomping Day time, 'cause they
all thought they all was ettin' Sims.
Dr. Octagonapus!! BLAARGHARHGAEGRHGH!!
(Megaman II: Dr. Wily's theme. Enjoy this for the remainder of the next seven seconds
of time being.)
OMG, they killed Megaman!!
What is it?
It's got a ***.
Push it. Push it!!
No!! Suck it!! Suck it!!
(Them children love the ***)