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Hello , i landed here in Romania
I don't know exactly where i am
But as you can see there is plain all over the place
The only forest is HERE , please film over there
Yes and i think this is the only solution to survive! Come on! Let's go!
-Camera man laughs his head off-
Everything is "OK"!
Shhh! There's some noise over there! It may be a rabbit! or something....
..... I don't think it's a rabbit :| ...
Ohhh... my weapon is broken ! Come on let's go i don't think it's a rabbit!
We must hide!
I think we escaped! ....
Come here
Over here... a good place to sleep.We need to make some fire , take some "woods".
The place is very good. We need to start searching for "woods" for timber.... and this is the first part of our trip in ROMANIA
Bheeeeee :)) .....
Are u ok , mate?
yeahhh....
Is this ROMANIA???!
I think so....
Come on , let's go!
I see you bought a new knife ! :>
Hehe .. Germany!
Germany... good quality
Look a mushroom !
I think it from the navi's comunity...
Pff... It's poisonous..
Ohh.. poisoned...
Hey ? Know this? This is the Laintex tree. You know?
You make a.... look ......and now you drink!
....Spitting on the forest ground ...
Yes.... Do you hear something?
Yes!Yes! Look over there , over there , it moves! And i am pretty scared:|
Maybe some natives... natives!... I will try to speak with them in my language....
TRANSLATION1: Good day , fine native gentleman. Are you hiding behind that tree in order to ambush us?
TRANSLATION2: Of course not! I am just trying to invite you to a nice meal , in my hut. It is so rude to think about something like that.
Ohhh.....#%$#.. you know they are canibals ! :| run dude run!!!!
I think we escaped.... we got lost:|
Ahhh look , Mother Nature's shelter
Ohhh...yeah yeah good shelter here man! We can make camp here tonight
Very good to sleep tonight , very good against the rain.
Then we take some firewood , like this. Let's sit for now.... What? LET"S SIT FOR NOW!
Ok i gathered some firewood , and we need to start a fire right now...we use smaller pieces...
Ok , clean up a bit...
One more...
And i am trying to start a fire with an ancient tradition.... it must start....
Ok....
Pretty hard ... but it "WORKS"
It's very exhausting .... we'll try again later.
I don't know why it won't start.... i did it over 500 times :-@ and....
keep trying...
Come on man , it doesn't start.... Try agian we will starve! .....i'm giving up ...
Let's go further we might find better wood....
pffeu... i finally started a fire... very warm , i can feel my hands now....
I miss my wife... very much ...
i miss her too..
My wife?!?
Ahasd asd,a , i mean i like her "pie"
We need to find something to eat , and i think this will be the end of the first nite... day:))
Ok, look , our dinner. This is called : "TWO STICKS AND A SNAIL"
Ok , we put it over the fire... Not in it over...
Opps .. #%^#.. not in the fire man... Come on ... it will overburn
I think it's ready... come one John ...
So we will just... ahh.. it burns hold it a bit... Just add a little bit o spices
Just wait... come on i am starving
Here this is your part.... This is mine..
Yeahh.. very kind of you...
Good apetite ...or how the romanians say: "UNKNOWN LANGUAGE" i think
Yeah "UNKNOWN LANGUAGE"
Ok let's eat.... pretty good .. damn good...
Oh what you're done already?:)) Oh Oh sorry
Ok let's clean up this place....
Let's put out the fire... or Yoghi da' Bear will kick our $%^
Good nite man.... Indeed ... Let's do our morning exercises....
... That's enough man .. Sleep tight'?
Yeah yeah .. let's eat ...i'm starving
Last night i didn't eat anything...
I ate a sandwich....
Really?!?
Yep...
Can u see this trails? See?
uhhh look at that ... is that a human?...poke it!!! poke it!!!
" DO you have SARMALE?"
Poke iT!!!!!
"Native goes mad!!!!"
I am #%#$%ing scared.... Is it a cannibal?
What the #$%^ ..... oiiiii i am hit!!!!
Ahhh....MORNING John!
Morning...
Come on we got to hurry.. we have 24 more hours...
How was the night?
Come one what the $#&$ we slept in the woods...
What are you doing man?
John... notice something strange?
No man... it looks like yesterday...
In my left?!~?
Omg , do you see that thing? It may be a shaman.... or something...
Try to speak with him.....
Greetings!!! WE come in PEACE!!!
Maybe he doesn't speak our language.....
Can u tell me where the nearest civilization is?
Civilization?!:!?
Look at his face....
There is a bus station over the hill....
Thank you... Rest ....IN PEACE :)) RIP? GET IT?:))
Are you ok dude?
No man , i'm starved ...
HI!Hey are u ok? What happened?
I need food...
Why can't survive here? Come on give me your hand...Ohhh heavy boy...
Look at that tree... Can u see this tree?
Yes i can see it barely ... but i can see it
You can't see any bananna, yes?
No...
Now look at this ... close your eyes close your eyes...
Omg what is he doing....
Spu.....uuffff
See? A bannana
That's amazing....
11 hours in Romania..
Hey my brother....
Schnapps... hey how ya' doing?
IS this your home?
More or less...
Where is youre wife.?
Don't have one....
You ate her?!?
Ahhh no!! I like hmph hey... a lot of girls...
Ahhaa i see... "HE'S GAY"
Want some beer? It's a german recipe....
Ahaa...Gimme some...
No the cameraman is not allowed
You are on duty .....
Come on...
Is this your wife?!?!?
No that's my child....i mean a bear...from the woods
Can i have some?
Nooo, some beer!
You are kidding me....
Zbang...
It's late...
Ohh look over there , houses ,cars!!!
Is that i city?
I'm sure of it!
Come on....
Subtitled by " The alter-ego of Survivor man number 2"
The film budget: $1.99