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Just kidding on that whole... "That's take six..."
I didn't record it, so... this is take six
and if I *** this up, I am not doing it again
and I am going with take four.
[burps]
That's a nice way to start that off.
Oh my god I'm going to put a hole in my new wallpaper. Ooh!
Didn't I already learn that I can't...
Oh my god...
Okay, wardrobe change, really fast!
I need a love shirt...
I do not have a love shirt.
Aw, yeah!
NOW I'm attractive!
Where's my pick?
Oh, god.
This is the worst day of my life.
Oh my god, I'm getting really hot under this lamp.
Ok that's what it is, it's the G.
It's the G.
Do you see my pretty necklaces?
I can't even do this.
Where is my pick!?
This is mind-blowing.
Seriously. I j--I just had it.
(sings) "Annie, are you okay?"
"You okay?"
"You okay, Annie?!"
Clearly, she's not okay.
[plays "Smooth Criminal"]
I mean...
How many times do you have to ask her?
I'm gonna do this.
Nope. That's not--
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm breaking it.
Ugh!!!
Who is texting me!?
It's Obama.
He wants me to check my email tonight.
(I bet he's sending me dirty pictures.)
(He always does that.)
(I *** it up.)
(I don't know what's going on so I'm just going to start over again.)
I'm gonna sing "Flash" like a million times tonight
and I'm never gonna get to "All You Need Is Love."
That's how it's gonna work out.
[sighs] Come on.
This isn't funny anymore.
Why don't I just...
...wait to turn the camera on...
ANGRY HAIR!
...until I know where the *** my pick is?
I don't understand.
[blows into mic]
Okay.
That's -- ooh! -- that's working, at least.
Whoa!
And don't do that.
OKAY, SERIOUSLY?
This is -- this is really not funny.
This is really, really not funny.
Like really not funny. At all.
Like, this is total ***.
[gasps] I can see myself in THAT mirror.
How YOU doin'?
Now I'm not going to lose a *** pick.
OKAY!?
[drops pick]
[sighs]
(I had it.)
I HAD it!
How you like me now?
...***?
(sings) "You're too low to get over!"
I wanna record it but I think there's someone outside.
(sings) "You're stuck on the highway!"
I'm just gonna do it, I don't give a ***.
(sings) "In the middle of traffic!"
Okay, actually I really do.
[gasps] Oh my god. That was terrible. Okay.
The pick is in the guitar.
Isn't that a beautiful thing?
(sings) "This one's for believ--" [drops pick]
(sings) "If only for its sake..."
"Come on, friends, get up now..."
"Love is to be made..."
"Oh, oh, oh..."
"...oh, oh, oh..."
Where's the damn BUTTON ON THIS THING!?
Ooh, this is like a fun way to sit.
If you could see the way my legs are going right now...
It's awesome.
That's crazy high. I don't give a ***.
In case it's awesome, which I know it will be.
Where are my picks?
[drops pick]
I'm not going to scream.
I'm just going to do it one more time.
Are you serious? The battery's dying?
I'm just going to do it until I run out of picks.
Which will be pretty soon.
Okay, well, *** it, I'm not gonna record it...
Okay, we're going to start one more time.
And seriously, if I can't do it, I am sending it in imperfectly.
(sings) "You're a vegetable"
I think this is take nine? Or something?
I don't know!
(Let's see how that did.)
('Cause I am so *** sick of this.)
(And I'm so *** sick of you!)
HOLY ***!