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Weekend-dad of li'l superspoiled Viggo
- Dad, you promised me I would get a pensioner yes you did dad
- No Viggo I certainly did not promise you that.
- This weekend I got you a LEGO Viking ship, Star Wars and a heap of Metallica merchandize
- But a pensioner, nope, I am not gonna give you that. Don't push your luck kiddo. And shut up while I write this email.
- Dad, why is your voice so deep dad?
- Good question, junior. Well, some people address kids like this: "Did you have a good day in kindergarten?"
"Come to mummy little friend..."
"Watch your steps or you're gonna clash with that old man" - But your dad is not like that ...
- ...your dad uses natural pedagogic principles and so I just use my normal voice like I would do on my job ...
- ...and that is why I talk to you like man to man and say straight to your face SHUT UP ...
- Dad's got netbanking to do. - Allright then.
- Shut up, Viggo.
- Stop hiccuping! - I can't stop dad.
- I can't [HICCUP] stop dad. This sucks dad.
- Now stop that Viggo. Don't scare your dad...
- Relax now Viggo. I'll call a doctor. Just relax now.
- Hello, this is Viggo's Dad. We're having an emergency here...
- Viggo is having a violent hiccup attack ...
- ... He's had the hiccups for several minutes and his condition is deteriorating ...
... yes, I reckon it's a severe case of the hiccups ... it has lasted at least 2 minutes ... it just keeps getting worse...
- The bird flu?
- Then I need you to put me through to the Minister of Health.
- Typical. They put you on line and let you wait til you're a pensioner.
- Why Viggo, the hiccup stopped?
- It's because now you remembered about the pensioner you promised me.
- That's all very well Viggo but you are NOT getting a pensioner!
- Okay okay. You WILL get a pensioner then.
- You are NOT getting a pensioner.
- You WILL get a pensioner.
- So I guess I have to give you a pensioner. But where to get a pensioner ...
- Pensioner, pensioner, pensioner, P, p ... eBay, eBay...
- Your mom's gonna explode...