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And now, LIVE from Keene, New Hampshire
It's Our Home Shopping Club with your hosts Ed and Fudgy!
Welcome to Our Home Shopping Club! Where we sell you items right from our own home!
I'm Ed! And I'm his cousin Fudgy!
And remember, you can't find it in a store, 'cause we got it here!
That's right! And you remember last hour we featured the Mole Catcher!
A favorite item out there for you people who hate pesky vermin!
And what do we start this hour's bidding with Cousin Ed?
Well Cousin Fudgy, why don't you help demonstrate our newest special item. The Flash Fire Oven!
Just toss in that special entree, squirt in the fuel and throw in a match..
Voila! Your cooking woes are over!
Quicker than a microwave and we're pretty sure it's safe!
You'll enjoy your cookin' one-on-one.
Just throw in a match and your hot dog's done.
Oh Cousin Fudgy! [teeth sucking sound]
So to order the Flash Fire Oven, call us here now at 1-800-Keene!
'Cause that's what we are!
KEENE!!!
So call us right here to order that Flash Fire Oven
or this next item Cousin Fudgy's about to demonstrate.
'Cause after a big chow like Fudgy had you might have some excess dog on that tooth.
That's why you might want to try the Tooth Rinse. It's fast, it's quick and it's speedy!
The Tooth Rinse! We only have one of these items left. So call us now! Right here at 1-800-Keene.
'Cause that's what we are!
KEENE!!!