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set fire to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
eat medicine that’s out of date
use your private parts as Piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
get your toast out with a fork
do your own electrical work
teach your self how to fly
eat a two week old unrefridgerated pie
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
invite a psycho killer inside
scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
take your helmet off in outer space
use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
keep a rattle snake as a pet
sell both your kidneys on the internet
eat a tube of super glue
i wonder what’s this red button do
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
dress up like a moose during hunting season
disturb a nest of wasp for no good reason
stand on the edge of a train station platform
drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
run across the tracks between the platforms
they may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
the dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb
so many dumb ways to die
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