TipaZhizn. Issue 1 " Club Valais "

A 'club' is a gathering of a wide array of different personalities. The bouncer! The bouncer is the best character! At first it seems that he doesn't need much in life But it's not that simple Secretly he dreams of being a DJ... as do bartenders. The signal is coming from your computer? What's ur software? Traktor! Hmmm... This guy gives me this program, and his playlists .. Notebook.. I 've got... an Asus.. ok. And what do we have? 2,000 rubles an hour, 18,000 for the weekend! Holy *** that's a month's pay! I can't talk I'm playing a set. Another very important nightlife character is the sound guy. This guy has perfect hearing; always hiding somewhere in the shadows full of rage . because he has to deal with simple-minded DJ's or musicians ***! You call this quality sound?! Can't you see that the red light on the equalizer is flashing?! God, who invented this profession... A Dj? The next "Music library character" Always positioned intimately close to the dj booth knows every single track from the very first note.. and is full of recommendations for the DJ. Oh! That's a Bowie track! David Bowie...Yeahh You know why he's called Bowie? Oh no! In honor of the knives -- "the Bowie Knives" Aww this is a great track! *** yea bro, nice one! That bass is really deep! Love it! Maybe put on the original? This remix is pretty ***, you think its good? Dope bro! But not one respectable club can exist with out this bunch that at first glance seem a bit strange... The freaks STRIKE A POSE! Good! Another interesting bunch are the party hippies: These are people who REALLY don't care what others say about them at all! If they find an unattended cocktail at the bar -- they'll drink it. And usually come to the party wearing whatever they wake up in. And now Yogis. Even while clubbing they keep all their chakras in shape. Especially "mulabanhu". They lead a healthy lifestyle, tend to be vegetarians, and surely -- do not drink alcohol! The next character is the most common of all in the clubbing scene: I am talking about the "users - abusers" They are always getting into some weird stories... Especially while using the toilet. "Be right back I gotta take a ***, " why wont you let me by? Think, think, why? Hmm, last week I f-ked Nadya... Yesterday I was crawling on the floor in an MDMA trip... that was awesome! oh I know, I peed in the sink the other day? Ah well it happens to all of us... I still don't get it.. No glasses allowed in the bathrooms! Turgenyev girls (google Turgenev): They wear polka-dot dresses, use to study philosophy or art.. Fond of everything from France, counseling in the clouds... enigmatic and sublime.They aren't exactly party animals. But a couple of Martini's is more than enough for them to start dancing on the bar. Everyone is socially hyperactive nowadays: armed with i-STUFF There is no way to surprise them with your news they already know everything about everyone. - Haven't seen you for ages! How are you darling? - Good! I was in Collector today and.. - I know, I know! I saw your check-in - Ok, what about you? - I went to morocco last winter... Yeah- yeah I m following u on instagram, not bad not bad! Where is my *** Walkie-Talkie??? My favorite character of all is the happy-no-matter-what guy. He's always happy to see you and is genuinely interested in what you have to say to him. Bubbly, joyful and always enjoying himself! Hallo, Salut, come over here! Hey I haven't seen you in ages, how's your dog feeling? Give me a hug! Hey waiter - come join us for a drink! Awesome sandwiches man, thanks!