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>>> TIME NOW FOR THE RIDICULIST.
AND TONIGHT, WE HAVE JUST
ANOTHER DAY AT THE LOVELY
BAINBERRY GOLFER'S WARD IN
TENNESSEE CAUGHT ON SECURITY
CAMERA IN THE PRO SHOP.
>> HEY, RON.
>> HEY, BILLY.
>> THAT HURT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.
>> I'M FINE.
DON'T MOVE.
WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN THE
CEILING?
>> DON'T MOVE!
HE WENT TOO FAR.
>> I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY
IT AGAIN.
THE STAFF MEMBERS ARE TOTALLY
UNFLAPPABLE.
IT'S A STUDY IN NONCHALANCE, AND
THE PART OF RYAN, THE GENTLEMAN
WHO FELL OUT OF THE CEILING, AND
BILLY, THE GENERAL MANAGER WHO
REACTED TO ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES
FALLING TO THE FLOOR WITH A
REACTION AS COOL AS A LAKE IN
THE SMOKEY MOUNTAINS IN
SPRINGTIME.
>> HEY, RYAN.
>> HEY, BILLY.
>> IT HAPPENED ABOUT A WEEK AGO.
RYAN WAS UP IN THE RAFTERS TO
FIX SOME WIRING AND BILLY WAS
TRYING TO GUIDE HIM BY HITTING
THE CEILING WITH A PUTTER WHEN
HE CRASHED THROUGH THE
FIBERGLASS INSULATION.
WE CALLED THE SHOP TODAY.
I'M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT RYAN IS
COMPLETELY OKAY.
THERE'S NOT EVEN A SCRATCH ON
HIM.
HE DIDN'T GET HURT AT ALL.
HE IS, INDEED, VERY LUCKY,
BECAUSE WHEN YOU FALL INTO A
GOLF SHOP LIKE THAT, THERE'S A
PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THAT YOU'LL
LAND ON SOME BALLS.
I ALSO LOVE HOW AT THE END OF
THE VIDEO, THE GENERAL MANAGER
TELLS RYAN NOT TO MOVE, AND THEN
GETS OUT HIS PHONE, AND YOU
THINK HE'S GOING TO CALL 911,
BUT HE JUST TAKES SOME PICTURES.
WHEN WE SPOKE WITH SOMEONE AT
THE SHOP TODAY, HE SAID RYAN'S A
REAL BRIGHT KID AND EVERYONE'S
OKAY AND WE SHOULD MAYBE HE
SHOULD GET EMPLOYEE OF THE
MONTH.
IF NOTHING ELSE, HE HAS PROVEN
HE'S THE BEST GOLF COURSE
EMPLOYEE SINCE THE GREAT CARL ".
>> IF I KILL ALL THE GOLFERS,
THEY'LL LOCK ME UP AND THROW
AWAY THE KEY.
>> THE GOPHERS!
THE LITTLE BROWN, FURY RODENTS.
>> WE CAN DO THAT.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE A
REASON.