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I just realized that I had, like, 50 dollars in cash in my pocket
and i think it went through the laundry when Alli did the laundry.
Oh, is this it? Wait, is this it?
Ohhh! Wait, this is 5 dollars... that's not all of it.
I gotta keep looking.
And I was wearing my red pants.
She said to check my red pants, if it's in there.
It's always like the worst feeling in the world when you, like, loose ca--
Ah, you kidding me?
There's a whole in the pocket.
Well, that sucks...
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I can't believe my pants "David Copperfield'd" that money...
DRAT!
However, on the up side... Alli's coming home today.
Uh... from Miami. She uh--
As you guys saw yesterday they went to--
they went to this like crazy, like, Miami club or something...
And somebody was, like, being really rude to one of her friends.
And Alli was about-- basically about to cut a ***.
Uh, by ***, I mean a big dude.
See Alli's small but, I'm sure she could like serious--
She probably, you know what--
She's like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is small,
but, psssh don't mess with Chuck Norris.
So, right now I'm gonna go to the bank.
And then we're gonna go to, uh, this place
where they sell tickets to the roller derby.
So, we're gonna go to the roller derby this weekend.
Uh... and basically watch other girls on rollerblades...
Not even rollerblade, so, probably really, skates.
I've never been to a roller derby
And I have always seen... you know the-- the stereotypical, you know... whatever.
And I'm-- I'm really excited to see this.
And guess who's coming?
Not you guys. I'm leaving you home.
You guys aren't coming. They're coming.
Nah, I'm just kidding you're coming.
So, we're trying to go to South Beach.
This may or may not happen.
We will see.
We got Hannah behind the wheel.
What up?
She's an expert.
So, you mean you can't even sleep there?
Yeah, a big deal, I mean...
Look, there are the (????).
'Kay, here we are, Miami Beach!
This is beautiful-- Whoa!
Watch me fall on my face in the middle of the sand.
So, it's gorgeous.
I'm very happy that I'm here.
Where are they? I don't see them.
Let's play the game where we look for our friends, 'cause I don't see 'em...
Ah.. (???)
Hello, doggies. Do you want to go play at the park?
Uh, excuse you. Come on...
What are you doing? Are your friends all muddy.
Yeah, that's pretty gross.
Hello, dirty dog.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Get out of the dirt!
Somebody wants to play.
The people next to me were laughing at me.
BECAUSE I'M TOO PUNK ROCK FOR THEM. WHOO!
But you know when you, like, wave to somebody
for letting you into traffic, like right here.
Are you the type of per-- people that go, like this, and wave.
Are you the type of people that just lift one finger, like that,
to acknowledge th-that "you're welcome" or a "thank you."
Or are you guys of, uh, the head nodders.
I think I'm the-- I'm the finger guy.
I just go like this.
Like, wha-- how does this mean "you're welcome".
I dunno, in my head it does.
It's, like, "Oh, thank you for letting me in."
"You're welcome."
Also, like, you know when someone says, "What's up?"
You know, like, "What's up?"
Do you go like this? "What's up?" or do you go down?
I go down. isn't that weird? I'm like--
It all make sense to go up. It's like...
"Hey, Charles what's-- Hey, Charles what's up?"
"Not much." I have like the
backwards of the opposite of everything.
Bye, sexy mamas.
Almost as hideous as the Cube, the Kia Soul.
SOUL!
A party bus through South Beach.
And now, we're drinking fresh juice. Just squeezed.
Oh, God. It's Ke$ha. Get away.
Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't whip the camera out early enough.
But there were lots of, um-- lots of people-- old people screaming from the party bus.
Are those the things that move the cargo off the ships?
Is that what those are?
Like, TVs in gas pumps...
What are we doing America? It's a gas station.
We don't need to watch TV while we're pumping gas.
You're kidding me...
I am, like, completely blown away by this right now...
Oh, my God!
I'm on a mission right now to find roller derby tickets.
Ever-- they were like sold out everywhere except for Play It Again Sports.
So, I am going trying to--
I'm going to a new part of Talahassee that I've never been,
uh, but, uh-- CUBE!
Um, that was just white, but I promise there's a Cube there.
Lost my train of thought... Oh, roller derby!
Yeah, there's-- there's some tickets. There's, like, a couple left.
So, I'm gonna get those.
'Cause I really wanna see girls beating up girls... on wheels.
'Cause I think that's totally hot. That is so hot.
Naw, it's just actually really cool.
'Cause they can probably kick my *** too.
Alright, Internet, keep an eye out for Play It Again Sports.
Although, I gue-- this is a day late. So, you're gonna have to time travel--
You're gonna have to time travel and come and tell me now
and time travel into my car. Right here, and tell me to turn.
Alright, nothing yet... Nothing yet...
Where the heck is it?
Ooh, let's go get a taser.
Pfft, way to pay attent-- Pfft, what is it?
Way to pay attention. We passed it! Hey--
Just-- There we go. Alright, we're good. Oh! Ahhhh! I gotta stop!
SWAMP STOMP! SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY, MAY 8th, 2010!
Wait! What was it? "Bring your own chair?" Whaaat!?
Wood you!
So, since Alli's gonna be driving all the way from Miami tonight
she's not gonna get home 'till 3 or some-- 3 or 4.
I thought I should get some coffee.
It's just an excuse to get some coffee. I know...
The dude gave me this.
Look at this... Half-off priced frappuccinos for like 9 days.
He gave it to me and he goes, "You might want this."
And then I looked at it and I was, like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Should I be that excited? It's just coffee.
You know what? That's the theory you guys...
The little things in life. Be excited for the little things.
That's so gorgeous.
The sun peaking through the clouds and it's like this beautiful, heavenly glow.
It's, like, all the beauty that our world has to offer.
That ever happened to you?
Like, you see something that's-- that in nature that you just--
There's no-- There's nothing in the world that could ever replicate,
like, the natural beauty of things. Sometimes, it's like, incredible.
I can't stop staring at it. Like, I need to pay attention to the road.
'Cause I'm just looking at the clouds.
Seriously, guys... I'm blown away by this.
You know, we're so busy sometimes, that... we can't stop and take a look
at all these incredible things that go on around us.
It's, like, we take it for granted.
There it is again! You're kidding me!
There they are!
I saw those on the way down from Tallahassee and I guess that's where they were going with them.
Also, I completely forgot to tell you guys.
Uh, my friend, Ariel, like as soon as we left her house in Miami
we get a phone call, like, literally 30 seconds after we pull out of her driveway.
She tells us that she's locked out of her house, on her balcony.
And we had to go back and rescue her.
I told her to just climb down, but she didn't want to.
I'm also really excited because we're gonna shoot a new video for the CharlesTrippy channel.
Um, it's like a contest video.
And I'm pretty sure you guys are gonna be stoked on it, so, um...
GET EXCITED!
Okay, so, I sent a picture message with the little flyer to Alli.
And I was, like, "Should I be really excited?"
And this is what she wrote back. I'll show you.
Yeah, so that's what she wrote to me.
That little *** wasn't even gonna tell me.
We're gonna call her and confront her.
Oh, so, you weren't gonna tell me, huh?
You weren't gonna tell me about the frappuccinos?
Well, that's just not nice! Love you, bye!
Oh, so you weren't gonna tell me, huh?
No way, Josč! But, you were gonna find out on your own.
I just found out because I went and got one today.
YOU ***!
Oh, well, Scott replies to me on Twitter and we're, like, "Look at this! Don't tell Charles!"
Arghhh!
Everyone's conspiring against me.
Actually, maybe, they said to tell you... 'cause they think it's funny.
They probably did. They probably did.
Regardless of how you found out. You're not allowed to go.
I'm not allowed to go?
It's half-price. I'll save the money.
That's true, but then you're gonna drink twice the coffee.
That's true!
Do you guys hear something?
Huh...
Sounds-- Sounds like a whimpering dog, but, uh, I don't hear anything do you?
No... I wonder where Marley is? Does anyone know where Marley went?
Huh... She must've run away.
Marrley! Marrrrley, where are you!?
Where are you Marley?
Hmm... It'd be nice if Marley came here.
I could give her some food.
Oh, hi, Zoey. It's always good to see you, but where's your sister, Marley.
Hmm... Oh, there she is! [Marley whines] I see her now!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! I guess I deserve that.
There's slobber all over this camera.
There's Marley! There's Zoey!
That's probably where the slobber's coming from...
So, Alli, a couple of weeks ago, ordered a book.
And, uh-- It came!
The LOL-Cat Bible.
"In teh beginnin, Ceiling Cat maded teh Skiez an da Earfs n stuffs."
So, she'll probably read some of that for you when she gets home.
It's an angry bowl of rice. Aw, man it's getting water everywhere.
That's-- I don't think that's right.
AH! Damn it!
You rolled in the dirt. Guess what-- You're not even supposed to be on there!
Get in the shower!
Get in the shower! Come on! Bath time!
Come on, Zoey. Look! No-- She's, like, "Where do I run, where do I run?"
Come on! Wai-Wait! Gotta get your collar off.
Good girl! Alright, Marley!
No-- Hope you're running around. Okay, good girl.
Wait, you gotta get your collar off.
Look at that! You guys are so good!
'Kay, gotta get your collar off. There!
Don't look so sad... You guys love it when you get baths.
That was pretty embarrassing, wasn't it, Marley?
Oh, geez, Marley! Ooookay!
How many-- How many is that now?
Geez!
Alright! Alright, you're destroying things now...
You act like you never get any chance to run.
You happy? Zoey, good job!
So, I just let Alli in the gate and, uh, she came home.
It's like-- It's like 4 'o' clock in the morning. I've stayed up
and look at-- They didn't wanna stay up and wait.
I didn't put 'em there, you guys. I did not!
They-- They figure out how to burrow and that's what they do.
Its kinda pathetic and cute at the same time.
You're fightin' it.
Who's at the door? Who's at the door!?
Heeeey! I knoooow! Hiiiiii!
Wiggle, wiggle!
Okay, okay... Jesus! Arrrrrrgh!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
She's muh baby! She's muh baby! She's muh baby!
See, her ears been all crinkly all day. See...
That-- Isn't that goofy?
Lemme see it... Wat are you doing? Look at Zoey...
Zoey!
One's forward and one's backwards. She's had-- She's had...
Look at her ears, they are like the opposite directions.
She's like a bad hai-- bad ear day.
You guys... You guys are ridiculous.
Noses hangin' off the bed.
He's Charles, Charles Trippy with Marley, Zoey and his fiancče Alli.
You can watch him on his channel, avoid the indecision,
'Cause the Internet Killed Television.