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ARDEN MYRIN: What's up, SpacesTV?
It's Arden Myrin, actress, comedian, and
incredibly nosy, nosy girl.
And I'm in the East Village in New York City, home to some of
the most colorful, interesting people in the city.
And I want to see if I can find a pretty crazy character
to take me home.
Let's go fishing.
Hey, do you wanna take--
do you wanna take me home?
Would you take me home?
MALE SPEAKER: Hell, no.
Why?
ARDEN MYRIN: I wanna see how you live.
MALE SPEAKER: My house is clean.
ARDEN MYRIN: OK.
You don't want a little blonde girl to come
hang out with you?
MALE SPEAKER: No.
ARDEN MYRIN: I think you might be my soul sister.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Soul mate!
Is that right?
What's your name?
ARDEN MYRIN: I'm Arden Myrin.
What's your name?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I'm Angel Eyedealism.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god.
You are spectacular.
Wow, OK.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I had nothing to wear so I wore
everything.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god, I like your style.
Do you live near here?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Well, I live just up the street.
ARDEN MYRIN: Let me ask you this.
I'm with SpacesTV and we want to see how New Yorkers live.
You seem like a typical New Yorker.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Oh, yeah.
ARDEN MYRIN: Would you be willing to take me to your
home to see your apartment?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Well, yes, of course.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god, this is going to be awesome.
I know it.
I'm picturing some space-age stuff, that you have some,
like, hot butler that waits on you--
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Well, I do have a hot super, but that's
at my other lair.
Well, I woke up today and went, oh my god, nobody has
shot the plastic bubble.
ARDEN MYRIN: That is so-- that is so bizarre.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Yeah, I moved in about a month ago,
and I'm going to stay there for the summer.
And I thought, nobody's photographed it,
nobody's shot it.
I haven't done a performance in there, and I haven't had
sex in there either.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god.
It's all happening today.
Get ready.
It's your trifecta.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: There was a fire in this building 10 years
ago, so it was rubble.
And the people building formed like a co-op of
sorts called a homestead.
And each person claims a space, and they work
on their own space.
ARDEN MYRIN: So you're the glamor bubble in the rubble.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Yeah.
Oh, it is rubble, I'll sh--
ARDEN MYRIN: You're the trouble in the
bubble in the rubble.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I hope so.
ARDEN MYRIN: Here we go.
Where are you from originally, Ms. Angel?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I'm from Uranus.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god, you know what?
I thought I felt something up there.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Yeah.
And I just wanted to tell you that a hard angle for Uranus
is gayness.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh, I love it.
That's exciting.
What's your favorite part of living in a bubble?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I mean, nobody's doing it.
It's just so original and fun.
ARDEN MYRIN: In four years from now, everyone's gonna be
living in a bubble.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I know.
ARDEN MYRIN: You're on the cutting edge.
Oh, shut the front door!
You weren't lying!
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: No, I don't play.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god.
Do your friends that are building this live in the
building right now?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: They have their room in the front.
And then they're just working at-- you know, they fix it up
themselves and they own it.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god, so awesome.
OK, this is--
BOTH: The bubble.
ARDEN MYRIN: This is spectacular!
OK, now give me the big TV tour of your bubble.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I had just moved in here, and it was just
the plastic, which my friend Liz put up for me.
And I had this spray paint.
I was like, *** it!
I came home, I just went da-da-da, and made big eyes--
because my name is Angel Eyedealism.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god.
Now is it hot in the bubble?
May I go into the bubble?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Oh, I have air-conditioning.
I'm a lady.
ARDEN MYRIN: Now who's this person?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: This is Marlena.
ARDEN MYRIN: Marlena.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Marlena, Monkey Monkles, Bucky Buckles.
ARDEN MYRIN: Come on, so cute.
This is just like every McMansion
in Scottsdale, Arizona.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Come on in.
ARDEN MYRIN: They all have their Bubble Room.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: OK.
ARDEN MYRIN: Now what is this?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Well, that is what's called a theremin.
ARDEN MYRIN: This is a theremin, you guys.
[THEREMIN PLAYS]
ARDEN MYRIN: Wow.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: [SINGING]
Welcome to the underground.
It's a happy place when the sun goes down.
Meet my friends, they are so sweet.
Jumpin' and a-tweakin', jumpin' and a-tweakin',
jumpin' and a-tweakin' to the beat.
To the beat.
ARDEN MYRIN: Hey, hey!
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: [SINGING]
Oh, and meet my senses, they smell so sweet.
ARDEN MYRIN: What?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: [SINGING]
You'd never know, you'd never know--
ARDEN MYRIN: No?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: [SINGING]
You'd never know I was from the street.
ARDEN MYRIN: What?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Or a bubble.
ARDEN MYRIN: Your dog is very mellow.
There's some dogs like four blocks away that
are freaking out.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: There's like three huge pitbulls upstairs.
ARDEN MYRIN: First of all, bravo.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Oh, thank you.
ARDEN MYRIN: Favorite thing about the bubble?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Well, I got all this furniture for free,
given away, or friends giving it to me.
Just, like, accessories, bras, hanging--
ARDEN MYRIN: Definitely like witchy magic
happening over there.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Yeah.
ARDEN MYRIN: Would you like to read my chart,
just a general vibe?
Is there any vibe you're getting?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Well, I can actually do your-- do you know
what time you were born?
ARDEN MYRIN: 6:16 AM.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: OK, I can do your actual chart.
Arden--
December 10, you say?
ARDEN MYRIN: Yep.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: You are a Sagittarius sun.
Nearly conjunct your mid-heaven, which is
the point of fame.
She's a famous biotch.
ARDEN MYRIN: What?
OK, did you hear that, Mom?
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Yeah.
You are just a man magnet.
I think a few chicks would check you out, too.
ARDEN MYRIN: Thank you so much.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Now, you're meant for wealth.
Oh, your Venus is in Aquarius!
What a degree!
Your Venuses conjunct my sun!
ARDEN MYRIN: Wait, hold on, hold on!
Mwaammwawa.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Mwaammwawa.
ARDEN MYRIN: Well, thank you so much for
showing us your bubble.
Thank you for your song.
I would not be a good house guest-- or a bubble guest-- if
I did not come up with a housewarming present.
My very own vintage.
I brought you a bottle of my finest wine.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: I love white wine!
ARDEN MYRIN: Please enjoy.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Oh my god.
ARDEN MYRIN: You were so sweet.
I have to say you've made a wonderful place for yourself.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: That's her!
Oh my god, look at how cute she looks!
ARDEN MYRIN: Come on.
ANGEL EYEDEALISM: Look at that butt.
ARDEN MYRIN: Thanks, girl.
Bye!
I've been here with my buddy Angel.
You've been watching Take Me Home.
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