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Oh Tailor Uncle,
the suit you stitched me has ripped.
I went to see a girl and returned with a ripped trouser.
Ok
What’s in this?
A bomb
Bomb
Chill, they are clothes Tailor Uncle.
I have to get these clothes altered.
The suit which ripped is also inside. I need to get that repaired as well.
Raise your hands, I need to take your measurements.
There’s not enough space.
Look up and see.
Waist size 44 and a half inches!
How old are you?
24 years old, why?
No, nothing.
Tell me Tailor uncle
Hips, 55 inches!
What inch inch uncle? Tell me please what is it
Look a few days ago a customer came into the store,
who looked like you.
He was of your size and even spoke a lot like you.
So what. I come from a very prosperous family where they feed me well and take good care of me.
So you are fed very well, and your trouser rips! Very nice.
Then.
Then when I did not hear from the customer for a few days, I phoned his residence.
You know then what happened?
What happened?
My customer had suffered a massive heart attack.
Today’s youngsters don’t take care of their health at all.
Anyway you still have time on your side.
But my trouser ripped because of you. It’s your fault.
Quiet. How can you say that the trouser ripped because of me.
You keep stuffing your tummy with food.
You still have some time on your hands,
but nobody knows what can happen tomorrow.
Take care of your health. You have gained 3 and a half inches in 2 months.
You know that customer of mine, be careful, else you will end up in heaven like him.
It’s okay, i’ll fix it but be careful of your health.
Tailor Uncle, how are you? All well?
Welcome son, all very well.
Next month I need to go for a very important wedding.
. So I need a very good wedding suit stitched. It should be of a very good fit.
Don’t stress at all. It will be done.
Why do I need to stress when you are here.
Look at this young gentleman. He comes here once every 2 months.
His weight never increases.
Infact he may shed a little weight but he will never gain any.
Let me take his measurements.
Sure
Watch
I am watching
Chest, 40 inches.
Look at his waist, 33 inches.
Look at his body shape.
Lets measure his biceps?
Biceps, 15 and a half inches.
This is what you call a person from a prosperous well fed family.
He from a well fed family. He looks like a baby chicken
Did you call me a baby chicken?
If I just blow some air on him from my lungs he will go flying all the way to Calcutta.
Yes, I called you a baby chicken, you heard me!
Yes I heard you. What will you do?
You call me a baby chicken? Go ahead, blow some air on me, see me fly.
Are you trying to challenge me?
I am not trying, I have challenged you.
Look at your size, you can barely breathe properly.
You are wheezing and you say you will blow air out of your lungs on me.
Don’t challenge me.
I am challenging you.
Don’t challenge me.
I am challenging you.
Don’t challenge me.
Dishum Dishum
Hey Fatso, are you trying to kill me?
I will kill you.
Tailor Uncle, I have never been so humiliated. I will never return to this store ever.
Hey Fatso you will sit and hurt my customers.
Sit on me, come on sit on top of me.
Bloody Idiot. Come, sit on top of me.
Get out, get out of my shop.
Good for nothing Fatso.
See. Wasn't I correct in what I was thinking.
Okay bird you also have had your fun.
Someone please have mercy on me. Forget it.
All this excitement today has made me very hungry.
It’s time to go and eat something.