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>> Jimmy: HI THERE.
WE'RE BACK.
OUR NEXT GUEST TONIGHT PROVES
THAT EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED IN
DRIVER'S ED IS A LIE.
SHE COMPETES IN BOTH INDY CAR
AND NASCAR AND IS ONE OF THE
MOST POPULAR ATHLETES IN THE
WORLD.
PLEASE SAY HELLO TO DANICA
PATRICK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> NOT MUCH.
HOW IS IT GOING?
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I KNOW YOU ARE BUSY RACING IN
TWO DIFFERENT -- WILL YOU HAVE
TO CHOOSE BETWEEN INDY AND
NASCAR AT SOME POINT?
>> SOME PEOPLE THINK I MIGHT
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK IT'S LIKE HAVING
KIDS.
YOU CAN'T CHOOSE.
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
THEY'RE BOTH FUN BUT FOR
DIFFERENT REASONS.
>> Jimmy: EVERY MOTHER SECRETLY
MAKES A CHOICE.
AND MAKES IT KNOWN IN DIFFERENT
VARIOUS WAYS.
>> DID YOUR --
>> Jimmy: WELL, I WAS THE
FAVORITE, OF COURSE.
I MEAN, NONE OF MY SIBLINGS HAVE
A TELEVISION SHOW.
I HAVE A BROTHER AND A SISTER.
>> YEAH?
>> Jimmy: MY BROTHER WORKS HERE.
I'M THE OLDEST.
>> OLDEST, DRIVEN, TYPE-A
PERSONAL TILL?
>> I RULE THE FAMILY WITH AN
IRON FIST.
ARE YOU THE OLDEST?
>> I AM.
YEAH.
I HAVE A SISTER, SHE'S TWO YEARS
YOUNGER THAN ME.
SHE'S WHY I STARTED RACING.
>> Jimmy: SHE IS?
>> SHE'S A PHYSICAL THERAPIST
NOW.
>> Jimmy: THAT COULD WORK OUT
PERFECTLY BECAUSE YOU HAD A
LITTLE CRASH, LAST MONTH HERE IN
CALIFORNIA.
>> YEAH, SOMETHING I MIGHT NEED
A PHYSICAL THERAPIST FOR, BUT
I -- I DID.
I GOT INTO A LITTLE ACCIDENT,
HERE IN CALIFORNIA, ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU WOULD BE SO
KIND AS TO TALK US THROUGH THIS
BECAUSE --
>> YEAH, THAT'S ME, I'M THE 7.
THAT'S ME.
SO, KAY OUT OF THE CORNER AND
THE LAP BEFORE I KIND OF BUMPED
INTO HIM AND I REALLY DIDN'T
MEAN TO.
I THOUGHT I WAS CLEAR.
I WASN'T.
AND THEN THAT LAP I DRIFTED UP
AND GOT REALLY CLOSE AND I KIND
OF CAME OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
STRAIGHT.
SO, THERE'S A PAUSE AND ALL OF A
SUDDEN, BOOM.
AND MY DAY'S OVER.
LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NO GOOD.
DO YOU THINK HE HIT YOU ON
PURPOSE?
>> I BELIEVE THERE'S A STRONG
CHANCE THAT HEM MIGHT HAVE DONE
THAT ON PURPOSE.
>> Jimmy: WHY WOULD HE DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> YOU KNOW, YOU GOT YOUNG
DRIVERS AND THEY JUST GET
FRUSTRATED.
>> Jimmy: IS HE A TEENAGER?
>> I'VE GOT FENDERS NOW.
I GOT FENDERS NOW.
>> Jimmy: TO FEND OFF THE -- SO,
WILL YOU SEEK REVENGE?
I MEAN, HOW DOES IT, I DON'T
KNOW -- HOW DOES IT WORK?
>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO, JIMMY?
WHAT WOULD JIMMY DO?
>> Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, JIMMY
WOULD NEVER GET IN THE CAR.
>> YOU MEAN A RACE CAR, OR JUST
A CAR IN GENERAL?
DO YOU HAVE A DRIVER HERE?
>> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T.
I DRIVE MY OWN CAR.
>> WHAT WOULD JIMMY DO?
>> Jimmy: JIMMY WOULD STAY HOME,
SUCKING HIS THUMB.
BUT I WOULD THINK THAT IF IT
WAS -- I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S
ANY WAY TO TRANSLATE IT INTO MY
WORLD.
THERE ISN'T, REALLY.
IF I THOUGHT HE REALLY DID --
DID YOU ASK HIM IF HE HIT YOU ON
PURPOSE?
>> IT'S FUNNY.
WE HAVE TO GO TO THE ROCK KEY
MEETING
MEETINGS AND THERE'S USUALLY
ONLY, LIKE, SIX OR EIGHT OF US
AND HE SITS ACROSS FROM ME AND
HE HASN'T SAID A THING TO ME
YET.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> ONE TIME, I GAVE HIM A LITTLE
GLANCE, LIKE -- SO, HE'S ON LIFE
LONG PROBATION WITH ME.
>> Jimmy: HE IS?
AND WHAT IF HE VIOLATES THE
PROBATION?
>> FENDERS.
>> Jimmy: FENDERS.
>> MAYBE HE'LL BE SUCKING HIS
THUMB.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE SO.
MAYBE HE WON'T HAVE THUMBS
ANYMORE.
>> ALL GOOD -- LET'S HOPE HE
DOES.
IT'S JUST NASCAR.
IT'S FUN.
>> Jimmy: YOU COULD HURT
SOMEBODY DOING THAT.
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE -- HAVE YOU
BUMPED ANYONE INTENTIONALLY?
>> WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS
THAT?
>> Jimmy: A QUESTION YOU WON'T
ANSWER?
>> UM -- YEAH, A COUPLE OF
TIMES.
I HAVEN'T TAKEN ANYONE OUT
INTENTIONALLY YET.
I'M NEW.
I'M TRYING TO EARN RESPECT.
I REALLY AM.
WHICH IS WHY I HAVEN'T TAKEN
THEM OUT.
>> Jimmy: OTHER DRIVERS WILL
SAY, WE DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU'RE
KIND OF OSTRACIZED FROM THE
GROUP IF YOU DO THAT SORT OF
THING TO ANOTHER DRIVER?
>> THERE ARE SOME THAT THOUGHT
YOU HAVE TO DO IT BACK AND
THERE'S OTHERS THAT WANT TO DO
IT FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> BUT NO, I -- I WANT TO BE
RESPECTED, TO BE REALLY SERIOUS,
I WANT TO BE RESPECTED AND I
WANT TO DO IT RIGHT AND, SO, FOR
NOW, ALL IS CALM.
>> Jimmy: ALL IS CALM.
FOR THE SIXTH YEAR, I THINK,
YOU'VE BEEN VOTED THE MOST
POPULAR DRIVER IN NASCAR --
>> MOST POPULAR GIRL.
>> Jimmy: MOST POPULAR OF ALL
THE DRIVERS.
MAYBE --
>> DID ANY OF YOU VOTE?
JUST KIDDING.
YEAH, SIX YEARS IN INDY CAR.
IT IS COOL.
IT'S VERY FLATTERING.
I'M NOT BORING THE FANS, AT
LEAST.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS NOT.
>> NOT A PERCENTAGE OF THEM,
ANYW.
>> Jimmy: BUT AS A RESULTLE OF
YOUR POPULARITY --
>> WHAT WOULD KEEP ME POPULAR?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK YOU NEED
HELP FROM ME, BELIEVE ME.
>> SURE I DO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
WE DID THAT LITTLE SKIT OUTSIDE
ABOUT MAKING FUN OF ME GETTING
ALL MAD --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
IRL THINK -- YOU KNOW, IF YOU
REALLY WANT MY ADVICE, IF YOU
SECRETLY STUDY KARATE FOR THE
NEXT THREE YEARS, AND THEN THE
NEXT TIME SOMETHING LIKE THAT
HAPPENS, YOU JUST COME FLIPPING
OUT OF THE CAR LIKE A NINJA AND
YOU LAY WASTE TO, LIKE, NOT JUST
THE GUY WHO HIT YOU, BUT HIS
WHOLE PIT CREW, YOU TAKE THEM
ALL OUT.
>> IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE "KILL
BILL" AND EVERYBODY IS LEVELED.
>> Jimmy: YOU WOULD BE WREAKING
HAVOC ON EVERYBODY -- YOU WOULD
BE A MINIATURE UMA THURMAN.
YOU'LL BE UMA THERMOS.
YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR FACE --
>> ANY TIME I'VE GOTTEN FIRED
UP, I TAKE THE HELMET OFF.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT YOU DO,
WEAR THE HELMET WHILE YOU ARE
LAYING WASTE TO EVERYONE.
AT THE END, WHILE EVERYONE IS ON
THE GROUND, YOU TAKE THE HELMET
OFF AND YOU THROW IT ON ONE OF
THEM.
>> THEY DO THROW HALL MELTS IN
RACING.
THAT DOES HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: LIGHT A CIGARETTE AND
BLOW THEIR CAR UP WITH IT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
>> THEN THEY WOULDN'T HAVE ANY
THUMBS LEFT.
I LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY DON'T NEED
MY ADVICE.
YOU'VE BEEN IMMORTALIZED,
REALLY.
THIS IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
>> ISN'T THAT COOL?
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE ON "SOUTH
PARK."
AT LEAST A CARTOON OF YOU ON
SOUTH P
"SOUTH PARK."
DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO
BE ON?
>> I HAD NO IDEA, ACTUALLY.
I HEARD ABOUT IT THAT NIGHT AND
THE NEXT DAY SO, OF COURSE, I
QUICKLY HAD TO SEE THE EPISODE
AND --
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU THINK?
>> IT'S HILARIOUS.
IT'S -- IT MAKES FUN OF NASCAR A
LITTLE BIT.
BUT IF YOU CAN BE MADE FUN OF IN
"SOUTH PARK" THAT'S A WIN.
>> Jimmy: AT THE END OF
NOVEMBER, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON
"THE SIMPSONS."
YOU'RE THERE WITH HOMER.
WE GET AN IDEA OF HOMER'S HEIGHT
HERE.
THAT'S COOL.
>> SO THAT MEANS SINCE I'M 5'2"
HE MIGHT BE 5'5".
>> MAYBE NOT EVEN THAT.
>> IT SORT OF -- I DO HAVE THE
WIDOW'S PEAK.
THAT'S EXACTLY ME.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO BE SOIM
PSON-LIKE.
>> HOW COOL, RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I WAS -- I THOUGHT BEING ON THE
WHEATIES BOX WOULD MEAN I MADE
IT, BUT THOSE, ALL IN ONE YEAR
AND A HANNAH MONTANA REFERENCE,
DONE.
>> Jimmy: DANICA PATRICK,
EVERYBODY.
I KNOW YOU WANT TO MENTION,
YOU'RE WORKING WITH SOMETHING
CALLED DRIVE FOR COPD.
NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
>> IT'S A LONG WORD, --
>> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS FUN.
>> IT'S NOT REALLY.
BUT YOU END UP -- YOU
FUNCTION OVER TIME AND SO I'M
DOING AN AWARENESS CAMPAIGN, WE
STARTED IN FEBRUARY, FOR COPD.
THE FOURTH LEADING CAUSE OF
DEATH IN THE COUNTRY, KILLS MORE
PEOPLE THAN BREAST CANCER AND
DIABETES COMBINED.
THIS MONTH IS COPD AWARENESS
MONTH.
TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO GO TO
DRIVE FOR COPD.COM, TAKE THE
SCREENER, VOTE FOR ME, BECAUSE
I'M IN A COMPETITION.
>> Jimmy: TO SEE WHO CAN GET THE
MOST SCREENERS?
>> YEAH.
MYSELF, PATTY LOVELESS, BRUCE
JENNER AND MICHAEL STRAHAN.
>> Jimmy: AND REMEMBER, DANICA
IS VERY COMPETITIVE AND SHE WILL
DESTROY YOU IF YOU DO NOT OBEY
HER.
VOTE FOR DANICA.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BLAKE
SHELTON.