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When the law school gets ya tuition check, it's just
So damn large, that the math can't fit there Ya could ball so hard until FAFSA rips ya
A hole in ya *** that ya wallet slips out
But it's all good in Westwood Because we test better than the kids from
guess who? Yes you! Bet you didn't even know about IRAC
Though your mom might *** an Ac with minks on her back
But now ya talking to the CRAC inventor Conclusion, Rule, Analysis
Conclusion, and thus... I'm dropping knowledge on these fools like
dandruff I smack you with my damn Learned Hand through
ExamSoft
So hands off, man you can't compare, your parents was wrong
Go against me, you gonna end up at a loss Like using Bloomberg when I'm cruising Google
and Westlaw (Can I get paid Westlaw?)
So screw it, it's finals time Now I'm a spell my name on one line, check
it, Exam, number, one-oh-four
U.S. Constitutional Law Recognize a real law when I see one
Spotting issues in a mass of clues
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali, Cali (law school)
If I gotta choose a coast, I got to choose the East
That's what I told the NY firms that asked me
But that don't mean a student can't rest in the west
Stress about tests in the west Smoke some nice zest to de-stress
I'm just saying this in jest If you're a future employer, no need for that
drug test You could have me like Pennoyer, you be the
g Neff And we'll both be legendary for service and
process I confess, I digress, too many tests in my
head
See I'm reading the precedent that preceded the present test
It's not even making sense, I'm reading the same sentence
Again and again, but the rule's been missed As far as I'm concerned, the only rule is
this If you want Lexuses, learn about nexuses
But LexisNexis can't help you with this (How bout now Westlaw?)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali, Cali (law school)
UCLA got job fairs, resume drops where our peers
Scream "pick me, pick me, gimme one more chance!" I be sitting in classes, reading ATL blasting,
Schools selling J.D.s like they're a cash advance
Ask a class from left to right, only got 5 months left in sight, we checked our flights
Take a minute to look back in awe, then we hustle till we call counselor, and not only
in LA I know you must be jealy, kiss it, pay the
money, just 200 grand, that's the plan Then you can rock a J.D., put it on ya wall
just like a trophy And it's no joke, I just want ya'll to know,
no city like LA, great place to go broke
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali (for law school)
I'm going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali, Cali (law school)