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have you ever had some said something that
a
pissed you off
made you wonder how stupid that person really is
or c
all the above
so i'm going to tell you about
five
commonly used phrases that really *** me off
number one
what do you mean
and I don't mean asking for clarity
I mean asking just because they don't like the answer you just gave
oh hey
I can't go out with you guys tonight
what do you mean you can't come out with us tonight
I mean I cannot go out with you today
I've just said it
number two
you must feel awful
as if its supposed to help or something
I mean really what possible good can come from you saying that
hey how you doing
I'm alright
my dog just go hospitalized because I ran it over while I was backing out of the drive way
man
you must feel awful
well if I didn't before
number three
I know you've
oh have you seen
have you heard
have you been to
but don't just
oh I know
like your just so knowledgeable
i know you've seen the new jurassic park movie in three d
you said you know i've seen the new jurassic park movie in three d
how do you know
are you psychic or something
psychic
no I just
number four
you haven't
as if I didn't just state the fact that I have not in fact
heard, seen, done whatever you just asked
so you ask me I answer you you ask me again
I don't like answering in the first place
useless questions just make me even more mad
hey you remember the girls name from fifty shades of grey
oh I have never read fifty shades of grey
I do believe thats what I've just sayed
yes
and number five
what are you doing
now
not when they actually don't know
when they're looking you right in
just looking at you
seeing everything and just decide
why not
i'll ask a question that i already know the answer to
what are you doing
well I am hopping up and down on one leg
performing open heart surgery while eating a ball of fruit salat
so there you go these are just
five
of the many phrases that annoy me
what are some of the ones that annoy you
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