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So... today's my wedding day
It's my wedding day!
How do I feel about this wedding?
You ask me how I feel about this wedding?
when he kills my father and marries my mother within two weeks.
That's great, you know.
That's great you know.
I'm GONNA ---- HIM UP
Do you know how pissed off this---
&%@^%!
Since Hamlet went insane and destroyed the whole wedding, we have to call it off and get married in Vegas.
My brother? I can't say I never loved him.
But you know, he had something I wanted.
My brother? I can't say I never loved him.
So I killed him. And married his wife.
He actually would've liked this.
He liked shiny things.
So my dad went to talk to me last night.
You know he was dead, not alive.
You know what he told me?
He told me to kill Claudius, because he was the one that killed him and married my mom
He just told me to kill him, but try to go to Heaven. Put my mom back in her place.
You know, the usual stuff a dad tells his son.
I'll do anything for him. He is my dad.
Anything.
God Polonius Hamlet is going insane. I don't even know what to do with him anymore!
Just cry it out.
Oh speak of the Devil. He's coming this way!
Hi mom.
Yes Hamlet?
I have to axe you a question.
Why did you marry Claudius?
Becuase I love him?
Do you know how much that hurts me?
This entire time, I've been acting crazy and crazy, like a lunatic
And you know what, it's not working.
I've been trying to pass off these signals that I'm hurt and scared
But you know what, after what you've done, anyone could've been a lunatic.
Is that a rat?
Who is that? Is that Claudius?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Stop it! Stop what you're doing!
Get away from me! Frailty thy name is woman.
This! Is! What! You're doing! To--
You're killing Polonius!
This is Polonius?
Yes!
Oh well
What have you done son, you just killed Polonius!
So what? I didn't even like him in the first place.
I have regrets?
No
I didn't like him in the first place. And he was friends with Claudius.
I'm glad he's gone.
He was dad's best friend. No one liked him.
God. You *** me off so much