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Be serious
Or I will tell the doctor about that
Do you have stomach ache?
Yes. I went *** twice
Sing-Sing
Hi, Ah Man
Cousin, how are you?
I am an experienced police officer
I won't care about such little injury
But he is different
He hasn't had such chance to meet with a senior officer like me
You are not my boss
And you are not a police officer either
You are suspended by the department
I am just protecting a common witness
I was framed, you'll know that I am innocent sooner or later
When I resume duty, you will regret what you've done to me
Cut the crap, stop arguing
Please, you'd encourage him
Say, being the undercover
Undercover? Don't ask him to be undercover againl
I hate people being undercover
Sing-Sing, you promised me you'd never be undercover again
Yes
But I prefer being an undercover than protecting this scumbag
I need no protection from you
But you were attacked
over 30 times after you're suspended
- What? - Come on
Stop arguingl I will give you some soup, come on
Anything wrong with you?
I have headache, and a little bit dizzy
I seel
You refuse to leave the hospital
because the nurses here are so pretty
My hand is hurt
Miss, when can I leave the hospital?
No peepingl You don't even take care of my handl
Go and get some medicines from the nurse
No peeping!
I haven'tl
What are you doing?
It was dangerous! Didn't you notice it?
What? You are insane!
On the floor!
That's too muchl
No, he…
Don't bully mel Try once more if you dare!
Be careful!
Be careful!
Damn you, you wolf!
I can recognize you anyway
Calling control, I am Chow Sing-Sing, are you calling me?
Yes
I've just destroyed
a notorious group of killers
And I've arrested the involved criminals
Come and take them back to the station now
Tell him I achieved something
Officer Lai asked you to go to the scene immediately
I am now protecting the witness, I can't leave
Officer Lai asked you to leave everything alone
Come now
Do you mean to leave everything alone?
Yes
Alright
Don't move, let me pick up the gun first
Where is Sing-Sing?
Everyone face to the wall, now!
What's the matter?
He is called by the Headquarters
Hey, the test tube is broken, give me a cup
Yes, sir!
Madam
I'll take it for chemical test right now
What's the matter?
It's a homicide case
Is the dead a man or an animal?
Man
Why a tail is found here?
You are the chemical teacher
Who are you?
I am Chow Sing-Sing, you taught me Chemistry in last movie
I can't remember that
I am the legal medical expert, who are you?
Chow Sing-Sing
What did you ask me before?
Nothing
Nonsense
Have you seen Officer Lai?
Which one are you talking about?
That scumbag
He claims himself Bruce ***
he is nicknamed Super-Cop
That scumbag's foot is under yours
Sorry, sir
Are you hurt?
Sure! I am hurt!
Yes
About the homicide…
It's so cruel
The dead is called Million Wong
His hands are tied up, and he is stabbed to death by an ice digger
There are sperms left on the bed sheet
The way he was killed is similar to the story of one recent movie
So what do you want me to do with this case?
Take a look at this picture
When did you take my picture?
I hate this
This is the picture of the dead
you two look like the same
But he had a mole more
It's funny
What do you want?
It's a merit to you
I am sorry, clean your face please
Where did you get the tissue paper?
It's put next to the bed, so what?
It's used by the victim for cleaning
Cleaning what?
What do you think?
It's alright, just take it as facial
What do you think, Officer Lai?
Where are the sperms of the victim?
Here it is
It's empty
You know
it's a serious crime to destroy the evidence?
Unless you obey my instruction, or you'll be punished
Your mission is to act as Million Wong, and go back to his home
To keep an eye on his wife, Judy Tong
And his friend, Taior Lam who always wants to take his advantage
They are suspected to be the murderer
You want me to be undercover?
That's what I want. Or you can name yourself
"Betrayer
Or, bag egg, just as you like!
I beg you, don't ask me to be undercover
I promised my girl of not being undercover anymore
Or, I will lose my wife
Please, be merciful
Please show mercy to me, I beg you!
You can refuse going
Anyone of you, just take him back and charge him…
of destroying the important evidence
Yes sir
You scared me!
Even I refuse, there will be another one who is willing to go
OK, I will listen to you, you are disgusting!
I haven't promised Macdonna
who flattered me 8 times
So how can you change my mind by flattering me like this?
I think it's not Macdonna but Mac Don-Hung
Macdonna
Please give me face to let me excuse from this mission!
No, you should go
You are too dominant!
"Dominic" is my Christian name
Damn it, don't go too far!
I am a kung-fu master
I am expert in No-shadow Fist
and Skeleton Kickl
You can never defeat me
But I can defeat you just by my tongue!
Do you want me to go?
Well, it must be reasonable for you to send me as undercover
Let me think…
I respect your decision
OK?
Finel
Actually I love the name of "Undercover
I didn't push you
You are silly
how can you say this to your best friend?
Are you taking me as your friend?
We're colleagues, lend me few hundred thousands to buy a flat, OK?
I can tell you are not righteous
I will support you anyway. Try hard to solve the case
My future brother-in-law
How nice to meet you, it's my treat
But, lend me $20,000 first
You are suspended, how dare you borrow money from me?
Don't lose my face
I come to report a crime, isn't it OK?
I was indecent assaulted by a woman
Hold it…
As you said before, you'd support me anyway
If you are willing to do so, I will do everything to assist you
That's fine! I want him to be my assistant!
The 4th seat of the 3rd row
You are exaggerating!
None of your business
You are late!
I was busy
How is the story?
The woman stays with the man on bed
she kills the man with an ice-digger
Hey, I want to tell you something
What?
I quitted the job in school
I want to help my mom to take care of her florist
I wish to take some orders from the hotels and restaurants
Isn't it a good idea?
Good, very good
I have something to talk to you too
What?
I will be an undercover starting from tomorrow morning
What?
I will be an undercover starting from tomorrow morning
Are you tired of that?
Sure
but not my boss. I can't help
What identity will you be this time?
A husband of a woman
Which woman?
Keep this as secret
Judy Tong, who always appears in the gossip magazine
This is what I can tell, others should be kept confidential
Don't you mind?
It's not necessary for you to scare like thisl
Or do you want to take advantage?
Sure. Miss Snow White!
I am leaving
Excuse me
Ah Man
Ah Man
Where are you going to?
What are you doing?
Where are you going to?
You promised me not to be undercover again!
You silly girl, this is an order, I can't help
Tomorrow is the lunar new year eve
You promised to dine with my family
Excuse me
No, go and *** once more
It doesn't matter!
Don't be silly…
OK, you want to be the husband of Judy Tong?
She is weirdl
Will you sleep with her?
No
I will never do that!
But, I am not sure if I get drunk
Are you going to sleep with her?
I will date other boyfriends in return
I don't want to do so
it's my job
- Excuse me. - No excuse
I have pissed again
So, go ***
I don't care, if you do something wrong
I will take revenge
Say, I will sleep with 10 men
How can you talk
like this to me?
If you do something wrong
I will learn from the character of the film
When you fall asleep, I will tie you up
and stab you to death with the ice-digger
Tie me up?
Stop kidding, be careful
What are you doing?
Nothing
Have you bathed?
Yes
You should write the Fei Chun first
Fine, I'll make it tomorrow
No way, go now
My hands are tired
May I stop here?
You can use your feet
Great! You wrote them with your toes
Sure! I am really smart!
Sure you are!
Are you loving me more?
If you were so smart that…
eat the noodle with your toes, can you?
What did you say?
Hello?
Are you Mrs. Wong? This is a call from the police station
We have found your husband
Where is he now?
In the police station, come and pick him up
Thank you
Madam, someone sent you
some expensive underwears
Idiot, everyone knows that I hate wearing underwears
You may take them as your own
Thank you
I am now going to take Master home
Yes, Madam
Are you Jelly Tong, no…
Are you Judy Tong?
Call me Judy
Have you found my husband?
Yes, we found him in New Territories
He seems to have lost his memory!
We suspected that his head was seriously hurt
He's got not a penny in his pocket
Maybe he is robbed
Robbed by woman, I guess
Why don't you smoke?
Mrs. Wong, I am sorry, smoking is not allowed in this room
Would you put me in jail?
No…but…
$5,000 will be fined
Here is ten thousand, I will treat you cigarette
Mrs. Wong, money is not the most powerful thing in the world
It isn't…
but it's important
You are not my husband
I haven't said I was you husband
He is your husband
I won't forgive him!
You just go fooling around, that made you crazyl
Speak something
What? I lost my memory
She is your wife
No
I didn't say yes
You are couple anyway, forget his mistake
You, go and flatter her, then it'd be alright
I won't go home with him
I come and see whether he is dead or not
I have light memory that, my wife is rather pretty
She is pretty
What do you think?
Although she is not pretty, she is your wife
I am sorry, police can't tell lies
My wife is having nice body
She has nice figure too
My wife doesn't wear underwear
I have just seen that she hasn't worn the underwear
I just guess…
Damn it, you are not crazy at all
You have sharp tongue!
Well, go home now. Come on
Are you telling me?
What kind of behaviour of you?
You reported of missing a husband
you come and fool us after your husband is found
I'd better take you back to Shenzhenl
You know, we can lock you up
for few months without any trial
What are you looking? You are impolite
Look at me
How long can he protect you?
In July 1997, I will arrest him too
Who are you?
The security officer of China. So what?
You look familiar, when did you go back to China?
I haven'tl
You seem to be the commercial criminal
who stole money from government
Pal, I want to take them back to Shenzhen now
Including him!
Me?
Don't be big mouth
do you want to interrupt the peace?
I will arrest you, don't you believe? Damn it!
I am sorry! Excuse me please
Have you finished? Damn it
I am sleepy
Don't be big mouth
Go home to sleep if you feel sleepy
Follow me homel
Don't gol
Let's go
Where is my gun?
Just let them go
*** works, see?
How dare you be so impolite to me?
You know, you are suspended
If you pretend to be police again, I'll ask someone to arrest you
Don't be so cocky
I pretended as Chinese security officer, ask them to arrest mel
You…
Stop it. Or I will go & apply to be the Chinese security officer
and I will take revenge in 1997. You go to hell!
Luckily, I am a catholic, I will go to heaven
Young master!
Wow…
It's your house, what makes you surprise?
I have lost my memory
So what?
I don't mean it
Do you know who she is?
My mom
You mistook it
She is Toiletpapa. Our housekeeper
What? She is toilet paper?
It's a Japanese name
Daddy
My dear son…
Good boy, I miss you so much!
Damn it!
He is the son of the gardener
He greeted me daddy
He greets everyone as daddy
Greet us
Daddy…
I am glad you are back
Do you know who he is?
Is he the cook who makes curry?
He is your dad
What?
Good boy
Daddy
It's good to see you again
Do you know who he is?
May be a gardener
Your baby sitter
What?
Master, do you want to have milk?
Why not later?
Do you know who he is?
I don't think he is my brother
- Sure he is. - What?
You always treat him as your brother
I see
Call its name
or it will bite you
Do you mean it?
What name is it?
Use your brain!
Dolly…
David, Peter, Maria, Rose, Gigo…
Gigio Armani, Valentino…
Wong Jing, Ng Man Tat, Gordon Chan…
This dog should be killed
It's called Dolly Law!
You forget its name
I said Dolly many times
No, it's called Dolly Law. Not Dolly
You should mention it's surname Law
That's why it didn't obey me
Young Master
The vet has arrived
Which dog should I draw its teeth?
This way
Thank you, doctor
Lower your voice
You always fall asleep when doing massage to you
But why are you so excited today?
I don't know why
Don't pull so hard, OK?
Young master, but you love it
You mean it?
Yes
Forget it
Why are you interested in this old picture?
I have lost my memory
So what?
I don't mean it
I wonder! Why did I take
such picture with an underwear only!
It's me who begged you to wear it!
You refused to wear anything at first
You wanted to be sexy
You didn't satisfy with it at all
I can't imagine he is that kind of person
What?
I have lost my memory
If not judging from your look
I suspect that you're fake
What? Are you suspecting me? I told you I lost my memory
Actually what did I tell you before I lost?
I don't know
Toiletpapa
What are you calling her for?
To prepare for your bath
She has slept
What do you want, master?
You always appear so suddenly!
Madam, she said I appeared so suddenly
It's the usual practice of everybody in this house
I know how to appear in a sudden too
What are you doing?
Are you pretending to be death?
Hello, Officer Lai, I am Judy Tong
What's the matter?
You have found me the husband, he is not my husband
Thinner, make it thinner
How do you know that?
He knows nothing
about my family
He was bitten by our dog
I asked him to bath, he did it
But he bathed only 4 times a year before
He was pushed
to take a bath before our wedding
We asked him to take bath in the detention centre, he addicted to it
Hey, he is your real husband
Treat him nicely, otherwise
I won't let you go
Are you Officer Lai? How can you talk like this?
I am not Officer Lai?
Don't you think I am Leon Lai?
Go to hell
It doesn't seem to be your voice
You're right
You deserve severe punishment
Officer Chan
What's the matter?
I don't think my husband is my husband
I don't understand
Officer Lai found my missing husband
He looks like my husband
But
I have found that
he isn't my husband
Officer Lai has found you a husband
who is not your husband
But you've found that your husband isn't your husband
He is not my husband
So you are suspecting that he is fake although
he is like your husband
I think so
You should ask Officer Lai
I have called him
But, I don't know whether it's Officer Lai or not
He told me that my present husband
is my husband
That Officer Lai, you don't know whether he is true or not
he told you
Your present husband is your real husband?
I think so
I have a suggestion
Go home and take a bath, and drink a cup of hot milk
Come to see Officer Lai early tomorrow morning
Then you will discover that
your husband is your husband again
Are you suspecting me? Don't you trust me?
Don't you think I am idiot?
I think so
He is fake
I am fake too
Actually I am Andy Lau, I pretended to be Officer Chan
Now, it's 30 minutes passed 12
Oh, it's the first day of the Lunar New Year
Happy New Year
What are you doing? Officer Chan?
- That's it, bye bye. - I haven't finished
Bye bye
You are great, my dear classmate
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
You are making a dead set at me
She is rich
she will sue us, you know?
But we are carrying law and justice
You misjudge righteousness!
How dare you push me?
Go to hell
So what?
How dare you hit me?
I will kill youl
Officer Chan, I have lost my lighter
Why your eyes are so black?
I don't have enough sleep, that's it
Mrs. Wong, Kung Hei Fat Choi
Good luck, good bye
Anyway, happy anything to you
All are crazyl
What kind of noise is it?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You are my boss, I am your assistant, don't you forget?
Yes
You asked me to protect you, right?
Sure
I have done what you've instructed
I haven't told you to cut the ceiling of others
Yes, you didn't!
Go away, you idiot
I don't need your protection
But, I've to watch over you
to stop you from betraying my cousin
- Here you are, Madam. - Yes
Judy is back, go now
***, a fatty has gone into the room, what shall I do?
Are you back? Where have you gone?
I just went out to eat noodle
- Noodle? - Yes
Very good
In order to finish my mission
I have to flatter her
I want to tempt her
and make her tell me the truth
To find out the truth
I should flatter him
I want him to disclose his real identity
Judy!
Million
Judy!
Million
Sorry, I am tired
I am going to sleep in the study room
My God, please give me a strong man
Ask him to enter my dream, thank you
Really strong
He is already undressed
Thank God…
I am coming
Hurry up, fix the present as soon as possible!
Master and madam are coming down
Congratulations
Happy New Year…
Always lucky…
Here is the red pocket
You give them lucky money too
I haven't brought them with me, give me some
Here is the red pocket
Congratulations
Always lucky
Thank you
How about me?
You are married
Give it to me
Where is yours?
I am not married
You have mistaken. It's mine
Yours will be sent by Madam
See, they have got two per head
That's good
Congratulations
Officer Lai
This is for you…
Officer Lai
That's very kind of you
I should send you some present
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
No, we can't be "Fat Choi" (Getting rich)
Because ICAC would suspect us if we get any extra money
Well, wish you to be promoted
That's good
Mr. Wong, are you fine?
You'd take a rest for your head's hurt
Yes, take a seat, I will fetch you some cake
Good
How is it? What have you found?
I tried to seduce her, I won't mind sacrifice
But I can't get anything
Why don't you find another one?
Do you want me to kill you?
Give us some tea
Yes, Master
I have given you an assistant who is suspended
If you can't get me the real murderer
you'd suicide in front of me
But I am afraid that I would be killed
Who dares kill you?
Who is he?
The one wearing fur
A womanl
Happy New Year! My best friend
Your girlfriend is bald
My brother. Amigo
Happy New Year
Who are you looking for?
Taior!
Judy!
Judy, what's wrong with Million? He can't recognize me
I do, you are Taior, right?
No, you never called me like this
What did you call me before?
Speak up
Isn't it "Damn you"?
Damn you?
That's right, you fool!
You mean "Fool"?
No, I am "Damn You", you are Fool!
You are "Fool"?
You are "Fool"!
Are you "Fool"?
He is "Damn You"!
Right, Damn You!
Oh, you are Damn You, and you are Fool
He is Damn you, ***
I am ***?
Make it simple
Just call "Scumbag" together
How can you talk like this at the beginning of new year?
Say it again
Damn it
You are great!
Sorry…
Who is that scumbag?
He is Officer Lai who found my husband back
I am not used to stay with such junior police officers
My disco is newly opened
You should come earlier tonight
I have asked many girls to join us
You love it
What did you say?
Kidding
***, I forgot to visit my daddy
How is your daddy?
He died
I am hurrying to worship him. See you tonight
Bye bye
See you
He is the best friend of Million Wong
He always wants to seize Wong's property. He is worth suspecting
Judy, you look weird
Do you want it?
It's not necessary to court a woman
It's just a waste of time
Where there's money there's woman
I will pay her money so that she would listen to me
I will pay her more money to make her love me
Money's just drugs, one will be hooked on it
In that case, you got loads of drugs?
Which movie star are you courting lately?
Have a change, not film stars now
To court those working girl
That really turns me on
Really?
The one yesterday I courted owns a florist shop
Small worldl The one I had also owns a florist shop
The girl I am going to date tomorrow is having one as well
Which florist shop is it?
What, you want to join the queue?
Have you got your wife's permission?
Don't look at mel You can do anything you like
He wants to have fun too
I couldn't care less
I'm going to dance
Stop fussing about my head
I just want to know
how nice is that florist shop owner
I don't know how to describe
Anyway, she's got big eyes, pointed nose, sexy lips
a pair of nice ***
- and… - What's her name?
Damnl I just couldn't remember
Ada? No
Patty? No
Cindy? No
Anyway she's great on bed
From the bed to the floor
from the floor up to the bed
from the bed to the kitchen…
She is so cheap!
It's really cheap
Another thing, she said
the boyfriend she's going to dump is a police as well
Where's she? I want her now!
Cool it!
We had a date, she'll be here in a minute
- Really? - Sure
Let me make up first
Really?
Babyl Give me a kiss
So cheap!
Babyl Give me a kiss
Alright!
So cheap!
What's up now?
Just looking for somebody
Judy, why don't you introduce the beauty to me?
Judyl
Son of a ***! Stop pushing!
You keep the birds
and give us the albow
You call that good mates
You have had enough fun!
Judy!
Let me introduce, she is called Ching
she is our right hand
this is Mr. Wong
We met before
Right
I can't imagine how troublesome
if Ching leaves my company
We don't know what to do
I won't bother you
Why not a chat?
Bye bye. Bye bye
What are you looking? You always love watching girls
What else am I going to do?
Have a dance with me
Who are you looking for?
Just looking for someone
The bird you're with?
No
Did you tell lies?
No
Can you concentrate and dance with me?
How sweet are you two!
Where've you been?
My girl had come, I was going to introduce you to her
Where?
She's left!
Never mind, make it next time
What a nice hair style
I admire it
We are having a party tonight, are you coming?
Go and search
more girls to join us
Finel
What are you doing?
Nothing, I remember something
Why not play something new?
New?
We are having a party tonight
you must come
Why are you standing here?
Stop frowning
smile
We are having a party tonight, you must come
Big Busts
Big nose
Sorry
We are having a party tonight
You must come
Why are you standing here
go and get more girls to join us
Cutl Very good
What a job
Why do you come into my room? My mom will be back soon
Your mom?
I tell her that you are my tutor
If she knows it, she'll be furious
She told me not to let boys in
No kissing
No…too
Is it my turn now?
What are you on about?
What? I don't know
Remember the camp last time?
You walked in my camp and kissed me
Well, let's stop here, I am going back to the study room
I just want to know why don't you kiss me tonight
Well, can I go back to the study room after kissing you?
Give me a kiss first
Not here!
Where then?
Come on Judy, Don't go too far
Naughty!
So what?
Come on…
I won't care!
What are you doing?
Hey, you have a part too
What are you doing here?
How dare you court my girl, I want to beat you to death
Don't just beat me, you should beat her too
She is the director, I can't beat her
How dare you court my daughter?
How dare you!
You make me feel shame
It's not wise to tell others this scandal
I am leaving
Damn it!
You ***, kneel down
You ***, how dare you seduce daughter!
You shouldn't put it that way
But I was pushed to do so!
How can you talk like this?
You are inhumanl You want to leave my daughter alone?
I want to quit!
Do it, go on acting
Look, he is heartless!
I must go and tell your dad
You are getting marry next month
- Marry? - No?
Are you going to marry?
OK, make it quick!
That's good, hurry up!
You should be good from now on
- I am busy, excuse me. - Go, hurry up!
My mom approves to let us get married
What? Again?
Come onl
Time's up, game over!
You haven't noticed me since we slept in separate rooms
I've never said a word about all those women you had
I want you for just tonight!
Can I?
Can I? Why not?
Why?
Stop crying, I'm not the type
I am a loyal man
What's that again
I am a loyal husband. I want only one wife
Just tell me you love me
I love you
Again
I love you
Hold me tight
Stop staring!
I wish you would be run over by the car
Give us a twirl
Damn youl You are so cocky to wear the patterned socks
What do you want?
Just to pick up something
What do you want, twit?
Just to pick up something
What are you doing? Get back inside. Would you?
Nothing, just pick up the coins
Come and eat the red bean sweet soup
Not much business today?
Not so good, because it's newly opened
Kidding?
Quite a few of peoples came for you yesterday
Oh yeah, how do you know?
Where is your mole?
Here
Bravo!
This is nice
Don't you think it's chewy?
Just one
Of course, that's my mole
Does it taste better with the mole in it?
You two go on, I just go out for a minute
Where are you going?
To deliver flowers to someone's wife
Unlike you, you have no money
and no flower. See you
You should be blamed
What do you want again?
I come to eat the sweet soup and to protect you
Why don't you stay then
Taior and his gang are coming to play cards tonight
I think I can get some clues
You are wise to search for my help
I'll take care of you tonight, because I am the gambling kingl
What are you looking for?
Nothing
How is it?
Everything normal
Do you have money?
You know I am called the Gambling King of the police department?
I don't think so!
You will know it later
Mr. Wong, where is your mole?
Removed
But it brings you wealth
Really?
Because I have much money, I don't want morel
It's very wise of you!
See?
Let's follow the old rules
What?
Gamble in cash
Sure! Sure!
Maximum credit is $200,000
Isn't it the change?
This is all I have
Mr. Wong, $10,000 as base
It's an eight
A nine can have the 1st call
Make it $50,000
How is it?
$150,000 more
We'll get rich if we get all the base only
I see
Follow
But you should show us the money
Where is the change?
Change?
Hey, over there…
I'll go and take the money, sit here
Honey, give me few millions
We have separate account, you know?
But you have 30 million cash put inside the house
I have forgot where it is
You will remember, you're smart
What should I do?
Get rid of this
You mean it?
You should trust me
Nine circles
- Bingol - Me too
Me too
Damn you!
Where is Officer Lai?
He is having fun inside the CID room
You ***!
I want to discuss something important with you
Can't you see I am busy at beating others?
I want you to give me 2 million for gambling
Are you kidding?
How dare you counter attack?
You should give me 2 million
How can I get 2 million for you?
Taior comes for gambling
if I've no money, our secret will be disclosed
Then we will be in deep shitl Hurry up
Hands off me
If only you promised me
Where have you gone?
I am sorry, I went to get some money
The money is not well kept
I put it inside the maid's room which is in Yuen Long
Cut the crap, we are waiting for you
The cards please
Deal now
A pair of 8, it's your turn to call
I want to show…
Hold it, just to tempt them
Nothing special, just $200,000
$200,000?
I want to raise it to a million
I will follow you!
3 eights
No hesitation, just show hand
How about the newspaper?
Show it too
3 eights?
***, it's not much!
Follow!
I quit
I have 3 Aces
I don't believe that you've got 4 eights
Don't be that nervous
Don't cry, pall
4 eights
Why? I have had an eight!
You mean the game before you left?
Sure it is
But we have played many rounds after that
Why don't you tell me?
You didn't ask!
L…
You are back? Win or lose?
You can tell from my head
A great loser. You said you are the King of Gambling
I didn't mention it
I have mentioned it
What'll we do now?
Give me 1 more million to gamble again
I will show them my real power
You want 1 million more?
What I gave you was the money
from the bailing account
Now, we are asked to return the money
If you don't give us back the money
You should be in fugitive!
Please lend me money for the tickets
You…
- Give us one million more. - You idiot!
Or we'll be in deep ***!
What would you do if you lose that again?
Anyway, let's take risk
Why do you beat me? I am making a living only
Whom are you hitting?
A racketeer
Why don't you respect such decent professionals?
He cheated $2
Who is cheated by him?
It's me
How can you cheat a beggar?
Beat him to death!
Beat him to death!
What? The greatest enemy of the Saint of Gambling: Master Hung!
Hello, how are you?
I am in deep shitl I lost much money
Pal, ask them not to beat me
I will teach you how to cheat on the gambling table
But, show me something first
Kiddingl Where has he gone?
We have finished 16 rounds
he hasn't returned!
He is back!
Hey, my dear audience…
He looks smart!
He looks familiar
Who are you acting?
Guess
I know!
The Saint of Gambling
Wrong
I am acting as David Copperfield
Deal
I have 3 Kings
I have 3 Aces
Straight flush
A bigger one
4 Aces
5 Aces?!
What Master Hung taught you are powerful
Win as much as you can
I'd make use of this chance
to find out the truth of Wong's death
One million
I will follow
It's your turn, a pair of Aces
You are silly, it'd be the turn of straight flush
Show hand
I don't think you're David Copperfield, I will follow
I have 50 cents left
5 million as credit, OK
Forget the money, I want you to answer me a question
Then I will forget the money
What question?
Have you ever thought of killing me?
Answer me
- l… - Answer me
I want to quit!
Your question is nonsense
- Let's go. - Yes
Just take the money
Have you found the truth of the case?
The truth is…
I had a four only, but the idiot quitted
Boss, are you alright?
Are you hurt?
Give me back the money
Just return the loan
We needn't give you a share of the money we wonl
But you should give interest
OK, just follow the bank's rule
Cheap interest rate, 2.75%
$2 million is divided by 365
Just $25 is charged, keep the change
Take one more
You'd have done that earlier
Any progress?
I have found that Judy Tong was suspicious
I think she is having a secret
And that Taior Lam…
Don't look only at the surface
When I was trained in Scotland
I have studied all the extraordinary precedents
Including the murdering case of the Eastern Express
The murdering case of River Nile
The murdering case from Fatal Attraction
And the hidden corpse under the stove
I have found out a principle
What is it?
The most suspicious criminal is not the real murderer
***!
I agreel It always
happens in movies
You can put it
in that way
the murderer may or may not know the victim
He or she has the inclination of violence acting
Maybe a money digger, or is greedy for money
As what you have said, the murderer may be you
Man, arrest him
Yes sir
Are you crazy?
Sorry sir
It's just theory
By the way
you can't get any clue from Judy Tong's home
See whether there're any conflicts between Wong & Taior in office
May be they have had quarrel in business which made him kill
You said the most suspicious one isn't the murderer
It's ***, why don't you go and check now?
Let me finish the most important thing first, OK?
Love you 360 years
Damn it, you just forget about mel
Thank you!
*** and ***
*** and ***
I wanna kill!
Knife?
Shitl
The door!
Taking a seat
Thank you for your flowers
The one who wears the patterned socks
I have boyfriend, you know that
Although he is poor and selfish…
He is mean and old fashioned
She doesn't mean it
But he is my boyfriend
I can't accept you
Don't…
Don't!
I will kill you ***!
It's you!
It's you!
It's you?
Actually, I mean…
I want to kill you!
Stop it!
What are you holding the knife for?
Drop it first
Hold it, listen to me first
I have tailed you for a long time
You come to look for this ***!
Me?
Why are you still asking?
How dare you seduce my wife?
I am asking you!
Whom do you love?
It's just for fun
Just for fun
You are played by others
You are ***, and you are *** too!
You bring me bad luck!
You want money, isn't it?
OK, it's just money!
Come on…
Hey, money!
What? You are paid, why don't you leave now?
You two…
OK, I am leaving!
Ah Man…
This is your home, where are you going to?
Yes, this is my home!
You two, leave here at once
Leave!
Man, don't get angry, listen to me
Wait for me downstairs
I will give this *** a good lesson
Go, what do you want?
I won't give it a damn
I warn you seriouslyl
Never see my wife again
Or I will beat you! Got it?
She has gone, why do you keep on acting?
Don't you feel it funny?
We should act!
Don't you think my acting was good?
Poor!
Kidding? I got a prize in drama actingl
But you acted poorly
How could you be
courted by that woman?
She is nice and she always buys flowers from me
So I date with her when I'm free
I can't tell she is a lesbian!
I can't tell it's her!
She is waiting for you
Why don't you go now?
Gol
I will accompany you
all day after this case, OK?
I have bought you something
What is it?
Patterned socks
Burn it
Mr. Wong, good morning
Good morning
Mr. Wong, good morning, Mrs. Wong is not around
I know
There is an electricity cut inside
Never mind, I just want to fetch a cup of water
This is sent in this morning
What's the matter?
Nothing, get out now
There must be some problem with you
Nothing to do with you!
Get lost
Pay attention
Don't light up with the lighter
What does it mean?
It's brandy
Boss
Hello? Taior?
How is it?
How did you get my picture?
By camera
I have waited for this chance for ages
But I can't imagine you have courted this one
I think the gossip magazines
are interested in such pictures
You ***!
I don't mind
What I want is money
If you want the pictures back
come to my office at 7pm
What do you want?
Fire station, please
What's the matter?
Here is Fire Station
Who is it?
Are there any raincoats for sale?
Go to buy it in department store, damn youl
Who are you scolding? Who are you?
You are so impolite!
Don't cut the line, hello…
Taior, you are going too far!
You will regret if you don't come
Don't bother me from doing exercise, see you at 7
Mr. Wong, what are you doing?
Drinking, I have told you
You stepped on my food
pay it to me
Miss, who are you looking for?
I have a date with Mr. Lam
Follow me please
Please come in
Please
I am so happy to see you
Give me the file of the 1st 6 months
I won't listen to any call
Yes
Take a seat
Cut the crap
how much do you want for the pictures?
Don't misunderstand it
I am not that richl
But I won't be interested in 10 or more billions
Don't you think I want to blackmail you?
Give me a price
It's not good to talk money among good friends
But I do want to give you money
I have checked that your existing husband is a fake one
I can kill him for you, but you don't have to take any responsibility
And, I will give you 3 billion for the land in Wanchai
You bastardl The land costs over 20 billions
That's why I won't be interested in only 10 billions
I want 20 billions
Damn you!
Don't scold me with foul language
Which will damage your image…
as a pretty lesbian
***!
- Youl - What?
Let's sign the contract 3 days later
Or, I will send you pictures to Portland Street
and to the gossip magazines
What are you looking?
Stealing?
No, there is a naked beauty
I won't trust you
Come and take a look
I am afraid you'd attack me if I go near you
Even you don't go, I can attack you too
What's the matter?
I was attacked by a man who is wearing a business suit
Go and chase after him
Have you seen a man wearing a business suit?
This way
Thief!
What kind of noise is it?
I don't think so
I will break his neck if I see him again
Go that way, I will watch over here
Wol…
Wolf! Help!
This way
I changed my job, but why do you still bother me?
Arrest him!
Go, you ***!
Give me back my teeth
It's you! It's fashionable
What is it?
Guess who wants to kill me?
Who is it?
Give me some hints
It's her?
How dare you!
You could be run over!
How dare you give me RMB notes?
Don't you think I am blind?
I will throw you to death!
Are you back?
Where have you been?
I am asking you!
I have been playing mahjong all night
Where have I been?
Are you playing mahjong all night?
We played 16 rounds
What's wrong with your husband?
There is something wrong with him
You looked so weird, where have you been?
What is this?
It's blood!
Did you kill?
What's wrong with you?
I am making fun with you only
The day after tomorrow will be the 7th anniversary of us
I want to hold a party to celebrate it
Do you agree?
Don't be angry
Let me give you a kiss
You scared me
Officer Lai, help yourself
Do you know Lam was killed?
I do
I am going to die, do you know that?
Yes, I do
If you can't get the murderer, you'll die too
I am quite confident to point out the murderer
Who is it?
Don't be anxious, my 7th sense tells me that…
there will be a result tonight
The real murderer will show up tonight
- Don't move. - Put your hands on you head
It's youl
Mr. Wong, I have something to talk to you
I know what to do…
I am sorry, please go over there
Thank you for your co-operation
Please go over there
You may talk now
In fact, I want you to leave alone
You should tell me earlier, it cut my pride, you know?
Mr. Wong, take care of Judy
What's wrong with her?
It's none of her business, nothing to do with her
Tell me clearly
I can't help telling you now
In fact she…
Be frank, tell me!
Right, be frank and speak up
I love this music
Dance with me, come on
Mr. Wong
We hold party every year, but this is the happiest one
How do you feel?
Your feeling is most important
It seems that you are not very happy
What do you think?
There must be some reasons for one to do something
But I think, anybody do anything…
There must be karma
What's the reason of killing somebody?
Tell me, Judy!
Why don't you talk?
I am thinking that, if you were Million Wong…
that would be very good
You know I am fake?
I knew it on the first day I met you
You haven't answered my question
Don't make me dislike you
Million and I were not living happily in these years
In these days
you recalled the sweet memory of ours
We were poor in those days
But, our love was true
When he got rich
he loved fooling around
And l…
I changed emotionally
I hate being woman
I want to be man
To be a man whom can compete with him for woman
But when you came here
you made me feel like woman again
I don't want to know who you are
I just want tonight…
can you play your role whole-heartly tonight?
Hubby
I want you to accompany me tonight
Will you promise me?
I want some make up
You haven't finished
Who are you suspecting to be the murderer?
I suspect it's Judy
How come?
I was in the scene when Taior was killed
I tailed Judy to the scene
Although I didn't see her kill
there wasn't anybody around
Why don't you tell me earlier?
Go ahead
I don't know why!
Are you kidding?
Hold it, listen to me first
Even Judy did kill Taior
I am sure she had her reason
What reason?
She was the murderer!
But you are a cop
Don't treat her as your wife
Mr. Wong, long time no see
Good morning…
I won't bother you, see you
Tell me the rest that you know
I think the murderer will kill again
What?
To kill those who know the secret
Luckily I don't know any secret
You know it now
I know it too
There is another one who know this…
Miss Ching!
Why don't you inform her now?
I will arrest her by all means
Go now
It's me
You scared me
Don't do that
This is the most wonderful idea
I have had masked
The real murderer would be fainted once he looks at me
I will arrest him right away
Let me put on the mask
Hello!
- What's wrong with this? - You scared everyonel
They have seen the newspaper about the death of Taior, you idiot!
What'll we do now?
Go up to Judy's room and watch
You will get somethingl I am sure
You mean reward?
Where is my gun?
To do such dangerous thing
you asked me to return your gun?
Don't you think I am idiot?
We should take revenge for Brother Taior
He was killed by the Million Wong and his wife obviously
You should be careful!
Don't worry
Please
Please
You have another boyfriend
Don't come to me again
It's a misunderstanding
Maybe, this is a modern dance
Let's follow them
Miss, may I?
Come here
Miss Ching, it's very dangerous
You are the wolf!
I changed many jobs because of you
And I can't escape from you in this party!
This is fate!
OK, come and *** me
It's a misunderstanding
Come on… Just once, never bother me again
Come and *** me
Damn it!
The victim died so horribly!
Isn't it a heart attack?
What?
A person was shot dead by an arrow
That's him
Don't move, the cops are coming
I watched Judy Tong upstairs
She hasn't left her room
We are trapped
I don't want to be controlled
I want to go my own way
Judy, there won't be any good to you
Don't bother me
Judy
Leave now, I don't want to see you
It's you!
I have picked the killing weapon and I want to hand it to you
You should not hit so heavily!
Don't move!
Judy!
Don't get mad
I know you are the murderer
Yes, I did all the cases
Take back the gun
Good job, you must be promoted
How?
What do you think?
Let's calculate the salary first
OK, just go ahead
Gol
Give way please
I am leaving, hubby
What are you doing?
Do you know what had happened?
What happened?
The murderer is arrested
I see, who is the murderer?
The murderer is…
Judy
Before taking her away, you showed great affection to each other
She kissed your left armpit
I know it, my cousin told me that
It's totally wrong
Totally wrong!
How dare you deny?
I won't!
But, she didn't kiss my left armpit
Where did she kiss?
Ah Man, trust me, I love you only
I am willing to take any punishment you offered
Come on, punish me
Come on…
I won't punish you
Well, then I will punish you
You are bad
You hit me?
Come on
Where did you get this?
You said you are willing to be punished by me
Isn't it alright?
Are you scared?
I am really scared
Are you willing to be kissed by others?
Dare you?
Loose me first
What are you doing?
Bathing
Let's not waste any time
Honey, come on over
It's jammed
Punish me
Come on! Baby! Come on…
It's youl
You are nosy!
Ah Manl Ah Man
You dragged Judy down
What? Repeat once more
I want to take revenge for Judy
I can't hear clearly, repeat once more
I want to take revenge for Judy
Can you repeat again? I can't hear clearly
Are you fooling me?
Do you want peeping?
Watch out!
How dare you!
I wanna kill you!
Damn it, how dare you stab me like this?
Do you mean it?
It's not stabbing, I am going to open you!
What are you staring?
I want to kill you!
Please don't!
None of my business
I know!
You are over, it's my turn now
Not exactly!
Thank you
Don't you think I am useless
I am cramping
These are the dirty pictures of
Judy and Ching
Ching is not only a lesbian
She is insane too
She has an inclination of violence acting
She wants to kill those who loves Judy
and those who harms Judy
So she killed Million Wong first
Then she killed Taior Lam
Judy confessed the situation of that night
You can't fall for that fake Million Wong
I don't want to be controlled
I want to go my own way
About this fake Million Wong
We can have bright future if only he is killed
You are crazy
Am I? It's you who has changed
Wong hit you
I took revenge for you. So I killed him
It's you who killed Million?
So what? I killed Taior too
I knew it
He took our dirty pictures to blackmail you
Such rubbish
Only a dead one would do no harm to us
You did everything
Why?
For you only
I am now going to kill him
I won't let you do so
Are you falling for that man?
Get lost
No, no…
That's why she wanted to kill me
Ching wanted to kill me with the arrow
Why Judy wanted to protect Ching?
She has deep affection with her
So she took all responsibilities herself
She is…
What? None of your business, you know?
Yes
That's right
You have done a great job
You are assigned to another case, to be undercover again
Are you kidding?
This is an order!
Is this an order?
You…
Be polite, call me Sir
ICAC admitted that it was a mistake to charge against me
I resume duty now
Isn't it true?
Sure
No big deal
You may have the same rank as mine
You are wrong, the head said that you always bully your subordinates
You are suspended now
So, before 1997
You will be bullied by us
How dare you?
So what?
Stop it please, stop
What are you doing? Hands off please
Just leave them alone
Chow Sing-Sing, someone is looking for you
Big Mouth
It's you, Big Nose
Are you fine?
What?
We are having a party tonight
I have bought many girls with us
What are you waiting for?
Bring some boys to join us
Right, hurry up
Fine, make it next time
Enjoy yourself
Fine!
Wait for me!