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Guess what? SUPER BUTT! Check it out! SuperF***ers!
Reading, reading, reading. Hey, Grotessa. You like to read, right?
Um, yeah. I'm reading right now. What's your point?
Well, check this out! I've got
a huge ***!
Oh, Jack! That's disgusting! I don't want to see that!
SKREE!
Huh?
I thought you'd be excited.
Oh, my god damn god! Are you trying to flirt? You have
a lot to learn about women.
Bronk!
Wait, what?!? Ha ha ha! You thought- Oh, my god,
that's frazzin' hilarious! No! I'm going to write a book. My autobiography! And I'm
gonna type the whole thing with my ****! My rock hard donkey bomb! I just thought you'd
be interested because you like fine literature and ****. But I guess you only like books
written by lesbians. You're insane!
No, no, it's too late to apologize. Good-bye! Humph! I'll show HER! Time to write...
THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD! "I AM THE MOTHERF***ER" by Jack Krak.
Now I'll just- Oh, my god! My ***... it's GONE?! I've got to get HARD again! ARRR-
RRRGG! Ah! Nothing!? This is all GROTESSA's fault! She gave my *** writer's block!
Girls are so mean! Now I've got punch something! Hey, Computer Fist!
Yes, Jack, you call-Blarrrg! Oooooo!
Heeyyy duuuudddeeeeesssss!
****! Computer Fist! You killed Orange Lightning!
Dude, that was awesome! Do it again!
HOLY ****! ORANGE LIGHTNING just
came back to life! He's a zombie controlled by the Demon Lord of Dimension Zero! AHHHHH!
ZOMBIE ATTACK! Donkey ***! Gah! Hello? Um, Jack?
What's wrong? Go AWAY! Are you OK?
I heard you-
I'm not crying!
F*** YOU. Gah! ****! *****! ****! *****! Jack, take it easy, buddy. It's okay.
DON'T TOUCH ME! NOTHING is okay! It's all a house of lies.
(sniffle) I'm not the "Motherf***er." I'm nothing but a greasy piece of FLOPPY ****!
Well...I think you're wonderful!
Greasy **** isn't wonderful. Don't be stupid.
No...listen. I know it's been *** you since SuperDan was lost in Dimension Zero.
It's been *** all of us. Just remember, Jesus loves you. You'll be okay.
So?
Why should I care if some dude loves me? I'm not GAY.
No, no. It's not like that.
My grandma says Jesus Christ is the source of all power- trust in Jesus and he'll give
you the strength you need to overcome all burdens!
Holy F***! The source of all f***in' power?!
This Jesus dude sounds like a real ****-kicker! Tell me more!
Ha ha ha. Ok.
But don't swear.
Hey, Grotessa! Guess what.
What, Jack? You got another ***?
YES. But that's not all. Check it out. New white costume.
So?
So? I'm a Christian now, motherf***er.
Hangover! Next time on Super Effers: my grandmother
says I'm handsome.