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Do you have a cellphone ?
If the miracle is in your pocket...
then you don't realise it,
and if it's not...
...then you don't believe in it !
This flat has a sea-view as well as a road-view,
Preet Kaur's flying auto rickshaw was first seen, from the window of this flat.
Since then, it is deemed as a very lucky flat !
And you too will reap from it !
Even the price is reasonable !
So I think you should buy this flat.
A woman...
...driving an auto rickshaw...
...is a shame on womanhood !
Today, she is a symbol of woman empowerment !
Modesty and shame are virtues of women.
Blasphemous!!
She is an idol for thousands of people!
We fly !! This meet-kaur-Preet-Kaur is all *** !
...And the fact that she drives an auto-rickshaw...
...that symbolizes the "Common Man",
or should I say the "Common Woman" of today's urban society !
So, if you want to fly, contact us...
...not some village female in a crass vehicle!!
Please!
The betterment of our society lies in an immediate ban on this woman...
It is extremely encouraging and liberating to see a woman in an auto-rickshaw!
...and yes! If any person from our religion supports this female...
...without any fear; and I feel great hope as a woman.
...fatwa shall be issued against that person
You can't believe in such things; this is the twenty first century!
Do you have any proof of this flying auto ?
This has all been blown up by the media.
I don't think we have rickshaws in town... you know!
We have cabs running around !
Just because Rajnikant is famous in Bombay; it doesn't make him a Mumbaikar !
You must have heard about the "Monkey Man" rumour in Delhi,
Call her a Mumbai superstar, or an icon...
We don't need any Punjabi-lady-rickshaw-driver...
She's from Delhi side... A Punjabi !
She has the guts !
...we can take care of ourselves! We don't need her!
As it is in our culture, driving doesn't suit a woman.
It is our job. We drive; so let us drive the rickshaws!
The auto has to fly !!!
Our Mahila Mukti Morcha(Woman's Liberation Group) is with her!
...ok? The ladies come in for no reason. It doesn't look good.
What are we here for then ?
It has got to fly !!!
Ok ?
Jai Shri Ram !
People often think that miracles or supernatural events are sub-sets of fiction...
My name is Imtiaz Ali, and I want to talk about a movie that I'm making. My next film.
...which means these are figments of imagination.
It's about a girl called Preet Kaur and her journey in an auto-rickshaw in Bombay.
This auto-rickshaw can fly !
But if something of this sort happens in reality, then people often split into three groups...
And there is a unique relationship between the two.
As you know I make relationship films... This is also a relationship film.
The first group comprises of those who don't believe !
Flying auto in the sense... a 'flying' auto ?
Autos can't fly !
No, I don't think it is possible.
I think this is ***!
Probably not !
...and most people belong to this group.
The second group comprises of those who take advantage of the situation.
To catch real footage of Preet Kaur and her auto rickshaw...
please subscribe to my Youtube channel !
The girl's name is Preet. Preet means "love".
So it's a love story, with a twist.
I hope this one will be accepted by the audience and the critics alike !
For latest updates, please follow her on Twitter.com/FlyingSaviour
Please watch my next film-"Preet Kaur".
To find out more about Preet Kaur. Please log on to FlyingSaviour.tk
And the third group comprises of those people who believe in it.
When Preet Kaur's auto stopped by, I played this ...
Preet Kaur !! Preet Kaur !!!
We love Preet Kaur !
I wish she would like come down to the States in her flying auto-rickshaw...
...'cuz USA..., like badly needs a real superhero !
...or at least wants to believe.... like me !
I have heard about superheroes in Hollywood, but I've never seen any in real life!
Here in India.... they have superheroes !!
Circulating on the internet like wild fire, we have stories about Preet Kaur's history!
According to the most popular version Preet Kaur had come to Bombay with her husband Gurpal Singh.
They were robbed and duped and were left with nothing when they started living in the slums near Oshiwara in Andheri West.
Gurpal Singh succumbed to illness and poverty while barely managing to loan an auto rickshaw.
Since then, Gurpal Singh's ghost lives in the rickshaw and protects his wife; and is also the source of its supernatural powers.
This is the youtube footage of the unidentified flying object...
Kallol Kaali Mandir has been a very crowded spot on Goregaon Link road since yesterday.
Head priest Jagannath reportedly had visions of Preet Kaur as an avatar of Maa Durga.
It is believed to be Preet Kaur's flying auto!!!
Preet Kaur's auto was spotted again last night in Malad…
Preet Kaur is the new phenomenon Mumbai is talking about!!!
...we'll go afterwards but no!! You never listen to me !!
Asked you so many times!! Let's go the The Golden Temple...
...and offer prayers. But you don't...
What happened Dear ?
Will this auto go ?
What ??
Will this auto go ?
Why not ? Does it look like it can't ?
But look! Night charges are applicable!
Don't banter afterwards!
Where to ?
Dahisar.
But where's the driver ?
Look at you kidding !!
Who are you looking at then ?
But you are a ... like a ...
Not again you people !!
I'm sick and tired of hearing this. Sit if you want to go ! Else forget it !
Find another auto !
But you won't find any now !! You'll have to take this one !!
Sit if you want. Come.
Let me get ready!
No big deal, I'll take you.
(auspicious chant)
Who's picture is this ?
That ? That's my husband !
Very interesting story !! But leave it. You'll get bored !
But who gets bored in an auto ?
It's not a royal secret anyway! I'll tell you !
I'll do the talking; you do the listening...
Look I'm kind of in a hurry, will you please just take me there ?
Oh ! Is that so ?
Don't worry then ! I know an amazing shortcut !!
...but let me warn you; it might be chilly on the way! And don't get scared !
I'm here with you !! Let's go !!
...
Woowowooww What the hell's happening ??!!
Hold On !