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And now ladies and gentlemen...
The World-famous Latin Casino proudly presents the star of our show:
Mr. Richard Pryor!
We are...
gathered here today
on this...
sorrowful occasion
to say goodbye...
to the dearly departed.
He was dearly
and he has departed.
Thus, that's why we call him the dearly departed.
In other words, the *** is dead.
As you can see him laying here...
I've been here three days and the boy ain't moved a muscle.
So I know the *** is dead.
And it seemed that death was quite a surprise to his ***.
Didn't think you was ever gonna die, did ya, ***?
Um hum, I told you about ***' around, what was gonna happen.
However...
He faced the ultimate test.
As each man...
and woman
must eventually face the ultimate test.
And the ultimate test "is"
Let me repeat that.
The ultimate test is...
whether or not
you can survive death.
That's the ultimate test for your ***, ain't it?
So far, don't nobody we know has passed the ultimate test.
Least of all this *** laying here.
Cause this boy wasn't ***, I'm gonna tell you that right off.
I saw him kicking his Mama's *** over there on 47th street.
And if you think we're going to bury you
with them diamonds
and *** on, you got another thing coming.
I'd like to introduce the boy's woman, hoe, ***...
I don't know what she was... hmm?
She's laying over there in the booth...what, say girl?
What you doing?
We don't sell no *** in here!
If you do, I want a cut.
***...
Your fault the *** is dead.
You'd been home when you was supposed to be, he wouldn't have been in that hotel *** that ***.
Boy's husband came home, caught 'em ***, shot the *** in the ***...
on the down stroke.
And if there is a God or a Heaven, we don't want this *** up there with him... Can I get an Amen?
Good God.
Oh, a lot of *** here today! Some white folks too. Look at here.
You mother *** come in a bunch did you?
"Stick with me don't worry about a thing, just come on"
Shortage of white people lately. I ain't seen no white folks no more.
Y'all stop ***?
White folks into Yoga.
You can't get no nut doing no Yoga.
You got to get the pussssssy.
They stopped *** 'cause some rich white man told them:
"What, come on cut the crap"
"Jesus Christ there is too many people on Earth"
"I have no place to ride my horsey"
There will be no shortage of ***.
*** is ***.
We got to have somebody here to take over.
White folks tired of our *** too.
They're getting them some new ***.
The Vietnamese.
"Well bring 'em over, bring all of 'em over"
"*** won't mind"
They didn't ask us ***.
We the mother *** that got to give the jobs up for 'em.
Mother ***... I know why they like the mother *** too.
'Cause they got the kind of music they can dance to: ♫Din *** dang dung dung gong gong♫
They try to dance... the bad-luck *** get a heart attack:
"Damn, is it ever gonna stop?"
It was funny man, pleading for the orphans and ***:
"God we've gotta do something"
"The little orphans, oh my goodness". *** almost had me going getting an orphan!
People in Mississippi, white folks in Georgia and *** adopting babies...
*** gonna last about a year.
And that racism gonna come out:
"God damn!"
"What in the hell we got her Margo?"
"Ain't your eyes ever gonna round up?"
"Look like one of the neighborhood ***"
And I'm for orphans now you know don't get me wrong I like orphans, but *** they got 10 millions *** that
...need to be adopted.
They got a show in L.A on TV they be selling *** for adoption on the TV...
You ever seen those shows?: "Get one of these *** please"
"This big head one here he is alright"
"I'd take him home but I have a dog"
They got all the Vietnamese in the Army camps and ***.
Taking tests and stuff learning how to say "***".
So they can become good citizens.
Like they got classes you know they have: "All right let's try again troops": ***! ***! ***!...***! ***! ***! ***!
"Ah that's close"
"If you get your *** kicked you know you made it"
You gotta be careful fighting them mother *** too, Jack.
'Cause they know Karate, Kung Fu,
and New Jitsu and all that old *** you know,
and be hollering at your *** while they kicking: "Woooaahhhhhh!"
I don't mind *** kicking my *** but don't be hollering at me too.
Make me mad, cry to this ***: "punch!"
And if you ain't done it, be careful if you get some Vietnamese ***, Jack.
Right, 'cause they got a VD scared the *** out of Penicillin.
They'd be up there waiting on Penicillin, Jack.
"Come on up in here Peni"
"yeah, we go something for yo *** come on up in here"
Get a big nut on your ***...
"What is it doctor?"
"I don't know, I don't wanna touch it, I don't"
"Just leave it over there whatever it is..."
I snorted *** for about fifteen years
my dumb ***...
I must have snorted up Peru.
I could have bought Peru with all the *** I snorted.
I could've just gave 'em the money up front, and had me a piece of property.
I started off snorting little tiny pinches
so I know I ain't gonna get hooked
not on no coke, you can't get hooked.
My friends have been snorting 15 years. They ain't hooked.
I started snorting little tiny... didn't even make noise
Coke etiquette, Jack.
"Pass the album please, no more for me"
Six months later: "SNORT, SNORT, SNORT, SNORT, SNORT, SNORT, SNORT, SNORT, SNORT, SNORT"
Licking the album ***...
Trying to get a freeze.
Somebody told me you put it on your *** you could *** all night. Right.
Shouldn't have told me that.*SNORT, *SNORT, *SNORT,*SNORT, *SNORT,*SNORT
My *** had a Jones. *SNORT, *SNORT,*SNORT
Six hundred dollars a day just to get my *** hard, *SNORT, *SNORT, *SNORT,*SNORT,*SNORT
And you get weird *** fantasies too when you be on coke.
Just to think of something weird: "Baby I've got a great idea", *SNORT,*SNORT,*SNORT
"I want you to go out on the roof"
"I'm gonna run around the house three times"
"on the third time I want you to jump off on my face"
The *** point at each other!
*** will not admit to giving up no head.
"Not you?" - "ahhh, noo, hmm no"
"Not the kid?" - "ahhh, ahh no...nah"
"nahh I ain't no termite, hmm hmm no"
Be lying they *** off...
And black women like head but they won't kiss you afterward.
"No, it's bad for your teeth, no"
"It's better to give than receive"
And dudes be trying to talk a lot of *** on *** too right.
Be thinking they making plenty of sense.
Don't be saying ***.
"Ah ***, Nixon? ***...Nix...*** god damn"
And the pimps get psychotic when they get high, Jack. Them mother *** get all their moves together.
"***, I got......(inaudible)"
(inaudible)
"Ammendment...(inaudible)"
(inaudible)
(inaudible)..."I ain't holdin a motha *** thing"
(inaudible)
"HA HA HA"
"You know...ah, ***, I'm ready for Freddy. You know what I mean....God damn"
*** be holding them dicks too, Jack.
White people go: "Why do you guys hold your things?"
"You took everything else mother ***"
*** be checking
You can't tell nobody not to snort no coke. Cause motha *** gonna snort anyway...
I took me a long time learn that *** will kill you.
with a big bulky manila scare the *** out of me
driven for the black women's lois dark there
pointed out correctly
flip-flopped
okay
i wasn't able to manage cold-blooded in jail
nixon would lasted two days
they'd have to interrupt
right nichols was waiting on the synagogue jacobs
approving the was seventy eight
franklin and
there
mostly out to young
using nixon right let me make this perfectly clear
alleged jailbreak income tax evasion right you know how did your mother and
they've got no texas
but don't you don't see you on top of the using member let you know that
started right now do exist
they give *** tonight is lets down there
you go down and looking for justice as what you find just us
they want to go forty years and that's all it does look for your streets forty
years wind
i try to look for years
what's a wartime body
demand a court appointed lawyer right copping a plea forms
your honor
this man is not a power wouldn't dealer per se
being manipulated by these people
he was merely trying to get him out for money together
to help is their mom she had a spinal condition he made an operation
and he doesn't have the funds to do this your honor he was merely trying to raise
the money trying every night job applied and he could not reason my neice
when the arms is plotting with the two hundred eighty two year olds
he was trying to purchase a hospital in the bahamas
does that motion denied and
*** was so *** up when the leading always a thank you your honor
made me may have to check nancy kim for use in school
sandman ferguson's me but he will get my dignity smilies
stipulated that ***
so what it is
run it down
judson what you're going to last couple of months mister brother
well i'll be up in the troubled children
it when i get very many lives there
and let me know fall down by my ankles when he was the loser disposed to get
into a bar your honor killings
you got to be funny in jail give up the ***
when nobody for camino police
made *** lab all day long
to keep in mind off duty please
megatron let me to read about it in jet
been picture of the week
because doctors began mister priore which would you looked a bit will now
believes
with just one sort back on the body
all along
all of bombing in perry all relevant all
as a citadel
you probably wouldn't know not a bad kitty
or country it will
an
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there was already
that name wal-mart ball
then it gets involved
and he said i'm struck a barbecue pit
anne's spa
c that would be a drought
i'm pretty sure it would be a job
well that's all we did
what he'd calstart fascinating story
you frightening
uh... outlawed
and
a lot stay what lesson to dispel feelin some we can all people
you know
don't get to be or be an old-school
not a young black man would be in the month of it
stall
it's not bad guy restored
and he said
one-off eyes can pop a pill
from jumping almost happened
out drove up nine attract
that's why it's not a lot and five cents a mile
all want to
are mad at me topical
old why can i know i'll be in charge of the garbage
in launched
soar one michael leavitt boss
enabling to monique
that she had a two million to walk a whole back door wide open one of those
and badly so why do you want a people's which we wanted to know what i wanna
know but i don't
billable find absolutely
uh... what order white man and i will be but janet
and out once when he was all right to work for
hitler for wanting to anyone who can sleep
buddy adults on named julia
he worked
we caught and cockeyed junior
and he will call the white while men calls it
out whatever what you would see
is a never picked up north all funds have been down thing
you've got to allow what does borrow from drops of blood
out what to do upload a pic co-opting idaho listening jen job hope it would
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picked up at the duffel
he got off the train
but woman weighed about paul bunyan sextuplets
she got off the train so i wouldn't fortune i have all the time
while sauce that was just laugh we'll be cockeyed only mobile home
and walk over to a into dualism mam mismo than they might blow
not diplomat match that look profit
never pick up the back
was it
promotion worshipping
instead of too much now
all number eight hours all negative do would be a bad thing
so i've got it
ever try to help in the body bridge national wife
cooperative bit here
six come
she stopped on the body and and downplayed talk along
black-on-black helped
i had to battle all of my but definitely
blood trickling down in june
foster ballin a face book
after park have argued that bar gullible
what's said about was
helped in a bargain allows daniel baldwin on warm home virtually although
it's not me outside out there
one and don't want to was sounded down like that
michelle lindsay
week or almost the end of the shipping all about it
so i got forwarded it to launch yet
and that we want them frayed detects all
then also all the battle out of the pile
landed in the budget
way to put his big colleague really makes a bold about it
while blah blah a quiet she calmness aboard a baboon
prominent what you're looking at
she wild about uh... outside and then opened the door when ian shut the door
i'm a little bit
that's when i got in attract and grow up in
how one man or morning
five-plus outlet one about bill
what stalin ought to bob let's not
used to guilt vote may have cost
that light when a fast what happens in
and he give you what they call the ballclub
letter putting all of you here
admit card
may alternate look charity
old what you do the job on the
i think one malignancy
megawatt rilmani
johnny would put it yang one incident
negative what that gypsy
well that would make it to in it
johnnie fun of people born you know what that you know
eight which kicks
so i did
costly to johnnie man up to all specs lightness and a ball of cold and drop it
back down spec
no republic will have on file
elsewhere
mop one network to did
albeit in a combat role but wasn't
worked or where to find them
lift golden state
outside made about thirty eight cents a howl
because they don't need them
heated
on a new account
that's how we became right
p tell a lot
generalizing
and we complement each other
he'd make me laugh all day long that sizzle
he told me that i want to have a clue button it would be
fit
lead one
m they were trying to find a place where i could have become tipsy
and there were no freedom whatever bible
thought i'd walk around the publicity quickly
to walk to golden gate bridge
*** to get wanted me to more actually
man i've got to take a break
reportedly with bill
well into the pool adoptable pets
when it is a god
wipro
well *** they have made it through
what about you
that you had to do you do
dammit lol
organized about ***
i thought it would matter would have gone from louisiana
lasted one baby unhelpful in does not know she'll kill msy
what she did what you put on today
i'd like make that middle class
wants the small up but
hands travel about
blog will come out of ob
last week and the status update
but don't like to
but use
fall instead
does that tell me what kind of circus act
what something
so seldom are
as you look at this album
democrat down three eighths all upper lip album for them
thermo all week
buck come about
plus i'll mail out what the best i can start
worship right away i don't know what's wrong here
as they want to go out and put them all jewelry to wear
cannot take the wall with the judge what will be don't have a friend reply
singled leading a mission rudolph
little away a few people
ornamental
remained after that date
and she would go out to mary
japanese markets for a ride on that
and a three-letter market
net marketing at all and all drop
that modified whatever about love him
and knows my views for its tough ought to be paid
and she says she's out that way to keep the steps and most people
well the white on the ground been your since i've seen to be safe
calm as we were all well
i had a predatory packet
stock tumbled and google yahoo william pavelic
we go round the one that they're not gonna go with me
so i'll go up to the dormitory bom
she alternate dole man the *** wasp house
math midterm i backed down leave
and outlook without power
gentile nobody helped
and the biggest talent and a while
double small outlook but that never sleeps
and she had a track through all ph dot
had a big ob one ten
now
i'm praying to god i've got to catch enough
so i'll look at this time and looking at me
and the black and white at me
ceaser bought yesenia
off the floor
so often to the public and i was not
budget shortfall in allowed on the phone
the got them back
flat with my custody
that is market comes little *** what we're jump almanac and *** and it felt
like a couple of hands before twenty cm
and i'll try dot com this month what about paul limit
without a lot of 'cause that's what this money footing
policies factual evidence what does all
rodel rotary you some about that
seaside notion about the market a market rabbit mature rapid
as yet
fox linked to about what happens in a pond st
uh... used bob
would you be so him
cynthia's wall
as a *** all messed up
listen up like the one that has plagued him
i don't have nobody
sampled paul's and as a chapman working on the radio
lol accommodate
she said no i don't want that to say what you do
volcom thanks governor
bring me by how rules bob
that's alright
bus that was shipments not with me
over would joonam
while never see divisional more type of all i would greatly
and just about that time
or mother plotted to let's go to bed
well i'm not almost sonoma cell bad
went down this on *** on an tried can
well loved one and up he will call in
that's not a problem in on monday
south africa does somebody get black and you know
and all the last wednesday
house address wrote on
three tell me what happened to determine
she said i know that your dot banff avenue
but if you don't bring me that traci you will see uh... what do you
what i left the house i'm thinkin jacket
there's a big brother but my god damn monthly
out it was just use until about two dozen other try to come in
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fitness thuong
what should have been through it now
arctic you'll love them baked goods
i'll just say that um... i would really kicking and screaming
but it made me man siya
so i helped him out the clock
waffle
obviously depalma haldeman
weapon feats of pregnancy
i'm trying not to lie about it could be deployed
live help them in the home
he didn't know how since the all the above the jeep rolled around
the trial of the first result which states
we're going to be talking about the flight would paulding doable movement
administrative pocketbook
district a lot of strategy
ultimately seat belt on the couch
heavy down but he got a pie
its best-known witnessing
talk with you
enough stress that these out
just about that time she come from out the back
maqbool
had a bit walked me
and she said a few words over you know misuse market yes
that's right you plus the fact and there
all strong among others
legislative all about apart
said you're part of the senate
when i'm showing up trying to do that now
later but as the senate president all over me
us a call at one
legal double talk about it therefore or here that would have
wow i've got a negative none from now it'll be done
so it would have put their lives
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but also apologies an apology
cause i don't think a little bit
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and no one's calcutta
than i had health i think
there were three
no benefits
take a look at all please
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throughout the month
when
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and i don't think some of my life
may cooperate at a camp declined
national markets malcolm x_ out there
what he should have done that
let's take a minute
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and you can see
you know i'm damn
used up all of it
what contact
the worst thing about jail is of
that you want to come and visit gmail
maybe it's not you would you like that
where'd you meet eight inches ago as you can reach the month of august
reggie become a add would you like your mom
but it's a hindu
talk here do you know what did you
stupid
he's got this little tiny students
would you be another should you know what nobody in your post
restless you find one that fits
no one understands your presidency
when we get ready to leave you have argued about the was the greatest
apparently the lifting data dvd deposited
reminded me that all my women leaving me and see
but they can't you why
the fact that just leave
why does a shift you can say when they talk indifference right you know it's
true
well you can do is they may look simply repeated
and she gets to take a right *** gotta gradients and we'll talk again
thank you all soon
amoco compact discs should keep
practice model opengl
need to have him home to *** but i do you draw a crowd
will finally some new with
when we come back at you in selected
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debate was good
wouldn't do it why would you have
it did
not all the time
you have to regroup on a woman's right you know
birthday out think-i
without reasonable bugsy
if we get two minutes all we had to get you missed but it's hard to break the
gridlock would make it a role going
lead you to look for back in the
if you go to your psychology bag
nixon abt
we fought on the stand
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his school year he's guns and we still don't think you'll be olympic team
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jezebel when she left the dog came up and talk to me
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reason that it would be an issue
with me and she will continue
wilson s these just last night
no we don't put your big move i mean
you're big in the right to have our forefathers
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building think about hopelessly this week
goodnite dear
been a pleasure being with field
get home and i don't know
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that's the bottom line for you
somebody given up some
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to make that we have noise when you're noticing lulu
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