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*intro plays* How's it going, guys? Parker8283 here, and I'm going to start a series called
(excuse me), called 100 or 100. It's a rage game series; it's a Freaking Free Game series.
The reason it's a rage game series is because it'll be...for...basically, either I die 100
times, or I get 100% done, and whatever I hit first, that's the end of the video. And
this video, not this video, this game called Give Up, I've heard it's a doozy. All these
games should be Freaking Free Games, otherwise I'll let you know if they're not. Oh dude...
*cool music from the game plays* Ok sorry; I felt the need to do that. That's some good
music. Stop dancing; you're embarrassing yourself. Start game! Oh dude, I'm lagging. Toggle Quality.
Woo! Wow, that's, um, that's, that's lag for you. Oh, you don't need spacebar, ok. Uhh!
There we go. "Can you jump that high? Try jumping twice. Note this is the last time
[I'm] helping you" Ok. I'm already 5% done and don't have any deaths. I mean, I'm...I
think we can do this, guys. "My name is Tasselfoot. I have little need to know yours... you will
be giving up soon." I will? Interesting. ***. Ehh! I'm not really known for being extremely
upset about rage games. Really, it's like other games that I get upset about. Am I on
the badder quality? The badder quality...Toggle better quality [and] see if it makes a difference.
Yea, I can tell the difference. "The one that says FAILURE below it" Ok, I'll make sure
to keep that in mind. Uhh, oh, ok. "Oh look, places to die, how unfortunate." Ok, well...I
think I can do this though...EHH, oh that was close. 0 deaths and I'm already 15% of
the way done. Sounds good: "We'll add some more [spikes]" Nice. "Mostly spikes now. Enjoy."
I'll make sure to enjoy it a lot. *weird mouth noises* AGH! That's ok. It's only one death,
and I'm already 17% of the way done, so I'm well on my way to uh..."Do you see that blue
button down there? The GIVE UP button? I know you want to press it." ***. Ehh...there.
Oh that was close. There. Ya, ya. Only 3 deaths and I'm already 22% done. Oh, hello! Soccer?
I don't play soccer. I'm not very athletic. ***. I don't want to! Mommy said don't give
up no matter what you do! I listen to mommy. D'oh, hello, spikes. Oh ***, gah! Ok. Don't
hit that, Parker. Ok, oh, WAZZA! 7 deaths, and 25% of the way done. "Did you know that
the GIVE UP button hands out warm cookies to everyone who presses it?" OK! I'm just
kidding. Oh, a gun. "That's what I heard from the last guy, but who knows. Find out for
yourself." Apparently the last guy knows. Wait, what? He's targeting me! Agh, that lag
though. *mumblings* Dang, I love this lag. I love this lag. I don't have anything else
running; does this have so many assets that it really, while I'm recording it, it lags
up like no one's business. I guess so. Thanks a lot, Mac. "Double jumping is a good skill.
You certainly need it to improve." Man, I can double jump! That was pitiful. Jump, JUMP!
Stay there. Ok, jump jump. Shoot. Jump jump. Ow, come on. Ok, stay in frame Parker. Jump
jump! Jump jump! Jump! Jump Jump! *says "Jump" over and over again* Oh shoot. Jump, jump,
jump, awesome. Oh, he's targeting me. No, wait a minute sir; that's not appreciated.
Please don't do that. Lag though. That lag though. Oh crap, hello. I think the lag is
meant to make it, oh ***. "If I wasn't a construct and had a grandma." Screw you, man.
Ok, we can do this, we can do this. Oh wait a minute, we can't do this; I lied, never
mind. No they're targeting me, NO! Agh. We're still doing pretty good, guys. My less deaths
than time...***. Why is this level giving me so many problems? Maybe because my computer
lags. Ok, run! Run, run, run, NO! Oh well. *mumblings* Rage games will have a lot of
swear words. Run, run, oh come on! Lags! "Get a better computer, Parker." Just you know,
kill yourself, that's fine. Up here, over here, WAZZA, ahh, ahh, AHH, AHH, HOO HOO,
AHH, GAH! Oh man, oh my god. This is entertaining. Oh shoot, oh crap. We're getting up there,
guys. Why is this level giving me so many problems? We'll just jump over this thing.
Or not. Just kill yourself, it's fine. Oh also, I didn't mention, once I hit 100 dies,
I hit the Give Up button. God dang it. I spent a lot of deaths on this level. Walkthrough?
There's a walkthrough? "Don't die!" That's how you win. Also, don't lag. Are you serious?
Ok, up here, ok, no, wait wait, NO! Ugh, ***. Ok, there. Jump jump. Shoot. Jump jump. Jump
jump jump. Ok, jump, jump, awesome, jump, jump, UGH! "You thought I was angry? Quite
the contrary. Don't kill me. Sir, I would ask you kindly, not to KILL ME! He doesn't
listen! Just run into the spikes, because we're just wasting deaths now. ***. Jump,
***. Jump, Ooh, yea, I'm going over here. This is going to be a long video. It's already
been six minutes apparently. Oh, run, run, jump, jump, JUMP, OH, I thought I could've
done that. Probably not. It's ok. Does my body turn into white pieces? Interesting.
Or no, hang on, is it the gun when it breaks my body? How did it break me all the way down
here? Agh, shoot shoot shoot. Just jump jump. Ok, you know, maybe it's the low quality that's
throwing me off pretty badly. OH, ugh. Jump. Jump jump. Shoot, jump jump. No, jump jump.
Screw you, jump jump. Yay, jump jump. Run, jump, *weird noises* Must be quite entertaining
to watch. ***. ***. The fact that it's lagging doesn't help. If you guys can see this lag,
or I'm just crazy. I'm probably just crazy. I am pretty crazy. I've been known to be a
pretty crazy guy. This takes a lot of assets for a rage...just jump on the spikes, that's
fine. You just got to take time to admire the music of this game. Yea, the thing is
I don't want to die. Jump. Run. Die. Floor 12? Are you kidding? This is upsetting. I'm
only 27% of the way done. I'm stuck on floor 12. I don't know how many floors there are.
27% of the way done, and I'm on floor 12...I'm not doing fast math, screw it. Run. Run. Jump.
Don't get killed. Jump jump. NO! I've almost wasted every one of my lives on this level.
Ok, jumping lags. Like when I press the jump button, it lags to the point of...ok. Jump
jump. Run. I'm going to be killed if I just stand here. If I just stand here, I'm going
to be killed. I'm going to test something real quick. *mutes sound* Does that make it
faster or does that make it slower? Does it make a difference? Shoot. I don't think it
makes a single bit of difference. I guess there's more assets to load than just the
music. Shoot. Crap. Jump jump. Shoot. Jump, jump. Nope. Jump, jump. Yup. Jump jump. Run.
Don't die. EHH! Ok, yea, it doesn't make a difference. Sorry, most of this thing is going
to be me rocking out to that music. Jump. Jump jump. Jump jump. Run away. Run, don't
get killed. Jump. NO! This is upsetting. I have 40 more deaths than I have completing.
This is not going to end up well, is it. Oh, shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Run. DIE! NO! 117 people
have +1'd this. 16k likes on Facebook. You can just tell how many people use whatever
thing, whatever system of, just...dying. No, that's not what I was talking about. I was
talking about... because it says that 39k, no 16k people like this on Facebook, 1k people
have tweeted about this, and only 117 people have +1'd this. Jump, die. Move, jump, JUMP.
There, jump, jump. Jump jump! Oh my god. No. I'm just going to tell you right now, this
is not going to end with me completing everything because I would have to...I might not be able
to complete this level, which is kind of upsetting, but... oh man, this is annoying. Run, run
run run. Ok, stand here. Jump jump. Here. Just missed. NO. Don't do that. Wow, this
is upsetting. That music though. Shoot. I PRESSED THE JUMP BUTTON LIKE SEVEN TIMES!
Ok, here I am. I love how you can just constantly respawn. If only life was...*noises* Everything's
going to be alright. I don't see anything wrong with what I'm about to do. Ohh, yes,
YES, YESSSS, DON'T KILL ME! YES! No, wait a minute crap! No, run! I'm recording, leave
me alone. No, I died. I am pretty slim, I guess. Ok, just do it like I did the last
one. Die 30 times...not 30, more than that. Jump, no don't die. Don't kill me. This is
not going to end well. Ok, right there is fine. Ok, that goes there, run, run, jump,
don't die, jump jump, DIE! Shoot, run. There. Ok, oh I died. This is going to end really
badly. Ok run, And here, jump. Don't just stand there. I'm just tempted to press it
now because I know I'm not going to win this. I press the jump button five times, why didn't
you do it? *mumblings* That lag though. ***. Damn it. ***. Ok, jump here, run, RUN! UH!
This is not going to end well. Jump jump, ok, jump jump. This is bad. ***. RUN! JUMP!
NO! This is bad, this is bad, this is... People are going to top me so many times in this,
it's not even funny. It's because I'm recording. It is because I'm recording. No, it's not
that I'm sucking for the camera. No, it's the lag, man, it's just the lag. I'm going
to blame it all on the lag. It's not my fault. Goes there, goes there, run, don't die...
11 more guys. Yea, this is not going to...***. 10 more. *weird noises* Oh my god. Run. Run.
Ok there, jump jump. 4 more, this is not going to end well. Three. Two. Come on, we can do
this ***. 2 deaths. Right, no? Probably not. One more. Oh well, that's 100 deaths, guys.
I like the sad music. It's kind of happy sad, you know? "It's ok" It's ok, though. It's
ok, though, you know? "Not everyone can be a winner." Not everyone. "It was a good try."
No it wasn't, my computer lagged. "You gave it your best." No I didn't. "And winning isn't
everything." That's true! I would know. I'm a sucky cross country runner. "It's cool.
We're good. You're okay." That's inspirational words there. Kevin [MacLeod]. McLeod? Did
I spell his name wrong on my thing? Whoops. I got some music from him too. I might have
spelled his name wrong. Maybe they did. I hope not. "The End" Well there's that. "The
bad ending" *** you. "HELP!" Oh, I don't care about that. So yea, there's that. Well,
I hope you guys enjoyed. If you want to watch more videos from me, links at the bottom.
If you want to learn more about who I am, links at the top, and with that, thanks for
watching and see you later. I'm going to go cry my eyes out. *outro plays*