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Before we going there you know that Kulula Airways best-looking cabing crew in South Africa
but due to rush things problems none of them are on board with us today
but we have two volunteers (hahaha)
no, just kidding guys standing on front of you, she is the
boss, her name is Kate in the middle of the cabin we have another boss, Anita
for the back we have another boss, Tuni and right at the back we have another boss,
Abigail
and my self Adriano
so since you know who we are, if you don't know the passenger seating next to you,
quickly introduce yourself to them... quickly (hahaha)
(hahaha) i am serious!
now for first time travelers and blonds on board,
make sure your seat belt is properly fasten as soon as you seat
to know what to do in case you know what...
just follow the booklet at the seat pocket in front of you this is not the menu,
but it shows you how to escape, and how to use the oxygen mask devices
this is a live jacket in unique size
that you will find underneath your seat
the instructions are written above you head now, that you are ready to leave the air craft,
you pull out on those two red stuff,
it is going to give you the new wonderbra look, if it doesn't work,
you're gonna have to start "pumping" as well as a light to keep in contact
within the sharks' eye for the passengers who can swim
you will have to leave by the left side of the aircraft for those of you who cannot swim...
... (hahaha)
... flykukula.com!
Toilets are equipped of smoke detectors
as well as even cameras for the capitain in flight entertainment
there are three toilets allocated on this aircraft, two at the back
and one at the front if you have a problem located them just follow your nose
(hahaha) Now, please a word about electronic devices, laptop, blackberries,
blueberries, strawberries, raspberries... nokias
sony ericsons... sumsungs, iPhones, iPods
iPads iTunes, iTouch
iCona... (hahaha)
you are wellcome to use them doing the cruise based on flight now, get ready for the landing.
hope you have met the passenger seated next to you and give him a nice tricky smile and introduced yourself
use the advice
this is a familiar aircraft thank you very much for your attention and enjoy the two hours with us,
Thank you!