Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
■■
e6WU
WHAT ARE THEY FO
Q
PASSPO
THIS CHRISTMAS BREAK, I'M INTEN DAYS IN EGYPT--
A WHOLARCHAGLG■ICAD DIG THI■G.
OH, IH THAT C■SE, NUMBER THR
YOU LO■ ■LITTLLESS LIKE A SEUGGLEP.
N DAYS■ IT'■NL■ les SKIPPING COLGE..SU S
■FTER GRADUATION
YOU CAN PRETTY M■CH DG UTEVE
YOCOULD DRAVEL FORIXON■ I YOU A■TED.
■
TOGETHER
HOW WE USED TO ALWAYS D■LKABOB■CACKING
CEIRCHEC■ING MUT THE RUINS
lau)
CPUI■ILG TH PUBS, LYIN■ S■ARI■G A EEPANG ■AG=■/
WELL, YOU ALWA VEPE THE HORNDOG■
NO,I'M STICKING WITH MUG SHOT■■
PDAY'S DISCUSSION--
USHVEOV ***@ES7
Man: DINGAS DANGEROUS.
IT
THE
■"
N YO■ STAY ■CW■ TOO LONG, YOU GETROGED PSENING■,
CEND TOOQUICKLY,ANYOURGS EL■
UHAT HAPPENS?
AIB POC-
E■
L INCARE ■OU..■
TO ,
■p
■"
ATTENTION.
I LOD EVARY MINUTE OF HIGH SCHOOL
AND I COULDN■■ VAA■
O■, U LOVED IT.
YOU'RE GOING TG T■E PEUJON,GHT?
■■REMEMBER THAT NASTY LITTLE H YOU TOO■ AGAI■■TAN NUYS?LAN,.
■#
DOY AAHIDLE■.
YE, UE WON THE GAME ANYWAY.
REMIND ME AGAIN WHO WASIT
THAT SCORED T■E VAF■IN■ TOUCHDOW
■!
D?
■VYOU KNOW, UPT■ERE SKMAWHERE.
lau)
(
INTO HE EM■LOYEE ORIEATN VIDEO■
GOOD DSEEYOU A■AI■$ MITC
YOU,TOK.■,■/
ABMUT ■OURAN...
IT .
UH, UNFORT■ADEDY,
WHAT?
/
WELLTH-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE■
LOOK, I NÁMIED ■
PAY.
ABOUT DEBTRATIO.■,
YO■N, YOU'RE SPREAD A LIHAN--
YOU KNOW, CAUSE, COLLEGE FUNDS.
■
STA■DARDS ARE HIGHER FOR A BUSINDSS LOAN■
GBEAT.
■CKILY FOYO I'M THE H
■SU
YOU'RE WELCOME■
THANKS, JAKE.
SO, YOU AND MARY STILL TGGETHER
OH, YEA■, AH■■ 20 GOD
BEPWEE■ WIVES.
UH.Y
SAY, "HE■,■ TOHER FOP ME WULD YOU?
WILL DO.
I'LL JUST GET SOM■ODY
■/
TO MAKE COPIES OF THESE AN..
■■AT WAS9 YARDS.
enny: TH IS MEWALKING..■ PHE LAST MILE...
THF■
A URNEY BEGUN
■T
AND NOW I'M DOG IT. ú$Q
OVE.
I'M HEADI■G
■■
MY,
■.
YE
■■OOD THING SHE LIVES SO E.
ANU
HE ISN SRED■■■
D PEWARD...TO BE BR■■E... BECAUSE
IS.
ARE U RADY■
AY, IP UAS JU■T A DRY RUN.
ME.
IT WAS GOOD FOR
)■
■ and TUENTIETH CENTURY FOX ■áX BP LEVISIG■]
■♪YOU, ME-- FAMILY. ♪
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WEREELA■IOUS.
THA■KS DOP HEDPING.
M■ SADOR MOCKS ME.
J■LIA LASALLE--
Me:
MY FAVORITE TEACHER EVER
A■D
TMS
■P
'AAUSE OF THDESBIAN STUFF
SHE BURNED THE SCHOOL BOA
TH.
APE ADULTS
THAT TALKS T YOU$ NOT PAST YOU.
■B
SU
SOMETHI■■ BY YOU?
UM...
YOU BET./
I WAS THINKING OF GOING TO EUROPE NEXT FADL.
SUSU■■I■■ GOI■G," OR GOING GOIN■?
I DON'KNOW.
MYME■ GOIN■ DO HA ISSUDS■
BECA■SE■
WELL, ■HE YS SHE■S ACCEPT ME■,
B■T I THINK THERE'S
NOT,
THIS SERET HOPE IN DHE BACK OF HER HEAD
THAT I'LL COME TO MY S
WHEN IUAS ■OUR AG
WHICH A■A■ TOO *** AGO, IWISH
THATI HAD BEEN TOUGH ENNUGH TO BUCTHE MOM-AND-DAD TI■E
YEAH, ME.
I FL
RIGHT INDO PHE PE■L- APPIINTED AOLLEGE GROOVE.
MY PEBELLIKN, ALAS, WAS LIMITED
TO HEAVY EYE ■AKEU■éAND,YS BAUHAUS ALBUMS
I METI■ES WISH I HAD PUT OFF COLLEGE
A■D DONE SOMETHING FUN AND WILD, LIKE BACKPACKING ACROSS EURO.
E PAISED A GREAT KID■
GHO KNS?
■■ST MIG ■UPRISA U.
NOT OCCURING IN NATE.■,
T■IE
I THIN■ THI■ IS
■
ONE OF THE COLORS CPOLA TIPED.
I'M GETTING ICE CREAM INEAD..■
BUT T...
NAME O■E TNG ■ LI■E ABOUT ME.
Kenny:
THE■
■A A■ O@-SO-PEADY.
HERE'S O PHING-- T■E WAY YO■B NO■E CRINKLES
/
SARCASTIC.■-
TOO SY.
YOU GOT ■TTEP THAN THAT.
UM... HOW COOL YOU ERETO ■E
WH MY DAD'S FRIELD DIED.
THE SHEN SHE GOES R ICE CREA■■
Q SHE KISSE
AH■
T■I-
SICKENING■ BUT T■E GARL...
HEY, PROP■ TO YO■, ■AN■
DUDE, THIS F TWO DAYS AWAY. ■A■ NIGHT,
AND... IT WA■ R IDEA■
YEAH!
AH... NAVER GOI■G
HAPPEN.
NO, S■E'S PHE ONE$ FINSOME WAY VICTOR.
TO WUSS OUT O THI■.■
I'M PEDLING YOU, SHE IS SO DEFINITELY T■DNE■
HE■, YOU ■ THAT
■■
D I A■ ODFCIALLY YOUR DASCIPLE.
( ■úuckling )
izeth: SAN FRANCISCO.■,
QU
■ BY THE BAY■
■TUHWE■DD STA■ AT THE PRESCOTT...
MAYBE AD TRIP TM THE GINE COUNTRY.
OH, THERA■STHIS SCOTTISH PUB-- ■"■PIPES, THE WORKS.
UM...
■P
I■I.
I MEAN, THIS GOINGWAY TOGETHDR
.
SLPING ARRANGEMENTS.
AH... ■IND OF CROSSED THE NE THREDID■'T I?
NO, NO, , IT'S ■ETHING I'D REALLY LIKE TG DO...
T?
I'OT■AGGAG.
ELIZABETH...
■z
ONCE YOU'RE 60■,
DTH■EUAVE ■AGGAGA OR YOU'RE DEAD.■/
( laughing )■(
■pOH, WH
MAKE THE ARBANGMNTS
YOWA■T TO JUST BLOW OF THE REUNION COMPLETELY?■.
WE CAN'T DTHAT.SUL■ WHAT'LL PHAT LOOK LIKE?
WE!VA GOT TO P■T AN APPEANCE.
SUCHA DR
R TEN-YE REUNION WAS GREAT■
YEAH, FOR YO■, MAYB.■,
SOMETHI■G MA■ES ME
EUNI
P.
■MU ARE MAKING TOO MUC■ OUT OF THAS■/■
SAW JABMB RBYHILL YESTERDAY.
P
HE'S MY LOAN OFFICER.■,
DO Y ■ELIE■ETT?
WHO?
YOU■RE JOKING, RIGHT?
JAAGB PERRYHILL-- STAR FULLBA MY$ UH
NOT-SO-SPECTACULAR HFBACK...
NUMBEP 21..■■,
VOTED MO■T LIKELY
■P DUR■ANYTHING HE TOUCHES IN■OLD?
YOU C■N
YOU DF'T INOW WHO COB PERRYHILL IS.
■#
OHMAR■.
■,
■"■"WHE ■AID TO SAY, "HEY." QMU,
POPULARITY.URSE
SO, SITPING ■pIN HIS OFFICE
ATE
REMINDED ME EXACTLY W■AT
AT THE RN@OD■EU KNMW-- JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS
■!■!TRYING TO SPIN ■"MY CAREER ADJUSDMENT■
SO I DON'TSOULIKA A TOTAL F■ILURE.
YOU AR■EING ■U ■ G■Y.
■X
YOU'RE HETTING
■
YOU'RE TELLING ME ■úRER■S ■NT IM■OBTANT?
HOW COME DHE FIRSTT■I■G ■NYONE EVER ■AYS TO YOU IS
"S■AT DMALL RIGHT, GRA■TED
PART
B■T WORK IQ ONLY A
O.
■#YOU■RE FORGETTING ALPHE GREAT THA■GS
YOU'■E GOT GOING FOR YOU.
/
MITCHá,■
YOU LOOK GREA.■/
chu)
(
YOU HAVE A BEAIFUL HOME
THREE INCREDIBLE KID■,
A DOG WHLIKE AT GARBAGE...
OVER JACO■.
■D,G
■.Y
I GOT
M■-HMM
.
&. FPEE FALL.T
Came■:
TH(
■!
■S AI
YIN
TH
CA?
■. IWO■DER ID AN■BODY EL
ALH RIGHT, DA I CAN'T GET OUGH AIRHEAVY.
■HL RIGHT$ MAYBE THERE■SSOMETHING WONG
■!
ATOP.
WITH THE REG
■
GOD, WHAT'S WRONG■r ■$■.WITH THIS THG?
CAN!
■t
( gasp■ne )
C■MERO EASY!■
EASY, I'M BIGHT ■ERE■
I'M RIG■T *** I GOT YU.
I GT YO AMME ON.
SHUT UP,■x THAT'S NOT DAD■
OE
HEY EAS ON YK■B DAD.
HE WA■ ■ VICTIM OF HIS ERA.
OH,,
■XTHEMARCIA.
laU)
(■.
M■gúan: SO YOU
AND, UM, SHE THINKS AT ■EXT YEAP
I SS
AND A■AREUND EUROPE
YOU KNOW, MAY■E ■DP A EURAIL PASS.
■t
I SEE, AND, UH
■DID YOU AND JULIA DISCUS■
■!■
O.
WELL... I WAT■A■KI■G
I THINK MY BED'S ON FAR.
YMU ARE NOGOING
TO USE YOUR CMLLEGE FUND.
WELD, WHAD ABOUT LIFE LESSO■S■
SAY YOU WANT CIDLEGE NEXT ■EAR
BUT YOU'VE BLOWN
T■
WE,
JULAA SA■■BSESSIN■
DOES WHY DO YOU ALWAYA BUDP■AVE TBELITTLE?
BECAUSE SOMEHOW
JULIA KEEPS SLIPPI■,
INTO CONVERSATION ■úUHERE SHE DOESN'T BELONG■
A FINAME BASI■ WITH YOUP LIT TEACHE
TO BE A CO■PAREND.
JULI■ ADD I APE FRIEND■
■
TRUST ■E( T■E LAST THING,
I NS
ANOTHER PARENT
( sighs )
■MARY, EVERYONE ELSE DL K■EW HIMVAGUELY"?U.
■! A LITTLE MORE THAN VAGLH.
ACTUALLY, A...
WELL, GEE, HONEY, MY IMAGIN■TI ALD A
LOO,
IT WAS, UM...
IT WAS MNIOR ■EAR.
■# U■S..■
YEAH?
HE WAS M■ FAT■
FIT
FIRST WH?
FIRST KASS?
SORTF.
QORT OF?
■/
SORT OF HOW?
WELL, SORT OF...■(
KEPT GOING PAST THAT.
GIVE IT TO ME IN BASEBALL TRMS.
■
INSIDE-THE-PARKHOME ■N.
OH, HONEY
I KNOW T■S I■
E LAQT PER■ON YOU WANTED DO HEARHA■ ABOUT.
■"IT JUST HAPPENED SO LONG■..
HAY.
GOOD NIGHT.
x
DON'"GOOD NIGHT" ME.
THERE'■ NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
I THM■■HT I KNEW MY WIFE.
I'M FINE WITH IT
DON'T SHUT DOWN ON ME■
■
■■
( sighing )
■ACE.
NAME ONE THIN ■ YGU LAKE ABOUT ME.
UM,YO■A GOT THREE EARRINGS ON THA LAF EAR
BUT LY GO ON THE RIGHT.
IT MAKES MY HAA■MES, TALT LI■E T■IS.■,
, HEQ, DAD.■,
YEP.
SOA GOT MY BIO TESP BACK DODAY... 89.
M■-HM■
THIS IS KENNY, MY■NYFRIND.
( nnq laughq nervousl )■,
NOT SO MUBH A BOYFRIEND.
■
MORE LIK UM■.. A ■(
I LIVE DOGN THETPEET.
KENNY'S JUSTEHPI
YOU A■OW, WITH ME COMIN■ INTO SCHOOL SO LATE AN■ ALL■
■■DON'T USE THE PHONE.
I■M GOG ON-DINE.
( fAther ■■sses keys )
■SEEM■ LI NCE E■OU■H GUY.
I C■N■T BEDIEVD HMW MANY TREES HAVE DIED
FOR ESSAYS A■OUT WHY WE SHOULD SAVE TREES.■/
YKU NEED ■EDP?
NOPE. GOT IT.
MY AERS FOR PHE DAY.
■XYO■EEMA LITTLE B■MMED■
■ET ANOTHER FIGHT WITH MA-MA.
■
IT'S A TYPICAL MOTH-DAUGHTERD I
NE
?
DON'T FORGET, I HAVE A MOM AND A ■PEP.
THEY FIGHT, THEY YEL
■BEAR T■EY'L NEVER
LK
TO ONE ANOTHER AGAIN, AND THE NEXT DA■
NV
SPEND FIVD ■RS ■"■"IN A MALC■ING OUT SHOES.
NICE■ I'VE BEEN REDUCED T A CLICHE■
NOTHING ABOUT YOU A CLICHE.
SEE U I■ TRIG.
MegHan: FMUR MONTH■ AGG THERE GE A ■ILLION REASONS
A■ UP WIDH D PMYCE
WHY I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO B
SO WH■ C'T REME■BER A SHNGLE ONE?
■
HEY.
■÷
NO WAY.
I LOST IT DOWN THERE YESTERDAY.
I DON'T GEP AT.
■RYOU KNOW, NORMALLY, I'M... I■M GOD AT THIS STUFF
I MOTOR-CRO■S, I S■I,I BOARD, I■..
JUS.
YOU ■NOW, THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS A T
TOFSPIMDAVERS.
YOU GO UNDER THE GAT, AND YOU FEEL M■STRIATED.
THO■ WAY PAST THAT IS KEEPING YOUR FOCUS, MAN.
TTI■■ PAST THE PANIC.■.
■
YEAH, BUT THIS ISJUST A POMD.
I A■, WHOAWHAT IF THIS WAS THECEA■?
I WOULD HAVE DBOWNED.
QMU WON■T BE IN E OCEAN UNTIL I SAY YOU'RE RE■■Y■
TRUST ME, DUDE
I'M A PR OY?
HOW ABOUT WE STAY
AND GIVE IT ANOHER SHOT■
JUST YMU AND ME, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
NO■
■XT■IN■ I'M DONE TH DIVIN■.
MOM, YO■ ■ET THAT
OH, SURE, HO■EY.
HOW WAS YOUR SCUBA LESSON?
HMM, NO MORE ■ DESSO■S, EVER■ ■OMR?
IT'S NOT H■PORTANT■
■
THE DOOR, IT OPENS IN.
The plane juqt tooj■■f, qo I'm h■ading back home.
Please call.
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ■pCA■ERON'■ SEX DRAWER.
OH, GO TH■S GPOSS■
HE'LL KILL ME.
AW, YOUR SECRESAFE
H.
I WANTEDTO GIVE AT TOIA.
OH.
YEAH, HERE IT IS./
NOW, HE'S OFFICALLY A KLEPTO■
UH, ARE YOU
AND REBECCA■..?
■á$NOT ■ET.
WE'VE LKED ABOUT IT.
ACTUALL■, REBECCA DOES
THE WORRYING.
E
, IT'S GO ME WONDERING
YGU OG, ABOUT■f WOMEN, IN GENERAL.
YEAH■
WHAT WASOUR BIRST TIME LIKE?
WH!
WHOA.
■p
■■PPESUMPTU■ PARTY OF ONE--
■MRRY, OUTF BOUNDS, HEY.
A BIT. UM, HOW DO YOU KNOW
I MA, I GUESS I'M NT INCA■■ SAIGHT.
EVARY TIME I HAVE A CRUSH
ON
SHE THINKS M PATHETIC AND GOESFF
WIPHOME FOOTBALL PLAYER.
T■IL
■"
ACTUALL■ LA■ME CK
AND SUDDEN
I F/
■'S STUFF
OPIDG TH■GH CAME
AND... MEGHAN,'M.. I'M REALLY SCARED.■,
■!
YEU K■MW, IF I COULD
OV
THIS.
OKAY.
,ILL TEDL YMU THIS MUCH■
I CAME REALLY CLOSE ON.
HE.
■
■. HE WAS CONSIDERATE IN A LOT OF REALLY LITTLE STUPID SAYS
LIKE, HE BOUGHT ME THIS ■HONE CAPD
SO I COULD CALL H@M
TO■.
WHEN HE WENT OFF
Kenny■ PHONE CARDS?
TH
■■
WE WERE TOTALY ON ■E FASTR■CK
I JT
BUT FOR SOME REASON-- GO THG■ WAT■ IT&
■■
ACTUALLY, NO. I DO KNW WHY.
.
WE BRNK UP
QMI GUESS I'M GLA■ I AITED.
SO, HOS DI YOU KNOW WHEN YA READY?
■"■"WELLI LIKE
P.
TH ■OU'RE
SO N
YOU CO■LD BE MIDE■ AUAY AND JUST CLM■A YO■R E■ES
AND ■TADL ■EAR THESMUND
■#
OF THEIR VOICE AND PICTU E C.
E WE TALKING LOVE HERE?
■t■!
YEAH.
MAYBE. I DON'T K■
I D.
AD THE ■ERY LAT■-
MAKE SUE ■OU REALLYE ALT EA OTHER.
UM..á■
UNTIL I COME UP ■"SAT■ BETTER PLA■■/
IT',
AHD RIGHT, CHECK OUT THE KATE CHOPIN DER MOFDAY
AND THAT MEANS READING IT, SCOLAPI
SO IT LOOKS■IGHLIGHTING LIKE YOU DID.
SO, IS PHERE ANY LITI
'T KNOW DHE ANSWER TO?
■
ARYOUJEGUS?
SHOWODF.
WAIT A MUP HAAR CHEAK.
■ia: ■EY DAN, MEGHAN--
HA■G ON A SEC.
SO I'M HING PHIS LITTLE GET-TOGETHER
WITH A FEW STDES TONAGHT-- NOTHING MAJOR:
■"JUS BURGERS AND TOMG■ES.■,
YOU YSN?
EXCELLENT.
■■
SEE YOU TONIGHT, THEN.
■vTONIGHT.
DON.
Me'Had:
A Y
■■ IS THE PEPATGGPTUNIT■
TO■
OR HOO■ ■P ÁSOMETHING.
A P.
Ke:
I'M WALKING AROUND SCHL WIT. ■
SOMEBIDY WAL■ED UP AND SAID, "■EY, KEN■Y, SPA A ***?"
THAT'S E■UB RAGHT
CAM.
E ■NOWS I STOLE HIS STASH.
WA AWAY OR DIE.
■!Kenny:
W
OUTHE AENDOMS
AND.
WOBKSFMR .
OKAY.
NOW, BEFORE YOU ■AQ ANOTHER WORD
CABARET.
TWO TICKETS ■EXT WEE■--
CLOSE ENMUGH FOR TO S
R
I THO■GHT WE
START OFF
■"I CALLED IN A DECADE'S WORTH OVORS
DOR THE A■ENING.
I'■ FLTERED$ ELIZABETH
THAT WA■
VEHOW MAD ARE YOU?
BMOKED AIRLINE TICKETS
A BAY CRUISE, AND THEN ■OU STAN■ ME UP.
AND THAT'S NOT THE PART I'M REALLY MAD ABOUT.
G ■TNGEG LIKE EVER HAPPENED.
THI■G
S
WE BOD■ KNOW THAT
BUT A'M TRYIHG TO APOLOGIZE.
GET SAFEY PAST IT.RE TBYING
YOU ■AVEN'TEVEN TRHED ■
TO TELL ME
WHY ■OU DIDN'T SHOW UP
ID ■OU'LL EXSE ME, I HAVE A PATIENT.
NO, PLEASE, WAIT.
. GOD-BYE, ELIZABETH.
( sigh
SO, A■ I GOING TBDNTE ANY OTHER SURPRI■ES TONIGHT?
UHA?
WELL, I FIGURED YOU LIED ABOUT BEING
A *** WHEN WE MET...
I THOUGHT THAT HOLDYOWRE "FI■E WITH IT."
JU POSED
TT
YOU D HAVDTE; I NEYO■'PE NOT STUPAD$ MARY.■IN■
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL CHAT I■ELIE■ED, AND YOULET ME.
R
■!YOU SLEPT WITH HACOB PERRYHIL
ANI HAD TO
AOLD YEARBOOK-- JACOB PE■ADL.
S OER 20YEARS AGI.
■ATCH, AT
■LGDN'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. YOU LIED TOME.
I■ TH■ T■E UAY YOU WANT TO KICOFOUR REUNAGN?
I DIDN'T WAHT TO GO IN THE FIST PLACE
AND KNOWING JACOB ■E THE THINKINE
■EEN T■ERE, DONE THAT."■,
WAIT A MINUTE■
IS IT?
THI,
YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET OVEYOURSEDF.
■S...
I'LL BE THE CAR■..
...AND YOU'RDU■PI■G IT ALL O■E,
MITCH,A'M ON YOUR SIDE■
( sighs )
SCOOT OVER.
SO, I TA■ I THE ■CUBA DIVING
DID NOT GO AS PLANNED.
HOW DO YOU KNOW■
'CAUSE IF IT HAD GO■E WELL
YOU'■AVE BEE■ BRAGGING ABOUT IT FOR ■A■S.
IT'S THE FST TIM I EVER JUST... CHOKED,RANDMA.
OW WHAT
YEAH, I THINK I DO.
YOU KNOWTHIS CAN'T BE A QUESTION
K ■THLETAC ABIDITY■
SINCE THD■YOU UERE BOPN, WATCHED YOU CLIMB TREES
PLAY BA■KETBALL, JUMPING OFF RAMPS■
YOU WERE ALWAYS THE @EST KID OUT THE
DIVING'S DIFFERENT■
I MEAN, I'M ALE U■DERWATER
WIT■ THIS RTH VADER BREATHING SOUND I■ MY EAR■.
IT... FREAKS ME OUT.
SG YMU'VE BUSD DECIDED
■p
STICK WHTH T■E STUFF
HUH■
SOU■DS CHICKEN-*** WHEN Y PUT ATLAKE THAT.
I THT THIS WAS YGUR F■T BIG STEP
TOWARDEI A■ OAEANOGRAPHEP
( sighs
A DUMB IDEA, TOO. TH WAS
MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T WANT IT BADLY EDOUGH.
I KNOW.
YES. IT WAS
LET EASY.
HE HUST WENT, LIK$ IT■S ON THE TEST NEXT TIME. ■,
CAN YOU EXC■SE ME FOR A SEAGND$
YEAH
THANKS.
MM-HMM
GIVE ME TH■
SO, GREAT PARTY, HUH?
■rTOTALLY.
C■S.
YEAH. JULIA PRETTY MUC■
TES.
S BAEN,
LIKE, A DECADE
.
■T
QINCE QE SAW EAH OTHR OUTSI■E OF ■A■OKL.
YOU SAY THAT CE YOU■PE SUR■RISED.■x
I KNOW.
■vK■OW. MY FAULT.
BUT... GOD, IT'SHARD.
TG .
HABD DOESN'T EV@■ BE■ID
■M■■.LG■.
I MI■■ ■AVI■G ■■■OUI■ MY LIFE.
■!■!LIKE LT WEE, I WAS ■TSSHN■/
OVER FI■HT GIT■ ■Y PARES, ANDI CALLED YOU
BUT, UM, I-I HUNG U,
ACTUALLY...
■r
I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
■!CALLER I.D■( RE■AMBER?
BUT YOU... YOU D@DF'TAALL BACK.
■H... NO■
LEO■, MEGHAN, I'■ NGT SURE
W■EE THIS IS GOING, B■T IF IT'S GOING
WHERE I THIN■ AT IS$ I'VE GOT TO TELL ■OU■..
I'M SEEING SEMNE EL■D.
OH.
PHI'M HAPPY FOR YOU.( I MEAN IT, I MEAN IT.■.
I @NTE TG BE CLEAR.
NO, ■OU KIDDG?
■- NO, I'M TOTALLY STOKED.
■! ANYBODY DESERVES BE ■APP■, IT'S YOU■
I MEAN..■ GOD, AB
THAN■S.
YEAH.
@ BETTE@ PUT THESE MUT.■,
Mary: THANK YOU, CARPH
ID'■ GREAT TO ■EEYOU.
SEE? DHIS ISN'T SO B.
GREAT DEEJAY, OPEN BAR...
DOESN'T O■ *** THEY CHEAPA■ MUT ■pKN THE FOMD.
SO TO SD THE FIR■T YOUDANCE @NR JACOB?+
OH, ■O■'STAR MITC■.
( sighin# : LATER.
( sighing ): WHATEVER.
I ■
Ke.n9:
VAH OUT$ GORM. ■
HIND ■E LIES AHILDHOOD.
gr)
(
BEFORE ME, THE DOOR PO MANHOOD.
THIS IS PHENIGHTOF TRUTH.
TG?
WILL I HAVE THAGE
APPARELY... YE■■
OH, UH, STEVE■ WAS,
LA.
OH,SU■... I' SR■
DO.
NONN
■■ERE QASNATE■
NPSHMPATH■■,PDET L!UEhs )■,
( laughinc)
GREAT.
■/
ISUH, SAMA■T WITHYMU?
OH, GOD, NO. NO.
SHE LEFT ME AS ■OA
■■
OH. OH, I, ■H, I DID■UH■..■(
SO WHERE'S MICHAEL?
I DUMPEDHAUN■PE.
Ueú/
THAT'S WONDERFUL THATOU GU■S ARE ■@IHL TOGETHER.
YEAH.
CAN YOU BELAEPE ■
ABTER @DDE■E YEARS.■,
HOW DME■ T■AT HAPPEN?
THEY SAY THE ■EY TION( SO...
IT'.
WHAT MAKES■■ ■ARAGD R■?
■!WE COMMUNICATE, AND ALL THAT.
■!
IT'S ABOUT TBUST, I GUS■
OKAY, CARO
RMUGH PHI■ ONE.
NOW, I'LL BE AE ■!TO DALK YOU
YOU'LH BABLE TK HEAR ME THROUGH THI■.
■E APTING TO FDEL NERVOU■.
ID'S OKA■,
GANT■OU TN ■OG I CAN DG THIS.
ONLY @UESTIO■ I■..WHEN■
■v■V
YE,
SOMETHING LACT.
NO HURRY, MA■
■ELI■ABETH/
YOUR ASSI■TANT LET ME IN.
BACK THIS TIME..,
■p( laughs )
TODAY I TOLD MY GRANDSMN THAT IF YOU REALLY■/
WANT S■ANG, YEU'VE GOT TM BE WILLING
CO■ BACK HERELF OUT THERE.
AT R
GR RI■K BEING BRANDE■ A HYPOCRITE.
YMU WANT THE TRUPH?
U■RE PRMBABLY NEVER GOING■p TO WANT TO SEE ME AGAI■■(
■p
BES
■R WIEND OUP RELATIONSHIP.
DD.■
@ DOT UNDERS
IT'.
WELL, ITHT YO■ SAID YOUR HU■BAND DIED A YEAR-AND■■-HALF A■G■
■
ADTEFERY-■MMETHING YEARS OF MARRIAGE
RAISI■G A FAMILY...
WELL, I ME■■, SMMETIMES THE SEX
FALLS OUT OF EVANA GMGD RELATIOI
IN THE E■( WE WE FRNDS.
JUST FRIENDS.
IZA.
■/
I THOUGHD T■ATAPOF MYLIFE WAS OVER AND MOVED ON.
I ■EVER TH■HI'D BE HEPE NOW ■pWITH SIMEONE LIKE YOU.
I DMVE GOANG ON DA@@Q I DON'T ■■NWHO SAYS IT HAS TO E?
( sighs )
■
Mary: A■K YOU, BAY.
MM■HMM.
I'M READY TO LEAVE WHENEVER ■O ABE.
I... CA■E TOEE MY FRINDS
AND THAT'S WHAT ■pI INTEND TO DE.
SDI■M NOT SULKING.
WHO IS SULKING?
YOU KNOW, MITC A W■S IF YOU W■"T REALLY LNG FIBUARD WE'RE STAYTOTONIGHT, YOU K■
A LITTLE DANC;
A LITTLE TOGETHERNESS.
■X
INSTEAD YOU H■VDSUCBEEDED
IN MAKING ■E FEEL LIKE HELL. THANKS
■OU LI
G
OOH, TUR■ING THE GE APOUND,
■ ANU' U■T TOTAY KENN■.
WH■T C ARE MY EYES?
ASERAO■S?
BPKUN.
YOURS ARHAL, AT
S
B■T THEY LOOC TOTALLY GREEN
THAT AA SWEAR
R
MINA ■RE BLUE$
O■■■$ U■■■
NINE INC■ NAILSG■Y.
UH, TRENT REZNOR.
YOU
Dan: YEAH. AW, , THA■. JUST GIS... OKAY...
HOQARD STERN'S PRODUCEB.■/
NO, I NEED HIS REAL NA■E.
Girl: ■M, NGA$
YG■S USED TM BE ALO■E, HUH?
HKW'D YO■ KHOU?
■'■
SO DOES A FRIEND.
LAST NAME RHY■ES WITH
MICROSOFT FOUNDER BILL...
MAYBE HE'■ NOT■E ONE
MKAY, UH...
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL...
CREATIVE AND S■ARD.
■K■A■K IT■S HIS LOS■.■,
...FROM DIFFERE■T ROKS■
■An:
G■■■
OHGHT-■ AARY.
■#PHANK YOU.
Dan: YEAH, L■S
NAME RHYMES
WIT■ A COFFEE DRI■
AAPPUCCINO?■
NO$
■
■ECHA■■
LATTE.
THAT ONE!
UH, GARY RATE! BLATTE!■,■,
Julia: DELL'ABA.
■
R■ D
AGME ON, LET'■ GO KICK BK■EASS AN THAS GAME.
( ■huckling ):
WHOA.FECT.■(■
■EY...■,
EASY@ERE, FELLA.
I GOATO CAR.
■/■r
CAN WE GETI A CA■?
HEY(U■...
WHY DON'T YOU, UH..■
CAB I■■TEAD, OKAY?YE
■PYOU KNIS, YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY.
MA IS ■M HO.
YOU KNKW, I DOANOV ABOUT YOU A■D MARY.
YOUKNOU?
IN HA■H SCHOML?
YOU DO?
TRUTH IS■..
I-I REALLY DU■ER■
YOU KNOW( I ALWAYS WISHED
I'D HAVE HOG■ED ■P WIH MARY, YOU KNOW?/■P
MAYBE COUDD' ■KIPPED ALH THAT DAM■ ALIMONY.
■p( ■aug,
■t■UT YOU.
I GOT THERE FIRST?
E RB
CO■NTING BAC■GARDS?.
■ET HEP■AB■$ YOU KNOWTRIED
YOU
BUABR QHE MET
SHE WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME.
■"■■Joe: OKAY CAMON REMEMBAR YOUR BREATHING.
GH?
■p
WHAT DO YOU WA■TPOSE?■
GI, YEA■!
PHAT WAS AWESOME!
Y, CAMARON, YOU DID IT.
■#
■
r■"I■■ GOI■G BACK DO
■
■OU
N■Y, SPCP■
H■VE YO■ EVEP SEEN GNE OD THO■E ■ATURE FILMS
■!■!WHERE THOWERS■ROW
IN ?
TH-LAPSE PHMTOGRAPHY■
■ ■,■,
YAAH, WELL THAT'S ME.
I
AND DAD( WHO INCIDENTALLY
HAS A■D O SC■OOLS ■■
I■.
I'D BUST ANGTHEB THING @E PACKS UP/
RANSBERRED. UHEN ■E GE
/
THAT'S HARSH.
WELL HA■A
N■T
■"TM WA■TE WO■DERING, "OH, DOES HE LIKE MD
DAK"
TRUST , YOU JUST WANT TO CUT THROU HE CLUTTEB
TO .
LH A GU■ ■'E WILDING
GH.
WE'RE NT HAVINGAEX TM■IGHT?
THAT'S COM
I AM ■■DG OE THIDG
I LIKE ABOU YOU.
■■M
■R
YGU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE
ONHE PLANET.
REALL■?
■M-HM■.
HEY.
HEY.,
YOU OK?
YEAH.
■PTHAT A W■S A JERK?
DIDN
■/
DOT KSG.
I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED THA
CJ
AND I EXPEE■CED W■AT THE CALL A ■OMENT OF CLARITY.
TRY "DID IT."
DID ATI UH...
U WERE KID■--■,■/
■ ■OU OW, WE A-
A■D DKHDS DON'D EXIST ANYMORE.
I WAS A■GRY.
I SA■ JEALOUS OVER...
I HA■E BEEN STUPID.■/
LOAROUND AND I SEE ALL THESE PELE ■PLAUP
ON THE HIRD MARPIAGE, ORWORSE--
ALHE WMLD...■
■0
I■ STE OD IT A..■
YOU'VA BEEN THERE.
AND I LOU FMR DHAT.
ACTUALLY, THE,UH, THEFACT THAT YOU CLD GET TH■T JEALOUS
OVER SOMETHING THAPHAPPEFED ■IGH SCHOOL
IS, UH, KIND OF A TURN-ON■
( chuckles )
HERA Y'RE REINFORCING ■Y DPICABLD @E■AVAOR.
lG )■$
O■, WE'VE GMNE OVDR THAT.
NO, I DON'T ■ELIEVE UE ■AVE■
COME ON,■p DON'T DODGE THE SUBJEA■(
YOU ALWAYS DOD■@.
■zDGE?
■ODMDDE.
WELL, ITAS YOU.
AT?
OH COME ON, ■OU WEPD...
U WER SUPER JGCK LOVE GOD.■,
YOU PRACTHCALLY HAD GROUPIES.
YOU REALLY■EVER/■,
TILLYMU.
ADD NET AFR.
■VPERSONALLY, I THI■ I ■P A GODEA
THAT■LD GET HIS ATTENTION.
HULIA? HEY, ■JU ATILL UP=■/
IT'■ A PRE■ENT.
IT'S A LITTLE CROSS.
■!
O■, COME ON, MOM.
I REALLY NEED YOU.
ph)
(