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Today is October 25th, 2013, the official day for beating a pinata alone in a dank mushroom
farm that has been abandoned since 1987.
A growing amount of teenagers are becoming addicted to barley. Experts say if you suspect
your teenager is one to ‘Snort Barls,’ you should consider intervening immediately,
because the only thing that seperates a barley addict and an alcoholic is time.
An introvert was offended by a protesting extrovert the other day. The introvert said,
I was so offended I almost spat in his face, so I swallowed.
A dancing piece of pizza was arrested for showing his pepperoni in public today. It
is the first of a series of arrests including a dancing tooth showing her cavities in public,
and of course a dancing statue of liberty for showing her filthy, 1099-Miscellanous
forms.
A blood donor is in stable condition after a donation mishap. As a result the Red Cross
will no longer allow their blood donors to simultaneously donate ***.
This just in, there is no period in Dr. Pepper, or as I like to call it, DRRRRR pepper. There
is also no period in...Cherry DRRRRR pepper.
Mountain DEW WWWWW FAYGO
and Coca Cola. DRRRRRRRRRRR