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ROB: Hi, I'm Rob.
This is the Codec.
YouTube made this.
[INAUDIBLE] enter in the right combination keys, this can
teleport you to any channel.
There are these bad guys, and they're after me, and they
want to destroy YouTube.
I don't know why.
[CLANKING]
ROB: They're coming.
And subscribe.
MALE SPEAKER: So did you know that there's a TV show that's
all about really pretty babies?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, yeah, I knew about that.
I've seen it.
MALE SPEAKER: It's great.
ROB: Guys!
I have the Codec!
And they're after me.
I have to hide it.
Can we put it--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Wait, hide the what, now?
ROB: This.
MALE SPEAKER: A third-party NES controller?
ROB: No, it's the Codec.
I don't know why YouTube made this, but she said that if
it's destroyed, so will YouTube.
So just help me hide it.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Why would YouTube make something that
would destroy YouTube.
That seems stupid.
ROB: You're stupid.
MALE SPEAKER: Hey!
ROB: I don't have time for this.
Let's just hide it, please.
MALE SPEAKER: All right, we don't have time for this.
Some people around here have jobs to do.
Hey, hey, you didn't sign in.
Whatever.
ROB: Oh no.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Playtime's over, Rob.
Give us the Codec.
ROB: I will not let you do this to YouTube.
FEMALE SPEAKER: OK, shoot one of his friends.
ROB: No!
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, he's not our friend.
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, he just kind of hangs out here a lot.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Just shoot them.
You don't have your gun?
MALE SPEAKER: You didn't say anything about guns.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Just get the Codec.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, he's right there.
ROB: Whoa!
No!
MALE SPEAKER: Anyway, back to the baby show.
The dresses they wore--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Are beautiful, right?
MALE SPEAKER: Were beautiful!
MALE SPEAKER: (SINGING) Like the love that I felt with you.
But I will be strong.
MALE SPEAKER: Hey, I'm KevJumba, and this is the very
first live edition of KevJumba Takes All.
Dude, you got to get out of my Hangout.
I'm supposed to be doing a live KevJumba Takes All with
my nine [INAUDIBLE] fans.
[SNEEZES]
[HORN HONKS]
MALE SPEAKER: Oh god, say he's not dead.
Say he's not dead.
Say he's not dead?
[MUSIC PLAYING]