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Quiet music playing
Yeah, I hear ya
Yep, I understand
But you have to understand too that this is my first vacation in over five years
And my Significant Other is out there on the sand
and if she even knew that I was talking to you
she would leave me!
So the server systems are down
and you say that you want me to come back??
And you say that if I don't, that I won't have a job
Heh, Significant Other, or no job...
well, let me tell you I can get another job
but I am too fat, ugly and old to get another Significant Other!
All right, I will see what I can do.
Well, I got my Neo FreeRunner Here
with Debian on it.
I have all of my systems administration tools
I have WiFi here at the bar, and my SO is sitting out there on the sand
waiting for me to bring some rum drinks.
So what I can do is I can create
a VPN into my server system..
I can sit here and *** my server..
I can see what types of things are going wrong with it...
I can bring up my shell account and my keyboard
to be able to fix the problem.
And just about the time that I see what is really happening
I can then use my VoIP services to call up my cohorts
back at the site and tell them what is wrong and have them fix it.
So I can fix all these things from right here
in Florida by the beach
utilizing my FreeRunner phone running the Debian Operating System.
So how are the server systems now?
That is good.
O.K., I don't have to come back?
I still have my job?
O.K. I will see you later.
And I hope that my Significant Other does not realize I took my phone with me.
Good bye!
[Music Plays: The William Tell Overture]