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Look at them all, but where is she.
What’s up?
Are you with the police?
I am not coming down.
Nope.
Then who are you?
Kyle.
What do you want Kyle?
Not to die alone.
Are-are you going to jump.
Well, you were out here, I figured we could go together.
You know, Bonnie and Clyde this ***
This is reverse psychology, right?
You're joking.
Are you really going to jump?
I am flying high man, and I will feel NO pain.
You want some medicine to feel better, too?
Holy *** you’re on ***.
Why did you go right to ***?
Do I look like I’m on ***?
No. Sorry.
Why are you wearing a suit though?
Im wearing my black hoodie and jeans, ok man.
No need to be a *** before you die.
And im on some vicodin.
With some ecstasy.
With some *** in it.
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Same reasons are you.
I am tired of living, and I wanna go out like a badass, ***.
Wait. Lets talks about this.
Why do you want to kill yourself.
Well, my girlfriend slept with my sister.
Then they took my kid and left him with a preacher, who was a rumored ***.
The preacher killed me son, what a surprise, and the lesbian tag team decided to get drunk and to go to heaven early, I guess.
So they burned the church down with the preacher and them two in it.
My good parents, well hmph, decided to commit suicide because of the guilt of a double *** lesbian daughter who killed herself and then got their grandson *** to death.
I was then fired from my job because they thought, my whole family was crazy and I was too.
So I went home, called a friend, came to work, came to work, came out here to kill myself and found a death bed buddy.
Right man.
Ok, air high five then.
What bout you.
What put you over the edge, man?
My girlfriend broke up with me just because I cheated on her.
K. well to each their own man.
Whatever
What matters is we are here now and the story they write about us is gonna be so badass.
How do you want to do this?
I can superplex you off the ledge.
Or we could pick different people and yell “catch me” and jump on them.
Or we can start punching each other and fall to the ground like in the Dragon Ball Z.
Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
This is crazy.
We can’t kill ourselves.
We can do this man!
It's the first step that’s always the hardest but we can do this.
Look me in the eye.
We can kill ourselves together.
You and me!
Besides didn’t you already right your suicide note and all that?
I just told her it was all her fault and to watch the news.
She'll come here, take me back, i'll get off the ledge, and everything will be fine.
She hasn't shown up yet, so ...
I’m starting to think I should just Sparta your ***, right here.
Because you should not be having kids.
Maybe Jesus will let me into heaven for killing a horrible person.
You ready?
NO! NO! NO!
Please. Don’t!
how dare you disgrace the name of killing yourself for attention.
You just wanted the attention and none of the killing yourself.
Well, THIS! IS!-
NO! NO!
GOD PLEASE!
NO! NO!
No. I'm sorry!
I don't wanna jump!
A! JOKE!
Relax.
I’m not gonna kick you.
I’m with the police department.
Let’s go back inside, ok.
Wait.
You're the police?
Wait. Are you, you're lying.
Wait. This is a trick.
Uhhhh, this is a trick you must be lying.
Look. I’m going back inside and you should come too.
You've just realized you want to live, and it’s not windy up here, but it's *** cold.
So let's go.
well, maybe I was joking, and I want to jump now, hmmm?
Good job!
Go ahead. They can’t see me not giving a *** up here.
Now, last time. Are you *** coming?
OK.
Careful.
There’s a lot of bird *** up he-
WOW KID!
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