Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
What did you say?
Oh, you heard me.
Come on.
Keep up, slowpoke.
Well, hey, I don't know
what you're talking about.
You're so lonesome, Sam.
I saw it in your eyes
last night at the lake.
What?
It was dark, you did not.
Did too.
You're carrying that secret
like a 2-ton sack of feed
on your back.
It doesn't have
to be that way.
Secret. What secret?
Fibber.
I ain't in the mood tonight,
little girl.
Daphne?
Daphne?
Well, hey.
Hey, your own self.
transcript: yyets.net - 720p sync: aydin1954
www.addic7ed.com
True Blood S02 E05
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ, you--
You-- You-- You're--
Shapeshifter,
and proud of it.
How'd you--?
How did you find out about me?
Last night in the woods?
I watched a dog jump
in the water
and it came up you.
Isn't this great?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's--
It's pretty great.
You're not alone anymore.
Oh, crap. Hand me my drawers.
Hey, Terry.
Arlene.
Hey, Sam.
Daphne.
Hey.
Good party.
Yup.
Um, later, darling.
Mwah.
Oh, wait--
Wait.
It's in the air, I guess.
Yeah, looks like it.
See you at work.
Right.
Come on, special lady.
Daphne?
Wait!
Oh, ***, she's following me.
Oh, ***, oh, ***.
What the *** are you?
Go away,
just don't hurt me.
I am the last person
you should be afraid of.
Pleased to make
your acquaintance.
Sookie Stackhouse.
Gotta go.
We have to talk about this.
We don't.
Have a good evening, sir.
Well, excuse you.
Don't do that.
He didn't hear.
He's glamoured,
can't you tell?
Listen.
His mind's full of fog
and disco music.
By the way,
they can't glamour me.
Can they glamour you?
No, but I fake it.
You ever hear
any vampire thoughts?
God, no.
Don't even say that
out loud.
Uh, I didn't.
Listen, I don't know what little
fried corn-on-the-cob town
you're from, or what candy-***
vampires you're with,
but this is Dallas, baby.
You watch your tone of voice.
And don't you call me "baby."
Dallas vamps are serious
and scary as ***.
Mine are too,
thank you very much.
I had to learn pretty quick how
to handle myself around them.
If they knew what we could do,
they'd suck us dry.
They'd do worse than that.
You think I don't know?
That's why we need to swap
stories. We can help each other.
I don't want any help.
Just forget about it.
You can't tell anybody about me,
please.
Jessica, we discussed this.
All I did was order him
off the menu.
You didn't say not
to order off the menu.
I would no more allow you
to feed on that young man
than to watch the ***
on television.
***?
Jessica....
Hey, Sookie, there's dirty
movies on TV.
I know. Yuck.
To your room, please.
Tru Blood.
You are going to be sorry
when I get an eating disorder.
Private!
Keep out!
Sookie, where have you been?
I was asking the bellboy,
if there's a candy machine,
what's a continental
breakfast...?
You cannot wander off
on your own.
The situation here is more
complicated than we thought.
We don't know nearly enough
about the Dallas vampires.
They can't touch me.
I'm yours.
Every single part of me.
Completely
and totally yours.
I'm don't think it matters
to them, sweetheart.
As long as it matters
to you.
Sookie, Sookie, Sookie.
Tell me you understand.
Promise me you'll do as I say,
not because I say it,
but for your own sake.
Bill, I've known since
the airport
that we're up to our necks
in a big old vampire mess again.
I don't want to get beat up
or dead,
I’m not gonna
do anything stupid.
Is this room secure,
do you think?
Yeah, I believe so.
But--
Then, honey,
for a little while,
let's not worry.
We have something
to be happy about.
I don't think so.
Yes, we do.
We're in a vampire hotel.
It's light-tight.
For the very first time,
you don't have to leave me alone
in bed at dawn.
I forgot about that.
I didn't.
My only desire
is to keep you safe.
Your only desire?
Well...
no.
You're talking to the man.
Hoyt?
Hoyt Fortenberry?
Yeah, who's this?
Jessica Hamby.
Maybe you don't
remember me.
Jessica.
Oh, my Lord.
I remember you, all right.
I can't stop
thinking about you.
Really?
I mean,
really-really?
Really-really,
and then some more.
Hoyt!
Can you hang on?
Who the heck is calling you
at this time of night?
It's a girl, isn't it?
I know it's a girl.
Well, you tell her it's not
decent or ladylike to--
How dare you lock the door
on me in my own house?
So where were we?
Well,
you were telling me how you
couldn't stop thinking about me,
and, well,
I can't op
thinking about you.
And I'm all bored
here in Dallas.
You want to watch TV together
long-distance?
Or I could tell you
about my comic book.
Well, we could do both.
I mean, I would just love that.
Okay.
So it's called Space Tomb.
And this time they're on
the planet Historion
Sea Leopard's just pitching
a fit.
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
I said get up.
Put on your sweats.
What's happening?
Come on, let's haul
your butt outside,
you pansy fangbanger.
Let's go!
God!
My God, that's right.
Rise and shine for God!
Come on, let's go.
Move, move, move!
Stand up straight.
Make a line
you can be proud of.
Let's go. You're supposed to be
leadership material.
Mrs. Newlin?
I know you're wondering
what this is all about.
Well, God needs your obedience,
God needs your will
and your faith.
And in due time,
all will be revealed to you.
Uh, could somebody
reveal a bathroom?
Because I really need one.
Sorry, not till
you've earned it.
Jumping jacks, everyone.
Let's go.
Maximum effort.
You too good for this,
Stackhouse?
I'm telling you right now,
I want to see a change
in your attitude.
I want to see
command presence.
You don't want
to do the Lord's work?
You feel like walking away?
Go ahead.
You stay, you drop
and give me 30.
I said give me 30!
I'll tell you
when you can laugh,
you pissant little sinner.
Give me 50.
Start pushing.
Anyone else?
That the best
you ladies can do?
You disgust me,
all of you! Pitiful!
I pray Jesus isn't
watching this crap today.
Hey, come back.
I'm here.
I'm right here with you.
I was just thinking
about Sookie's gran.
She was like my real mom.
Such a good person.
Truly good,
through and through.
What would she think of me?
Oh, she'd like you.
She did appreciate
a handsome man.
Well, I wish
I could've met her.
Me too.
She made this house the one
place in the world I felt safe.
And now I'm gonna live here.
Happy day
after your birthday.
It was the only good one
I ever had, because of you.
The first of many,
Tara Mae.
This is a continental
breakfast?
What's wrong with it?
I just thought it would
be more... continental.
Well, the danishes
are Danish.
And they're free.
Free?
I didn't know that.
Would it be all right
if I--?
Yeah, whatever.
Now, Barry,
let's get to it.
Why won't you
just leave me alone?
Because I've never met another
telepath, have you?
No.
And don't say that word.
It's what you are.
Nobody else knows
what it's like to be us.
We need to stick together.
It's nothing
to be ashamed of.
Yes, it is.
My life is ***.
I can't do anything
normal people do.
If I'm not around a bunch of
vampires, I can't hardly think.
I used to feel
exactly the same.
Like I had a disability.
More like a curse.
But lately,
since I met my boyfriend,
it seems like telepathy
can come in handy sometimes.
You can even make
a little money.
I'm starting to see it
in a whole new way.
Then you're even crazier
than I am.
Ow, Brazilian wax.
Feels like that *** ripped
out my female organs.
Get a vamp to pay for laser.
Somebody bite me.
Concentrate. Shut her out.
Concentrate so hard
your hair hurts,
till everything goes quiet.
Concentrate--
Quit!
Do you know if Hotel Carmillais hiring?
There wasn't anybody
at the desk.
No, ma'am,
we're fully staffed,
but you can fill out
an application.
We'll keep it on file.
Come with me.
You can control it.
I wish it was true.
Barry, it is.
I can teach you how.
There's enough people
in my brain already.
You're on your own.
Right this way.
I dreamed you were gone.
You did?
That's funny,
because I was.
Sookie...
It was only
for a few minutes.
I had to.
Bill, it's the most
amazing thing.
I met another telepath.
He's not very nice
and he's not very good at it.
But, oh, it's wonderful
knowing there's somebody
besides me.
You made him aware
of your gift
after everything
I've said?
Not on purpose.
We were in each other's heads
before we knew it.
I thought
you'd be happy for me.
The more people
know what you do,
the harder it is for me
to protect you.
He can't even admit
what he is to himself.
He's not gonna do
any talking about me.
You can't be sure.
Yes, I can.
I'm good at this.
Look, if all I'm supposed to do
in Dallas
is shut up
and take orders,
I might as well be slinging
beers at Merlotte's.
You're the one who told me
I was more than a waitress.
You are.
But--
What?
Never mind.
Talk to me.
Lean on me.
I've leaned on you plenty.
Well, here I am,
responsible for you
and Jessica,
and yet no decisions are mine
and it makes me feel...
Like a human?
Like a waitress.
You're walking in my shoes
and it's giving you blisters.
Eric is strangely intense
about all this.
It's not like him.
I don't trust it.
Don't you worry
about Eric.
We'll do the job and go home.
A deal's a deal.
Sookie, you know
what he's like.
What's it to him to break
a contract with a girl?
A woman.
He needs me.
He won't want to make me mad.
I can't lose you.
You never will.
Hope you're enjoying
that Co-Cola, Arlene.
Well, thank you, Daphne, I am.
Because unlike you, I actually
did my closing prep last night.
I'd appreciate it if you gave me
a hand, just for today.
Then you'll never learn.
Now, some people around here
might let you slide on by,
but I'm thinking
about your future as a server.
That's real generous.
Don't forget
to make the iced tea.
Hey, good-looking.
Hey... you.
Terry, could you make
the iced tea for me, please?
Uh... Don't you do it.
Please?
Uh...
You better not.
See what you did?
Mean old freckle-face
redheaded witch.
God morning, Daphne.
Back at you, boss.
Hey, why'd you take off
last night?
I looked everywhere
for you.
I just went
for a little run.
You know, I always seem
to need one after a shift.
Hey, me too.
I reckon you had all you could
handle for one night anyway.
I reckon you underestimate me.
Guess we'll find out.
When?
Soon.
Better be.
Lafayette!
Oh! Terry, Lafayette's back!
Thank God, brother.
Thank God.
Can we talk?
Where the *** have you been?
Couldn't pick up
a damn phone?
Sorry.
Well, sorry's not
good enough.
Not only did you leave us
high and dry,
but there are people here
who give a *** about you.
We didn't know
if you were alive or dead.
Hey, ordinarily, uh,
right about now,
you'd be telling me
to *** off
in some colorful
and creative way.
Well, you want to talk,
do some talking.
Sam...
all I want to know is,
can I have my job back?
I ought to tell you
to *** off.
All that pressure
in the kitchen
just about put Terry
back in the VA hospital.
Yeah, of course
you can have your job back.
The place ain't the same
without you.
Thank you, Sam.
Hey, Lafayette.
What happened to you?
It's midnight.
You're out of ammo.
You got five hungry vampires
snapping at your ***.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Run.
Run fast.
Whoa, whoa, get up.
You gotta keep going.
You have five hungry,
snapping vampires.
*** it, I hate this, I just
want to be a bank teller again.
That's fine, dude.
Let the vampires chew you up.
You're not good enough
to lead for the Lord.
That's how you do it,
Stackhouse.
You better pace yourself.
This is my pace.
Whoo!
***.
Are you still here?
Or did you come back?
Karl and I slept over.
Don't you remember?
Maybe not.
You were having
a very nice time.
Maybe not.
What's all this?
Oh, looks like we need
a place to stay.
Stay today?
Stay tonight?
Uh... little while.
But you have your own home.
That's not mine.
What?
It belongs to one
of my clients.
He was out of the country,
but he's back this morning.
I'm sure I told you,
no?
No. You-- You didn't.
Hm.
Look, I-- I hate
to tell you this,
but this isn't gonna work.
But I assumed--
And we've all been so happy
living together,
that you'd want
to have us close.
Maryann, I'm a guest here
myself.
I can't be having a houseful of
people Sookie doesn't even know.
She wouldn't mind.
You explain how much
we mean to you.
Don't get me wrong, I couldn't
be more grateful
for everything
you've done.
But I don't feel right
about this.
You can't move in.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
I see. Okay.
Did you know Maryann wants us
all to be roommates here?
No, cool. I guess that other guy
came back from Peru.
No, not cool.
Not gonna happen.
I just moved in.
Okay, fine, we can go somewhere
else, if that's how you feel.
That's all you got to say?
Relax.
It's no big deal.
What are you--?
What are you, nomads?
*** Bedouins?
We move around
a little bit.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing except
I didn't know.
You could've told me.
Who cares?
I mean, what matters
is being with
the people you love.
Well, other things
matter too.
Like knowing the truth
about people you love.
So while we're on the subject,
what exactly is your thing
with Maryann?
Well, when I was ready
to lay down and die,
she lifted me up,
same as she did you.
Now you follow her
wherever she goes?
I'm not her dog, if that's what
you're trying to say.
And why all of a sudden are you
so paranoid about Maryann?
Because I'm trying
not to be a fool.
You know what this is
really about?
Your history's so *** up,
you have no clue what family is.
That's not fair.
I do have a clue.
Sort of.
Kind of.
Who gives a damn
about a house?
Maryann, Karl and me,
we take care of each other.
We took care of you.
That's family, Tara.
How are we gonna work on our
defensive tactics
if we can't even
climb a fence?
Let's go.
Next, come on.
Come on.
Get up there, get up there.
Let's go, come on.
Come on.
You should have
paced yourself.
If you're lying down,
you better be dead.
Stand up.
Come on.
Why do you embarrass me?
Why do you straight-out
embarrass me?
What's your name, failure?
Luke.
It's Luke.
Well, Luke, your entire family
has been ambushed by vampires,
and they're bleeding to death
on the other side of this fence.
No.
Yeah. Yeah, they are.
Your mama and daddy
are drowning in buckets
of their own blood
calling your name.
It's gonna be over
in 30 seconds.
Let's go.
Nice work, Luke.
They're gone. Massacred.
You'll never see them again
and it's your own damn fault.
-Stay right there.
-I tried.
Now what are you
gonna you do?
He's a big fat loser.
He's brought shame on himself,
shame on you
and shame on his religion.
What's a real leader
gonna do?
Just get rid of me.
Just leave me.
Up to you.
Luke, look at me.
Hey.
It's only a damn fence.
Come on.
Come on.
I got you, brother.
It's not too late.
You're gonna
save your family.
Now that's a freaking
soldier of God.
Good job.
Good job, Jason.
Praise His light.
Whoo!
Whoo! Good work!
Next! Let's go, let's go.
Come on, guys.
You should have told me Eric
hired a *** human, Isabel.
Now, wait just a minute.
Respect her.
Thank you.
I couldn't tell you, Stan.
You've been off on your own
for days.
Are you certain Godric
was abducted
by the Fellowship of the Sun?
Yes.
No.
They're the only ones
with the organization
and manpower.
But they're amateurs.
It doesn't make any sense.
This is Godric we're talking
about, 2000 years old.
Old don't make you smart.
Besides, there's no proof.
If they've got him,
I'll hear it. That's my job.
There's no reason to wait.
We need to take
these fanatics down.
Full-out attack.
Exterminate them
like the vermin they are,
leave no trace.
Hm, vampire-hating church
annihilated.
Wonder who did it?
*** brilliant.
I doubt the King of Texas
would approve the destruction
of our international
political agenda.
*** that.
The great revelation
is the biggest mistake
we ever made.
Don't use Godric
to make your own
little power play.
You're completely incompetent!
What's happened to Godric
that he surrounds himself
with clowns?
We invited you as a courtesy.
This is not your territory.
You have no voice here.
Yeah, sheriff.
Why don't you run on back
down to Louisiana.
We don't need you
or your puppets.
Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
And I'm nobody's puppet.
What we need is a plan.
I have a plan.
It's not a plan,
it's a movie.
It's not a movie,
it's a war.
Idiots.
I'm in the middle
of something...
I know.
...you can't come in here
in front of
my people.
Well, I want to talk
to you about it.
I've got to get them
to respect me--
Steve, we are supposed
to be partners.
We are partners.
Then why does Gabe
always know more than I do?
I don't have time
for this.
You mean you don't
have time for me.
This is very
valuable information, Gabe.
It's excellent work.
I told both of you,
I don't care for this.
You're going too darn far.
Thank you,
Reverend Newlin.
I'll, uh,
put things in motion.
Thanks.
You don't listen to me at all
anymore.
What?
Jason!
Oh, uh, you wanted me?
Yes! You were
fantastic today.
Steve, he was such a warrior.
So you said.
I'm impressed.
You're rising to the next level recruit
I am? What's that?
Come take a little walk
with me.
I'll go too.
We got it, honey.
I'm going to show you something
that very few people have seen.
Man to man?
Sometimes I almost understand
why some people
believe in divorce.
But you got Sarah.
Yeah.
I got her even when
I don't want her.
Oh, you know
I'm just kidding.
All right, you ready?
Yes, sir.
Light of Day Institute Research
and Development.
Holy sh--
Holiness!
Yeah. we're not
exactly sure yet
of all the ways
to take them out.
At first, we just focused
on the guns,
but then we thought, well, hey,
what's a wooden arrow?
Well, it's an itty-bitty stake.
That's right, Jason.
An itty-bitty stake
to drive through a vampire's
dead, rotten heart
at 324 feet per second.
And that's all she wrote.
I got silver bullets,
silver bullets with holy water,
wooden bullets.
We talked about those.
Yes, sir.
A flamethrower.
Whoa, man!
Silver throwing stars.
Now, that I wouldn't
have thought of.
Ho-wah!
Decapitation might work,
so we got a guillotine on order,
just in case.
What--?
Oh, that's, uh--
Machine like a giant razor.
Cuts the heads right off.
Yeah, I bet that'd do it,
all right.
There's one good thing
about having these hell beasts
among us
we'll find better ways
to kill the
Amen.
Amen.
Keep it running.
We're not going in.
You wanna give me your order,
please?
We already gave our orders
to that other girl, twice.
Sorry, she sucks.
And what's wrong with that fool
bartender?
Where's our beers?
Tara!
You don't need any beers.
Your butt's as big as a barn.
Well, you look like
you're pregnant.
Nice of you to show up
for work tonight.
I said I was sorry.
I would have got fired.
Lucky you slept with the boss.
Arlene!
Tara, step up your game.
We're way behind.
Arlene, don't make me fire you
for talking trash.
You be nice to her, Sam.
It's Tara's fault, anyway.
What's my fault?
Sleeping where you eat.
Jesus Christ, Terry,
what'd I ever do to you?
You leave him alone
and give me my beers!
You know what?
Here they are.
*** you very much.
*** you too.
Okay, I'm gonna
go just get my--
Oh! Son of a--
Go, Daphne.
--***!
Oh, congratulations, Arlene.
You're Merlotte's Best Waitress
for Life.
Quite frankly,
I aim a little higher.
Well, aim the plates for
the tables, that's all I ask.
I hope I'm nicer to the people
when I'm your age.
Tara, how freaking long
do I have to wait
for my 7 and 7, diet and rum,
two Scotches and a screwdriver?
You never gave me that order.
Yes, I did.
You just weren't
paying attention.
No, you weren't and yes, I was.
Cos, what's the holdup
on my tequila?
You never asked me
for a tequila--
You know I think Tara's
on drugs.
Tara, you high?
Okay, I wish I was,
the way everybody's *** me.
Tara.
*** all y'all!
We're done.
Get on outta here.
Bathtub's occupied.
I know.
Sarah?
Did I stay too long?
Do you want me to leave?
Please don't.
I'll help you.
Mary Magdalene washed
the feet of Jesus...
and dried them with her hair.
Isn't that lovely?
Yeah...but wasn't she,
like...a ***?
She was not.
Everybody thinks so,
but that's not in the Bible.
She admired Jesus,
she loved him,
and she wanted to show him.
No.
You don't mean it.
No, I don't, but I ought to.
Do you know what I think?
I think that after
all your trials,
heartache and pain,
God wants you to have a reward.
Are you sure?
Let me reward you, Jason.
Let me help you find
your way back to joy.
Oh.
We take them all out at once.
Pre-emptive strike.
Of course,
so the federal government
can bombs us back
to the Middle Ages.
Things were better then.
Then go to Romania and live
in a cave, you ranchero poser.
Godric has protected you,
made you rich,
and you stand here spitting
and scratching like infants.
Don't any of you care that
there's a traitor in your midst?
No. Impossible.
Somebody tried to kidnap
me from the airport.
You were the only ones
that knew she was coming.
Explain.
Unless it was you--
Unless it was you.
Look, if y'all argue any more,
I'll either fall asleep
or start screaming,
so this is we're gonna do:
I will infiltrate
the Fellowship of the Sun.
Absolutely not.
Let her speak.
Bill glamoured the kidnapper,
no one knows who I am.
I'll pretend
to join the church,
and check out all
their thoughts.
No. During the day,
none of us can help you.
It'll only take a little while.
Really, Bill.
It's simple.
Waste of time,
when we could drink them all.
I want no part of this.
There's no easier way to find
out if they're involved.
If it leads us to Godric,
we'll do it.
The decision is made.
A few words.
So tell me, how goes your
human-vampire relationship?
You knew it would come to this.
She was just clawed and poisoned
by a creature we don't know
and we can't find,
and now, in Dallas,
you're playing with her life.
It's no game to me.
All this for a colleague?
For the Sheriff of Area Nine?
Why?
Godric is my maker.
Thanks for helping me close.
Oh, yeah.
I broke a lotta things today,
it's the least I can do.
I'm sure you'll
make it up to me.
I'm sure I will.
Mm, nice, you run a little hot.
Yeah.
Everybody else is 98.6
but I'm always around 100, 101.
Me too.
It's a shifter thing.
Yeah?
I never knew.
I can't believe I'm the first
one you've ever met.
I mean, we're not common,
but we are out there.
Ran into a few werewolves--
--but nobody like us.
What's it feel like
when you change?
Like sparks running
all over my skin.
Used to scare the ***
out of me.
Uh-huh, me too.
But now it just
feels awesome.
Yeah, and there's--
There's sort of a build.
Like, a pressure.
Where does it start?
Here?
Maybe--? Maybe here?
Probably here, because that--
That's where it hits me.
Yeah, that's it.
Right about there.
And sparks start flying
inside too.
And you feel all lit up
like a broke power cable.
Or a Christmas tree.
And then things just explode.
Well, are you gonna say
or should I?
Say what?
Nice rack.
Nice balls.
I have to ask a question.
Human stuff.
I'll wait for you
at the elevator.
Excuse me, is Barry
the bellboy working tonight?
No, I'm sorry, Barry quit today.
What?
Oh, shoot.
Thanks.
Are you waiting up for me?
I guess I am.
Rough night?
Really rough.
We looked at houses today.
We didn't find anything,
but don't worry,
we'll be out by morning.
I filled the fridge
with your favorite things
and I made you dinner.
Don't go.
I'll call Sookie.
I want you to stay.
You're so good to me.
You know why I'm good to you?
Because you need it so much.
And because it makes
you bloom like a flower.
Look at you.
The King of Sheba.
Hey, baby.
You saw them
in the lair tonight.
Despicable.
Vicious, petty, vile creatures.
You're different.
You're not like them.
Bill, you're not.
You have a heart,
whether it beats or not.
You can love.
There wasn't one other vampire
there that could say the same.
Let's slip away back
to Bon Temps right now.
Let them devour each other
and leave us alone.
You know we can't do that.
Stan's as nutty as a fruitcake
and I gave my word to Eric.
If anything happens to you
in that church--
Don't say it.
Don't even think it.
I'll be in and out, easy-peasy.
Oh, Bill.
It's been a long night.
Don't feel like you have to--
Quit talking crazy.
I just meant I would
be satisfied
to simply hold you.
Well, I would not be satisfied.
Not one bit.
Then what do you want, Sookie?
Say it.
I want you.
Every which way.
I just...want you.
Oh, Bill.
transcript: yyets.net - 720p sync: aydin1954
www.addic7ed.com
True Blood S02 E05