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CAAAAAAAAAAAARLLLLLLLLL
I know you've done something.
Whatever do you mean?
You've always done something. It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time. What have you done?
You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.
Caaaaaaaarlllll...
I am a respected member of the community. To even insinuate...
Okay, Carl. So what did you do today?
Well, let's see, I... washed the car.
Aha.
I made a donation to the local Girl Scout troop.
Sure.
I returned an overdue movie at Blockbuster.
What else?
Uhm... I stepped on a ladybug by accident.
Go on.
And... I baked some banana bread for our neighbour Pat. I believe that's it. Done.
That's it?
That's all I did today.
Oh...
CAAAAARLLLLL... what is that?
I may have forgot to mention one of my activities.
CAAAARLLLLLL
I apologize, that was wrong.
Explain, Carl.
Well, from here, it looks like a weather balloon.
I'm not in the mood for this.
I think it's just a lens flare and some dust.
Just tell me, Carl.
Fine. I may have created a crack in space-time.
Through which to collect millions of baby hands.
Ha...
What do you mean "ha"?
I think I was expecting worse.
Worse? But this is totally ***, bro.
I know, but after last time, with the nuke and the faces, it's just...
Come on, look at this. How did I even do this?
I don't understand how or why you do anything.
Do you know what it feels like to be Carl right now? It hurts. Not as much as the babies, but it hurts.
Uh, Carl.
What?
Why... are there only hands from white babies?
Well, you know, whities gotta pay.
Ha...
And the payment is baby hands.