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Hey bro, what are you doing?
I've been thinking, Amanda is really picky about hair. I'm wondering if I should do a
little manscaping.
Whoa bro! This is not a conversation I want to have with you!
No bro, I meant on my arms.
Oh.... usually manscaping means well.... you know... down... lower... there.
Well, now that you mention it.
Not going there! What's wrong with your arms?
Well, Amanda has hinted, and hints with her are more like demands, that she really hates
feeling body hair.
Why is she dating you then? You are seriously one of the hairiest guys I know.
I don't know bro! My sparkling personality? Anyways, I was just thinking that maybe I
should do something about, you know, to make her happy.
I don't know bro, that seems like a lot of work for a girl to me. Does she really expect
you to just shave every few days?
Well, that's the thing. I was thinking about waxing them.
What? Why would you put yourself through that torture?
Well, I heard that it usually takes longer to grow back, and that it exfoliates the skin
and makes it softer.
Did you seriously just use that word?
I'm okay with being soft bro!
No, I meant exfoliate. Guys don't exfoliate bro!
Well, that's what she said it does.
Oh, so this is her idea. I should've known.
Why do you say that?
Well, you're kind of a sissy... there's no way you would volunteer for waxing on your
own.
I'm not a sissy! I would do it!
Then why are you asking me about it?
Because... I'm a little freaked out about how I will look with no hair on my arms.
You're going to look like one of those bald cats! All scrawny and pale. You know you're
hair adds to your tan.
That's what I'm worried about.
It's okay bro, (laughing) lots of guys tan now.
Not cool bro, not cool.