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No one is safe.
NO one is safe.
No ONE is safe.
No one IS safe.
No one is SAFE.
No one is safe.
LAdies and gentlemen, here with a special
LaDIES and gentlemen, here with a special
Ladies AND gentlemen, here with a special
Ladies and GENtlemen, here with a special
Ladies and genTLEmen, here with a special
Ladies and gentleMEN, here with a special
Ladies and gentlemen, HERE with a special
Ladies and gentlemen, here WITH a special
Ladies and gentlemen, here with A special
Ladies and gentlemen, here with a SPEcial
Ladies and gentlemen, here with a speCIAL
EDItion of the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert
ediTION of the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert
edition OF the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert
edition of THE Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert
edition of the COLbert Report, Stephen Colbert
edition of the ColBERT Report, Stephen Colbert
edition of the Colbert REport, Stephen Colbert
edition of the Colbert RePORT, Stephen Colbert
edition of the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert
edition of the Colbert Report, STEPHen Colbert
edition of the Colbert Report, StephEN Colbert
edition of the Colbert Report, Stephen COLbert
edition of the Colbert Report, Stephen ColBERT
edition of the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert
THANK you, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank YOU, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you, LAdies and gentlemen.
Thank you, laDIES and gentlemen.
Thank you, ladies AND gentlemen.
Thank you, ladies and GENtlemen.
Thank you, ladies and genTLEmen.
Thank you, ladies and gentleMEN.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
BEfore I begin, I've been asked
BeFORE I begin, I've been asked
Before I begin, I've been asked
Before I BEgin, I've been asked
Before I beGIN, I've been asked
Before I begin, I've been asked
Before I begin, I'VE been asked
Before I begin, I've BEEN asked
Before I begin, I've been ASKED
TO make an announcement. Whoever parked 14
to MAKE an announcement. Whoever parked 14
to make AN announcement. Whoever parked 14
to make an ANnouncement. Whoever parked 14
to make an anNOUNCEment. Whoever parked 14
to make an announceMENT. Whoever parked 14
to make an announcement. Whoever parked 14
to make an announcement. WHOever parked 14
to make an announcement. WhoEVer parked 14
to make an announcement. WhoevER parked 14
to make an announcement. Whoever PARKED 14
to make an announcement. Whoever parked 14
to make an announcement. Whoever parked 14
to make an announcement. Whoever parked 14
BLACK bulletproof S.U.V.’s out front, could
black BULletproof S.U.V.’s out front, could
black bulLETproof S.U.V.’s out front, could
black bulletPROOF S.U.V.’s out front, could
black bulletproof s.U.V.’s out front, could
black bulletproof S.u.V.’s out front, could
black bulletproof S.U.v.’s out front, could
black bulletproof S.U.V.’s OUT front, could
black bulletproof S.U.V.’s out FRONT, could
black bulletproof S.U.V.’s out front, could
black bulletproof S.U.V.’s out front, COULD
YOU please move them? They are blocking in
you PLEASE move them? They are blocking in
you please MOVE them? They are blocking in
you please move THEM? They are blocking in
you please move them? They are blocking in
you please move them? THEY are blocking in
you please move them? They ARE blocking in
you please move them? They are BLOCKing in
you please move them? They are blockING in
you please move them? They are blocking IN
you please move them? They are blocking in
14 other black bulletproof S.U.V.'s and
14 other black bulletproof S.U.V.'s and
14 OTHer black bulletproof S.U.V.'s and
14 othER black bulletproof S.U.V.'s and
14 other BLACK bulletproof S.U.V.'s and
14 other black BULletproof S.U.V.'s and
14 other black bulLETproof S.U.V.'s and
14 other black bulletPROOF S.U.V.'s and
14 other black bulletproof s.U.V.’s and
14 other black bulletproof S.u.V.’s and
14 other black bulletproof S.U.v.’s and
14 other black bulletproof S.U.V.'s and
14 other black bulletproof S.U.V.'s AND
THEY need to get out.
they NEED to get out.
they need TO get out.
they need to GET out.
they need to get OUT.
they need to get out.
WOW. Wow, what an honor. The White House
Wow. Wow, what an honor. The White House
Wow. WOW, what an honor. The White House
Wow. Wow, WHAT an honor. The White House
Wow. Wow, what AN honor. The White House
Wow. Wow, what an HONor. The White House
Wow. Wow, what an honOR. The White House
Wow. Wow, what an honor. The White House
Wow. Wow, what an honor. THE White House
Wow. Wow, what an honor. The WHITE House
Wow. Wow, what an honor. The White HOUSE
CORrespondents' dinner. To actually sit
corREspondents' dinner. To actually sit
correSPONdents' dinner. To actually sit
corresponDENTS' dinner. To actually sit
correspondents' DINner. To actually sit
correspondents' dinNER. To actually sit
correspondents' dinner. TO actually sit
correspondents' dinner. To ACtually sit
correspondents' dinner. To acTUALly sit
correspondents' dinner. To actualLY sit
correspondents' dinner. To actually sit
correspondents' dinner. To actually SIT
HERE, at the same table with my hero,
here, at the same table with my hero,
here, AT the same table with my hero,
here, at THE same table with my hero,
here, at the SAME table with my hero,
here, at the same TABle with my hero,
here, at the same tabLE with my hero,
here, at the same table WITH my hero,
here, at the same table with MY hero,
here, at the same table with my HEro,
here, at the same table with my heRO,
here, at the same table with my hero,
GEORGE W. Bush, to be this close to the man.
George W. Bush, to be this close to the man.
George W. BUSH, to be this close to the man.
George W. Bush, to be this close to the man.
George W. Bush, TO be this close to the man.
George W. Bush, to BE this close to the man.
George W. Bush, to be THIS close to the man.
George W. Bush, to be this CLOSE to the man.
George W. Bush, to be this close TO the man.
George W. Bush, to be this close to THE man.
George W. Bush, to be this close to the MAN.
George W. Bush, to be this close to the man.
I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
I FEEL like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
I feel LIKE I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
I feel like I'M dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
I feel like I'm DREAMing. Somebody pinch me.
I feel like I'm dreamING. Somebody pinch me.
I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
I feel like I'm dreaming. SOMEbody pinch me.
I feel like I'm dreaming. SomeBOdy pinch me.
I feel like I'm dreaming. SomeboDY pinch me.
I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody PINCH me.
I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch ME.
I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
YOU know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper,
You KNOW what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper,
You know WHAT? I'm a pretty sound sleeper,
You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper,
You know what? I'M a pretty sound sleeper,
You know what? I'm A pretty sound sleeper,
You know what? I'm a PRETty sound sleeper,
You know what? I'm a pretTY sound sleeper,
You know what? I'm a pretty SOUND sleeper,
You know what? I'm a pretty sound SLEEPer,
You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleepER,
THAT may not be enough.
that MAY not be enough.
that may NOT be enough.
that may not BE enough.
that may not be Enough.
that may not be eNOUGH.
that may not be enough.
SOMEbody shoot me in the face.
SomeBOdy shoot me in the face.
SomeboDY shoot me in the face.
Somebody SHOOT me in the face.
Somebody shoot ME in the face.
Somebody shoot me IN the face.
Somebody shoot me in THE face.
Somebody shoot me in the FACE.
Somebody shoot me in the face.
IS he really not here tonight?
Is HE really not here tonight?
Is he REALly not here tonight?
Is he realLY not here tonight?
Is he really NOT here tonight?
Is he really not HERE tonight?
Is he really not here TOnight?
Is he really not here toNIGHT?
Is he really not here tonight?
DAMmit. The one guy who could have helped.
DamMIT. The one guy who could have helped.
Dammit. The one guy who could have helped.
Dammit. THE one guy who could have helped.
Dammit. The ONE guy who could have helped.
Dammit. The one GUY who could have helped.
Dammit. The one guy WHO could have helped.
Dammit. The one guy who COULD have helped.
Dammit. The one guy who could HAVE helped.
Dammit. The one guy who could have HELPED.
Dammit. The one guy who could have helped.
BY the way, before I get started, if anybody
By THE way, before I get started, if anybody
By the WAY, before I get started, if anybody
By the way, BEfore I get started, if anybody
By the way, beFORE I get started, if anybody
By the way, before I get started, if anybody
By the way, before I GET started, if anybody
By the way, before I get STARTed, if anybody
By the way, before I get startED, if anybody
By the way, before I get started, IF anybody
By the way, before I get started, if ANYbody
By the way, before I get started, if anyBOdy
By the way, before I get started, if anyboDY
NEEDS anything else at their tables, just
needs ANYthing else at their tables, just
needs anyTHING else at their tables, just
needs anything ELSE at their tables, just
needs anything else AT their tables, just
needs anything else at THEIR tables, just
needs anything else at their TAbles, just
needs anything else at their taBLES, just
needs anything else at their tables, just
needs anything else at their tables, JUST
SPEAK slowly and clearly into your table
speak SLOWly and clearly into your table
speak slowLY and clearly into your table
speak slowly AND clearly into your table
speak slowly and CLEARly into your table
speak slowly and clearLY into your table
speak slowly and clearly INto your table
speak slowly and clearly inTO your table
speak slowly and clearly into YOUR table
speak slowly and clearly into your TABle
speak slowly and clearly into your tabLE
NUMbers. Someone from the NSA will be right
numBERS. Someone from the NSA will be right
numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right
numbers. SOMEone from the NSA will be right
numbers. SomeONE from the NSA will be right
numbers. Someone FROM the NSA will be right
numbers. Someone from THE NSA will be right
numbers. Someone from the nSA will be right
numbers. Someone from the NsA will be right
numbers. Someone from the NSa will be right
numbers. Someone from the NSA WILL be right
numbers. Someone from the NSA will BE right
numbers. Someone from the NSA will be RIGHT
Over with a cocktail. Mark Smith, ladies and
oVER with a cocktail. Mark Smith, ladies and
over WITH a cocktail. Mark Smith, ladies and
over with A cocktail. Mark Smith, ladies and
over with a COCKtail. Mark Smith, ladies and
over with a cockTAIL. Mark Smith, ladies and
over with a cocktail. Mark Smith, ladies and
over with a cocktail. MARK Smith, ladies and
over with a cocktail. Mark SMITH, ladies and
over with a cocktail. Mark Smith, ladies and
over with a cocktail. Mark Smith, LAdies and
over with a cocktail. Mark Smith, laDIES and
over with a cocktail. Mark Smith, ladies AND
GENtlemen of the press corps, Madame First
genTLEmen of the press corps, Madame First
gentleMEN of the press corps, Madame First
gentlemen OF the press corps, Madame First
gentlemen of THE press corps, Madame First
gentlemen of the PRESS corps, Madame First
gentlemen of the press CORPS, Madame First
gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First
gentlemen of the press corps, MAdame First
gentlemen of the press corps, MaDAME First
gentlemen of the press corps, Madame FIRST
LAdy, Mr. President, my name is Stephen
LaDY, Mr. President, my name is Stephen
Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen
Lady, MR. President, my name is Stephen
Lady, Mr. PRESident, my name is Stephen
Lady, Mr. PresIdent, my name is Stephen
Lady, Mr. PresiDENT, my name is Stephen
Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen
Lady, Mr. President, MY name is Stephen
Lady, Mr. President, my NAME is Stephen
Lady, Mr. President, my name IS Stephen
Lady, Mr. President, my name is STEphen
Lady, Mr. President, my name is StePHEN
COLbert and tonight it is my privilege to
ColBERT and tonight it is my privilege to
Colbert and tonight it is my privilege to
Colbert AND tonight it is my privilege to
Colbert and TOnight it is my privilege to
Colbert and toNIGHT it is my privilege to
Colbert and tonight it is my privilege to
Colbert and tonight IT is my privilege to
Colbert and tonight it IS my privilege to
Colbert and tonight it is MY privilege to
Colbert and tonight it is my PRIVilege to
Colbert and tonight it is my privIlege to
Colbert and tonight it is my priviLEGE to
Colbert and tonight it is my privilege to
Colbert and tonight it is my privilege TO
CELebrate this president. Because we're not so
celEbrate this president. Because we're not so
celeBRATE this president. Because we're not so
celebrate this president. Because we're not so
celebrate THIS president. Because we're not so
celebrate this PRESident. Because we're not so
celebrate this presIdent. Because we're not so
celebrate this presiDENT. Because we're not so
celebrate this president. Because we're not so
celebrate this president. BECAUSE we're not so
celebrate this president. Because we're not so
celebrate this president. Because WE'RE not so
celebrate this president. Because we're NOT so
celebrate this president. Because we're not SO
DIFFerent, he and I. We both get it.
diffERENT, he and I. We both get it.
different, he and I. We both get it.
different, HE and I. We both get it.
different, he AND I. We both get it.
different, he and I. We both get it.
different, he and I. We both get it.
different, he and I. WE both get it.
different, he and I. We BOTH get it.
different, he and I. We both GET it.
different, he and I. We both get IT.
different, he and I. We both get it.
GUYS like us, We're not
Guys LIKE us, We're not
Guys like US, We're not
Guys like us, We're not
Guys like us, WE'RE not
Guys like us, We're NOT
Guys like us, We're not
BRAINIacs on the nerd patrol. We're not
brainiACS on the nerd patrol. We're not
brainiacs ON the nerd patrol. We're not
brainiacs on THE nerd patrol. We're not
brainiacs on the NERD patrol. We're not
brainiacs on the nerd PAtrol. We're not
brainiacs on the nerd paTROL. We're not
brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not
brainiacs on the nerd patrol. WE'RE not
brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're NOT
MEMbers of the factinista.
memBERS of the factinista.
members OF the factinista.
members of THE factinista.
members of the FACTinista.
members of the factINista.
members of the factinISTA.
members of the factinista.
WE go straight from the gut, right sir?
We GO straight from the gut, right sir?
We go STRAIGHT from the gut, right sir?
We go straight FROM the gut, right sir?
We go straight from THE gut, right sir?
We go straight from the GUT, right sir?
We go straight from the gut, right sir?
We go straight from the gut, RIGHT sir?
We go straight from the gut, right SIR?
We go straight from the gut, right sir?
THAT'S where the truth lies,
That's WHERE the truth lies,
That's where THE truth lies,
That's where the TRUTH lies,
That's where the truth LIES,
That's where the truth lies,
RIGHT down here in the gut.
right DOWN here in the gut.
right down HERE in the gut.
right down here IN the gut.
right down here in THE gut.
right down here in the GUT.
right down here in the gut.
DO you know you have more nerve endings
Do YOU know you have more nerve endings
Do you KNOW you have more nerve endings
Do you know YOU have more nerve endings
Do you know you HAVE more nerve endings
Do you know you have MORE nerve endings
Do you know you have more NERVE endings
Do you know you have more nerve ENDings
Do you know you have more nerve endINGS
IN your gut than you have in your head?
in YOUR gut than you have in your head?
in your GUT than you have in your head?
in your gut than you have in your head?
in your gut THAN you have in your head?
in your gut than YOU have in your head?
in your gut than you HAVE in your head?
in your gut than you have IN your head?
in your gut than you have in YOUR head?
in your gut than you have in your HEAD?
in your gut than you have in your head?
YOU can look it up.
You CAN look it up.
You can LOOK it up.
You can look IT up.
You can look it UP.
You can look it up.
NOW I know some of you are going to say
Now I know some of you are going to say
Now I KNOW some of you are going to say
Now I know SOME of you are going to say
Now I know some OF you are going to say
Now I know some of YOU are going to say
Now I know some of you ARE going to say
Now I know some of you are GOing to say
Now I know some of you are goING to say
Now I know some of you are going TO say
Now I know some of you are going to SAY
"I did look it up, and that's not true."
"I DID look it up, and that's not true."
"I did LOOK it up, and that's not true."
"I did look IT up, and that's not true."
"I did look it UP, and that's not true."
"I did look it up, and that's not true."
"I did look it up, AND that's not true."
"I did look it up, and THAT'S not true."
"I did look it up, and that's NOT true."
"I did look it up, and that's not TRUE."
"I did look it up, and that's not true."
THAT'S 'cause you looked it up in a book.
That's 'CAUSE you looked it up in a book.
That's 'cause YOU looked it up in a book.
That's 'cause you LOOKED it up in a book.
That's 'cause you looked IT up in a book.
That's 'cause you looked it UP in a book.
That's 'cause you looked it up IN a book.
That's 'cause you looked it up in A book.
That's 'cause you looked it up in a BOOK.
That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.
NEXT time, look it up in your gut. I did. My
Next TIME, look it up in your gut. I did. My
Next time, LOOK it up in your gut. I did. My
Next time, look IT up in your gut. I did. My
Next time, look it UP in your gut. I did. My
Next time, look it up IN your gut. I did. My
Next time, look it up in YOUR gut. I did. My
Next time, look it up in your GUT. I did. My
Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My
Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My
Next time, look it up in your gut. I DID. My
Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My
Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. MY
GUT tells me that's how our nervous system
gut TELLS me that's how our nervous system
gut tells ME that's how our nervous system
gut tells me THAT'S how our nervous system
gut tells me that's HOW our nervous system
gut tells me that's how OUR nervous system
gut tells me that's how our NERvous system
gut tells me that's how our nerVOUS system
gut tells me that's how our nervous SYStem
gut tells me that's how our nervous sysTEM
WORKS. Every night on my show, the Colbert
works. Every night on my show, the Colbert
works. EVery night on my show, the Colbert
works. EvERY night on my show, the Colbert
works. Every NIGHT on my show, the Colbert
works. Every night ON my show, the Colbert
works. Every night on MY show, the Colbert
works. Every night on my SHOW, the Colbert
works. Every night on my show, the Colbert
works. Every night on my show, THE Colbert
works. Every night on my show, the COLbert
works. Every night on my show, the ColBERT
REport, I speak straight from the gut, OK?
RePORT, I speak straight from the gut, OK?
Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK?
Report, I SPEAK straight from the gut, OK?
Report, I speak STRAIGHT from the gut, OK?
Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK?
Report, I speak straight FROM the gut, OK?
Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK?
Report, I speak straight from THE gut, OK?
Report, I speak straight from the GUT, OK?
Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK?
Report, I speak straight from the gut, oK?
Report, I speak straight from the gut, Ok?
Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK?
I give people the truth, unfiltered by
I GIVE people the truth, unfiltered by
I give PEOple the truth, unfiltered by
I give peoPLE the truth, unfiltered by
I give people THE truth, unfiltered by
I give people the TRUTH, unfiltered by
I give people the truth, unfiltered by
I give people the truth, UNfiltered by
I give people the truth, unFILtered by
I give people the truth, unfilTERED by
I give people the truth, unfiltered BY
RAtional argument.
raTIONal argument.
rationAL argument.
rational ARgument.
rational arGUment.
rational arguMENT.
rational argument.
I call it the "No Fact Zone." Fox News,
I CALL it the "No Fact Zone." Fox News,
I call IT the "No Fact Zone." Fox News,
I call it THE "No Fact Zone." Fox News,
I call it the "NO Fact Zone." Fox News,
I call it the "No FACT Zone." Fox News,
I call it the "No Fact ZONE." Fox News,
I call it the "No Fact Zone." Fox News,
I call it the "No Fact Zone." FOX News,
I call it the "No Fact Zone." Fox NEWS,
I call it the "No Fact Zone." Fox News,
I hold a copyright on that term.
I HOLD a copyright on that term.
I hold A copyright on that term.
I hold a COPYright on that term.
I hold a copyRIGHT on that term.
I hold a copyright ON that term.
I hold a copyright on THAT term.
I hold a copyright on that TERM.
I hold a copyright on that term.
I'M a simple man with a simple mind. I hold
I'm A simple man with a simple mind. I hold
I'm a SIMple man with a simple mind. I hold
I'm a simPLE man with a simple mind. I hold
I'm a simple MAN with a simple mind. I hold
I'm a simple man WITH a simple mind. I hold
I'm a simple man with A simple mind. I hold
I'm a simple man with a SIMple mind. I hold
I'm a simple man with a simPLE mind. I hold
I'm a simple man with a simple MIND. I hold
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I HOLD
A simple set of beliefs that I live by.
a SIMple set of beliefs that I live by.
a simPLE set of beliefs that I live by.
a simple set of beliefs that I live by.
a simple SET of beliefs that I live by.
a simple set of beliefs that I live by.
a simple set OF beliefs that I live by.
a simple set of BEliefs that I live by.
a simple set of beLIEFS that I live by.
a simple set of beliefs THAT I live by.
a simple set of beliefs that I live by.
a simple set of beliefs that I LIVE by.
a simple set of beliefs that I live BY.
NUMber one, I believe in America. I believe
NumBER one, I believe in America. I believe
Number ONE, I believe in America. I believe
Number one, I believe in America. I believe
Number one, I believe in America. I believe
Number one, I BElieve in America. I believe
Number one, I beLIEVE in America. I believe
Number one, I believe IN America. I believe
Number one, I believe in America. I believe
Number one, I believe in AMERica. I believe
Number one, I believe in AmerICA. I believe
Number one, I believe in America. I believe
Number one, I believe in America. I believe
Number one, I believe in America. I BElieve
Number one, I believe in America. I beLIEVE
IT exists. My gut tells me I live there. I
it EXists. My gut tells me I live there. I
it exISTS. My gut tells me I live there. I
it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I
it exists. MY gut tells me I live there. I
it exists. My GUT tells me I live there. I
it exists. My gut TELLS me I live there. I
it exists. My gut tells ME I live there. I
it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I
it exists. My gut tells me I LIVE there. I
it exists. My gut tells me I live THERE. I
it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I
it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I
FEEL that it extends from the Atlantic to
feel THAT it extends from the Atlantic to
feel that IT extends from the Atlantic to
feel that it EXtends from the Atlantic to
feel that it exTENDS from the Atlantic to
feel that it extends FROM the Atlantic to
feel that it extends from THE Atlantic to
feel that it extends from the ATlantic to
feel that it extends from the AtLANtic to
feel that it extends from the AtlanTIC to
feel that it extends from the Atlantic TO
THE Pacific, and I strongly believe it has
the PAcific, and I strongly believe it has
the PaCIfic, and I strongly believe it has
the PaciFIC, and I strongly believe it has
the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has
the Pacific, AND I strongly believe it has
the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has
the Pacific, and I STRONGly believe it has
the Pacific, and I strongLY believe it has
the Pacific, and I strongly BElieve it has
the Pacific, and I strongly beLIEVE it has
the Pacific, and I strongly believe IT has
the Pacific, and I strongly believe it HAS
50 states. And I cannot wait to see how the
50 STATES. And I cannot wait to see how the
50 states. And I cannot wait to see how the
50 states. AND I cannot wait to see how the
50 states. And I cannot wait to see how the
50 states. And I CANnot wait to see how the
50 states. And I canNOT wait to see how the
50 states. And I cannot WAIT to see how the
50 states. And I cannot wait TO see how the
50 states. And I cannot wait to SEE how the
50 states. And I cannot wait to see HOW the
50 states. And I cannot wait to see how THE
WASHington Post spins that one tomorrow. I
WashINGton Post spins that one tomorrow. I
WashingTON Post spins that one tomorrow. I
Washington POST spins that one tomorrow. I
Washington Post SPINS that one tomorrow. I
Washington Post spins THAT one tomorrow. I
Washington Post spins that ONE tomorrow. I
Washington Post spins that one TOmorrow. I
Washington Post spins that one toMORrow. I
Washington Post spins that one tomorROW. I
Washington Post spins that one tomorrow. I
Washington Post spins that one tomorrow. I
BElieve in democracy. I believe democracy is
beLIEVE in democracy. I believe democracy is
believe IN democracy. I believe democracy is
believe in DEmocracy. I believe democracy is
believe in deMOCracy. I believe democracy is
believe in democRAcy. I believe democracy is
believe in democraCY. I believe democracy is
believe in democracy. I believe democracy is
believe in democracy. I believe democracy is
believe in democracy. I BElieve democracy is
believe in democracy. I beLIEVE democracy is
believe in democracy. I believe DEmocracy is
believe in democracy. I believe deMOCracy is
believe in democracy. I believe democRAcy is
believe in democracy. I believe democraCY is
believe in democracy. I believe democracy IS
OUR greatest export. At least until China
our GREATest export. At least until China
our greatEST export. At least until China
our greatest EXport. At least until China
our greatest exPORT. At least until China
our greatest export. At least until China
our greatest export. AT least until China
our greatest export. At LEAST until China
our greatest export. At least UNtil China
our greatest export. At least unTIL China
our greatest export. At least until CHIna
our greatest export. At least until ChiNA
FIGures out a way to stamp it out of plastic
figURES out a way to stamp it out of plastic
figures OUT a way to stamp it out of plastic
figures out A way to stamp it out of plastic
figures out a WAY to stamp it out of plastic
figures out a way TO stamp it out of plastic
figures out a way to STAMP it out of plastic
figures out a way to stamp IT out of plastic
figures out a way to stamp it OUT of plastic
figures out a way to stamp it out OF plastic
figures out a way to stamp it out of PLAStic
figures out a way to stamp it out of plasTIC
FOR three cents a unit.
for THREE cents a unit.
for three CENTS a unit.
for three cents A unit.
for three cents a UNit.
for three cents a unIT.
for three cents a unit.
AS a matter of fact,
As A matter of fact,
As a MATter of fact,
As a matTER of fact,
As a matter OF fact,
As a matter of FACT,
As a matter of fact,
AMbassador Zhou Wenzhong, welcome.
AmBASsador Zhou Wenzhong, welcome.
AmbasSAdor Zhou Wenzhong, welcome.
AmbassaDOR Zhou Wenzhong, welcome.
Ambassador ZHOU Wenzhong, welcome.
Ambassador Zhou WENzhong, welcome.
Ambassador Zhou WenZHONG, welcome.
Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong, welcome.
Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong, WELcome.
Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong, welCOME.
Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong, welcome.
YOUR great country makes our Happy Meals
Your GREAT country makes our Happy Meals
Your great COUNtry makes our Happy Meals
Your great counTRY makes our Happy Meals
Your great country MAKES our Happy Meals
Your great country makes OUR Happy Meals
Your great country makes our HAPpy Meals
Your great country makes our HapPY Meals
Your great country makes our Happy MEALS
POSsible.
posSIble.
possiBLE.
possible.
I said it's a celebration.
I SAID it's a celebration.
I said IT'S a celebration.
I said it's A celebration.
I said it's a CELebration.
I said it's a celEbration.
I said it's a celeBRAtion.
I said it's a celebraTION.
I said it's a celebration.
I believe the government that governs best
I BElieve the government that governs best
I beLIEVE the government that governs best
I believe THE government that governs best
I believe the GOVernment that governs best
I believe the govERNment that governs best
I believe the governMENT that governs best
I believe the government THAT governs best
I believe the government that GOVerns best
I believe the government that govERNS best
I believe the government that governs BEST
IS the government that governs least.
is THE government that governs least.
is the GOVernment that governs least.
is the govERNment that governs least.
is the governMENT that governs least.
is the government THAT governs least.
is the government that GOVerns least.
is the government that govERNS least.
is the government that governs LEAST.
is the government that governs least.
AND by these standards, we have set up
And BY these standards, we have set up
And by THESE standards, we have set up
And by these STANdards, we have set up
And by these stanDARDS, we have set up
And by these standards, WE have set up
And by these standards, we HAVE set up
And by these standards, we have SET up
And by these standards, we have set UP
And by these standards, we have set up
A fabulous government in Iraq.
a FABulous government in Iraq.
a fabUlous government in Iraq.
a fabuLOUS government in Iraq.
a fabulous GOVernment in Iraq.
a fabulous govERNment in Iraq.
a fabulous governMENT in Iraq.
a fabulous government IN Iraq.
a fabulous government in Iraq.
a fabulous government in IRAQ.
a fabulous government in Iraq.
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own
I BElieve in pulling yourself up by your own
I beLIEVE in pulling yourself up by your own
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own
I believe IN pulling yourself up by your own
I believe in PULLing yourself up by your own
I believe in pullING yourself up by your own
I believe in pulling YOURself up by your own
I believe in pulling yourSELF up by your own
I believe in pulling yourself UP by your own
I believe in pulling yourself up BY your own
I believe in pulling yourself up by YOUR own
I believe in pulling yourself up by your OWN
BOOTstraps. I believe it is possible I
bootSTRAPS. I believe it is possible I
bootstraps. I believe it is possible I
bootstraps. I believe it is possible I
bootstraps. I BElieve it is possible I
bootstraps. I beLIEVE it is possible I
bootstraps. I believe IT is possible I
bootstraps. I believe it IS possible I
bootstraps. I believe it is POSsible I
bootstraps. I believe it is posSIble I
bootstraps. I believe it is possiBLE I
bootstraps. I believe it is possible I
bootstraps. I believe it is possible I
SAW this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil.
saw THIS guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil.
saw this GUY do it once in Cirque du Soleil.
saw this guy DO it once in Cirque du Soleil.
saw this guy do IT once in Cirque du Soleil.
saw this guy do it ONCE in Cirque du Soleil.
saw this guy do it once IN Cirque du Soleil.
saw this guy do it once in CIRQUE du Soleil.
saw this guy do it once in Cirque DU Soleil.
saw this guy do it once in Cirque du SOleil.
saw this guy do it once in Cirque du SoLEIL.
saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil.
IT was magical. And though I am a committed
It WAS magical. And though I am a committed
It was MAGical. And though I am a committed
It was magIcal. And though I am a committed
It was magiCAL. And though I am a committed
It was magical. And though I am a committed
It was magical. AND though I am a committed
It was magical. And THOUGH I am a committed
It was magical. And though I am a committed
It was magical. And though I AM a committed
It was magical. And though I am A committed
It was magical. And though I am a COMmitted
It was magical. And though I am a comMITted
It was magical. And though I am a commitTED
CHRIStian, I believe that everyone has the
ChrisTIAN, I believe that everyone has the
Christian, I believe that everyone has the
Christian, I believe that everyone has the
Christian, I BElieve that everyone has the
Christian, I beLIEVE that everyone has the
Christian, I believe that everyone has the
Christian, I believe THAT everyone has the
Christian, I believe that EVeryone has the
Christian, I believe that evERYone has the
Christian, I believe that everyONE has the
Christian, I believe that everyone HAS the
Christian, I believe that everyone has THE
RIGHT to their own religion, be you Hindu,
right TO their own religion, be you Hindu,
right to THEIR own religion, be you Hindu,
right to their OWN religion, be you Hindu,
right to their own REligion, be you Hindu,
right to their own reLIgion, be you Hindu,
right to their own reliGION, be you Hindu,
right to their own religion, BE you Hindu,
right to their own religion, be YOU Hindu,
right to their own religion, be you Hindu,
right to their own religion, be you HINdu,
right to their own religion, be you HinDU,
right to their own religion, be you Hindu,
JEWish or Muslim. I believe there are
JewISH or Muslim. I believe there are
Jewish OR Muslim. I believe there are
Jewish or MUSlim. I believe there are
Jewish or MusLIM. I believe there are
Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are
Jewish or Muslim. I BElieve there are
Jewish or Muslim. I beLIEVE there are
Jewish or Muslim. I believe THERE are
Jewish or Muslim. I believe there ARE
Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are
INfinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ
inFInite paths to accepting Jesus Christ
infiNITE paths to accepting Jesus Christ
infinite PATHS to accepting Jesus Christ
infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ
infinite paths TO accepting Jesus Christ
infinite paths to ACcepting Jesus Christ
infinite paths to acCEPTing Jesus Christ
infinite paths to acceptING Jesus Christ
infinite paths to accepting JEsus Christ
infinite paths to accepting JeSUS Christ
infinite paths to accepting Jesus CHRIST
AS your personal savior.
as YOUR personal savior.
as your PERsonal savior.
as your perSONal savior.
as your personAL savior.
as your personal SAVior.
as your personal savIOR.
as your personal savior.
LAdies and gentlemen, I believe it's yogurt.
LaDIES and gentlemen, I believe it's yogurt.
Ladies AND gentlemen, I believe it's yogurt.
Ladies and GENtlemen, I believe it's yogurt.
Ladies and genTLEmen, I believe it's yogurt.
Ladies and gentleMEN, I believe it's yogurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's yogurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's yogurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I BElieve it's yogurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I beLIEVE it's yogurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe IT'S yogurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's YOgurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's yoGURT.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's yogurt.
BUT I refuse to believe it's not butter.
But I refuse to believe it's not butter.
But I REfuse to believe it's not butter.
But I reFUSE to believe it's not butter.
But I refuse TO believe it's not butter.
But I refuse to BElieve it's not butter.
But I refuse to beLIEVE it's not butter.
But I refuse to believe IT'S not butter.
But I refuse to believe it's NOT butter.
But I refuse to believe it's not BUTter.
But I refuse to believe it's not butTER.
But I refuse to believe it's not butter.
MOST of all, I believe in this president.
Most OF all, I believe in this president.
Most of ALL, I believe in this president.
Most of all, I believe in this president.
Most of all, I BElieve in this president.
Most of all, I beLIEVE in this president.
Most of all, I believe IN this president.
Most of all, I believe in THIS president.
Most of all, I believe in this PRESident.
Most of all, I believe in this presIdent.
Most of all, I believe in this presiDENT.
Most of all, I believe in this president.
NOW, I know there are some polls out there
Now, I know there are some polls out there
Now, I KNOW there are some polls out there
Now, I know THERE are some polls out there
Now, I know there ARE some polls out there
Now, I know there are SOME polls out there
Now, I know there are some POLLS out there
Now, I know there are some polls OUT there
Now, I know there are some polls out THERE
SAYing that this man has a 32% approval rating.
sayING that this man has a 32% approval rating.
saying that this man has a 32% approval rating.
saying THAT this man has a 32% approval rating.
saying that THIS man has a 32% approval rating.
saying that this MAN has a 32% approval rating.
saying that this man HAS a 32% approval rating.
saying that this man has A 32% approval rating.
saying that this man has a 32% approval rating.
saying that this man has a 32% APproval rating.
saying that this man has a 32% apPROVal rating.
saying that this man has a 32% approvAL rating.
saying that this man has a 32% approval RATing.
saying that this man has a 32% approval ratING.
saying that this man has a 32% approval rating.
BUT guys like us, we don't pay attention to
But GUYS like us, we don't pay attention to
But guys LIKE us, we don't pay attention to
But guys like US, we don't pay attention to
But guys like us, we don't pay attention to
But guys like us, WE don't pay attention to
But guys like us, we DON'T pay attention to
But guys like us, we don't PAY attention to
But guys like us, we don't pay ATtention to
But guys like us, we don't pay atTENtion to
But guys like us, we don't pay attenTION to
But guys like us, we don't pay attention TO
THE polls. We know that polls are just a
the POLLS. We know that polls are just a
the polls. We know that polls are just a
the polls. WE know that polls are just a
the polls. We KNOW that polls are just a
the polls. We know THAT polls are just a
the polls. We know that polls are just a
the polls. We know that POLLS are just a
the polls. We know that polls ARE just a
the polls. We know that polls are JUST a
the polls. We know that polls are just A
COLlection of statistics that reflect what
colLECtion of statistics that reflect what
collecTION of statistics that reflect what
collection OF statistics that reflect what
collection of STAtistics that reflect what
collection of staTIStics that reflect what
collection of statisTICS that reflect what
collection of statistics that reflect what
collection of statistics THAT reflect what
collection of statistics that REflect what
collection of statistics that reFLECT what
collection of statistics that reflect WHAT
PEOple are thinking in "reality." And
peoPLE are thinking in "reality." And
people ARE thinking in "reality." And
people are THINKing in "reality." And
people are thinkING in "reality." And
people are thinking IN "reality." And
people are thinking in "REality." And
people are thinking in "reALity." And
people are thinking in "realITY." And
people are thinking in "reality." And
people are thinking in "reality." AND
REality has a well-known liberal bias.
reALity has a well-known liberal bias.
realITY has a well-known liberal bias.
reality HAS a well-known liberal bias.
reality has A well-known liberal bias.
reality has a WELL-known liberal bias.
reality has a well-KNOWN liberal bias.
reality has a well-known LIBeral bias.
reality has a well-known libERAL bias.
reality has a well-known liberal BIAS.
reality has a well-known liberal bias.
SO, Mr. President, please, pay no attention
So, Mr. President, please, pay no attention
So, MR. President, please, pay no attention
So, Mr. PRESident, please, pay no attention
So, Mr. PresIdent, please, pay no attention
So, Mr. PresiDENT, please, pay no attention
So, Mr. President, please, pay no attention
So, Mr. President, PLEASE, pay no attention
So, Mr. President, please, PAY no attention
So, Mr. President, please, pay NO attention
So, Mr. President, please, pay no ATtention
So, Mr. President, please, pay no atTENtion
So, Mr. President, please, pay no attenTION
So, Mr. President, please, pay no attention
TO the people that say the glass is half
to THE people that say the glass is half
to the PEOple that say the glass is half
to the peoPLE that say the glass is half
to the people THAT say the glass is half
to the people that SAY the glass is half
to the people that say THE glass is half
to the people that say the GLASS is half
to the people that say the glass IS half
to the people that say the glass is HALF
FULL. 32% means the glass.. It's important
full. 32% means the glass.. It's important
full. 32% means the glass.. It's important
full. 32% MEANS the glass.. It's important
full. 32% means THE glass.. It's important
full. 32% means the GLASS.. It's important
full. 32% means the glass.. It's important
full. 32% means the glass.. IT'S important
full. 32% means the glass.. It's IMportant
full. 32% means the glass.. It's imPORtant
full. 32% means the glass.. It's imporTANT
TO set up your jokes properly, sir. Sir, pay
to SET up your jokes properly, sir. Sir, pay
to set UP your jokes properly, sir. Sir, pay
to set up YOUR jokes properly, sir. Sir, pay
to set up your JOKES properly, sir. Sir, pay
to set up your jokes PROPerly, sir. Sir, pay
to set up your jokes propERly, sir. Sir, pay
to set up your jokes properLY, sir. Sir, pay
to set up your jokes properly, SIR. Sir, pay
to set up your jokes properly, sir. Sir, pay
to set up your jokes properly, sir. SIR, pay
to set up your jokes properly, sir. Sir, PAY
NO attention to the people who say the glass
no ATtention to the people who say the glass
no atTENtion to the people who say the glass
no attenTION to the people who say the glass
no attention TO the people who say the glass
no attention to THE people who say the glass
no attention to the PEOple who say the glass
no attention to the peoPLE who say the glass
no attention to the people WHO say the glass
no attention to the people who SAY the glass
no attention to the people who say THE glass
no attention to the people who say the GLASS
IS half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3
is HALF empty, because 32% means it's 2/3
is half EMpty, because 32% means it's 2/3
is half emPTY, because 32% means it's 2/3
is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3
is half empty, BEcause 32% means it's 2/3
is half empty, beCAUSE 32% means it's 2/3
is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3
is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3
is half empty, because 32% MEANS it's 2/3
is half empty, because 32% means IT'S 2/3
is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3
is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3
EMpty. There's still some liquid in that
emPTY. There's still some liquid in that
empty. There's still some liquid in that
empty. THERE'S still some liquid in that
empty. There's STILL some liquid in that
empty. There's still SOME liquid in that
empty. There's still some LIQuid in that
empty. There's still some liqUID in that
empty. There's still some liquid IN that
empty. There's still some liquid in THAT
GLASS is my point, but I wouldn't drink it.
glass IS my point, but I wouldn't drink it.
glass is MY point, but I wouldn't drink it.
glass is my POINT, but I wouldn't drink it.
glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it.
glass is my point, BUT I wouldn't drink it.
glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it.
glass is my point, but I WOULDn't drink it.
glass is my point, but I wouldN'T drink it.
glass is my point, but I wouldn't DRINK it.
glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink IT.
glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it.
THE last third is usually backwash.
The LAST third is usually backwash.
The last THIRD is usually backwash.
The last third IS usually backwash.
The last third is USUally backwash.
The last third is usuALLY backwash.
The last third is usually BACKwash.
The last third is usually backWASH.
The last third is usually backwash.
Okay, look, folks, my point is that I don't
OKAY, look, folks, my point is that I don't
Okay, look, folks, my point is that I don't
Okay, LOOK, folks, my point is that I don't
Okay, look, FOLKS, my point is that I don't
Okay, look, folks, MY point is that I don't
Okay, look, folks, my POINT is that I don't
Okay, look, folks, my point IS that I don't
Okay, look, folks, my point is that I don't
Okay, look, folks, my point is THAT I don't
Okay, look, folks, my point is that I don't
Okay, look, folks, my point is that I DON'T
BElieve this is a low point in this
beLIEVE this is a low point in this
believe THIS is a low point in this
believe this IS a low point in this
believe this is A low point in this
believe this is a LOW point in this
believe this is a low POINT in this
believe this is a low point in this
believe this is a low point IN this
believe this is a low point in THIS
PRESidency. I believe it is just a lull
presIdency. I believe it is just a lull
presiDENCY. I believe it is just a lull
presidency. I believe it is just a lull
presidency. I BElieve it is just a lull
presidency. I beLIEVE it is just a lull
presidency. I believe IT is just a lull
presidency. I believe it IS just a lull
presidency. I believe it is JUST a lull
presidency. I believe it is just A lull
presidency. I believe it is just a LULL
presidency. I believe it is just a lull
BEfore a comeback. I mean, it's like the
beFORE a comeback. I mean, it's like the
before A comeback. I mean, it's like the
before a COMEback. I mean, it's like the
before a comeBACK. I mean, it's like the
before a comeback. I mean, it's like the
before a comeback. I mean, it's like the
before a comeback. I MEAN, it's like the
before a comeback. I mean, it's like the
before a comeback. I mean, IT'S like the
before a comeback. I mean, it's LIKE the
before a comeback. I mean, it's like THE
MOVie "Rocky.” All right? The president in
movIE "Rocky.” All right? The president in
movie "ROCKy.” All right? The president in
movie "RockY.” All right? The president in
movie "Rocky.” All right? The president in
movie "Rocky.” ALL right? The president in
movie "Rocky.” All RIGHT? The president in
movie "Rocky.” All right? The president in
movie "Rocky.” All right? THE president in
movie "Rocky.” All right? The PRESident in
movie "Rocky.” All right? The presIdent in
movie "Rocky.” All right? The presiDENT in
movie "Rocky.” All right? The president IN
THIS case is Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed
this CASE is Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed
this case IS Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed
this case is ROCKY Balboa and Apollo Creed
this case is Rocky BALboa and Apollo Creed
this case is Rocky BalBOA and Apollo Creed
this case is Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed
this case is Rocky Balboa AND Apollo Creed
this case is Rocky Balboa and APOLlo Creed
this case is Rocky Balboa and ApolLO Creed
this case is Rocky Balboa and Apollo CREED
IS everything else in the world. It's the
is everything else in the world. It's the
is EVerything else in the world. It's the
is evERYthing else in the world. It's the
is everyTHING else in the world. It's the
is everything ELSE in the world. It's the
is everything else IN the world. It's the
is everything else in THE world. It's the
is everything else in the WORLD. It's the
is everything else in the world. It's the
is everything else in the world. IT'S the
is everything else in the world. It's THE
TENTH round. He's bloodied. His corner man,
tenth ROUND. He's bloodied. His corner man,
tenth round. HE'S bloodied. His corner man,
tenth round. He's BLOODied. His corner man,
tenth round. He's bloodIED. His corner man,
tenth round. He's bloodied. His corner man,
tenth round. He's bloodied. HIS corner man,
tenth round. He's bloodied. His CORner man,
tenth round. He's bloodied. His corNER man,
tenth round. He's bloodied. His corner MAN,
tenth round. He's bloodied. His corner man,
MICK, who in this case I guess would be the
Mick, who in this case I guess would be the
Mick, WHO in this case I guess would be the
Mick, who IN this case I guess would be the
Mick, who in THIS case I guess would be the
Mick, who in this CASE I guess would be the
Mick, who in this case I guess would be the
Mick, who in this case I GUESS would be the
Mick, who in this case I guess WOULD be the
Mick, who in this case I guess would BE the
Mick, who in this case I guess would be THE
VICE president, he's yelling, "Cut me, ***,
vice PRESident, he's yelling, "Cut me, ***,
vice presIdent, he's yelling, "Cut me, ***,
vice presiDENT, he's yelling, "Cut me, ***,
vice president, he's yelling, "Cut me, ***,
vice president, HE'S yelling, "Cut me, ***,
vice president, he's YELLing, "Cut me, ***,
vice president, he's yellING, "Cut me, ***,
vice president, he's yelling, "CUT me, ***,
vice president, he's yelling, "Cut ME, ***,
vice president, he's yelling, "Cut me, ***,
CUT me!," and every time he falls everyone
cut ME!," and every time he falls everyone
cut me!," and every time he falls everyone
cut me!," AND every time he falls everyone
cut me!," and EVery time he falls everyone
cut me!," and evERY time he falls everyone
cut me!," and every TIME he falls everyone
cut me!," and every time HE falls everyone
cut me!," and every time he FALLS everyone
cut me!," and every time he falls EVeryone
cut me!," and every time he falls evERYone
cut me!," and every time he falls everyONE
SAYS, "Stay down! rock! Stay down!" Does he stay
says, "STAY down! rock! Stay down!" Does he stay
says, "Stay DOWN! rock! Stay down!" Does he stay
says, "Stay down! ROCK! Stay down!" Does he stay
says, "Stay down! rock! STAY down!" Does he stay
says, "Stay down! rock! Stay DOWN!" Does he stay
says, "Stay down! rock! Stay down!" Does he stay
says, "Stay down! rock! Stay down!" DOES he stay
says, "Stay down! rock! Stay down!" Does HE stay
says, "Stay down! rock! Stay down!" Does he STAY
DOWN? No. Like Rocky, he gets back up, and
down? NO. Like Rocky, he gets back up, and
down? No. Like Rocky, he gets back up, and
down? No. LIKE Rocky, he gets back up, and
down? No. Like ROCKY, he gets back up, and
down? No. Like Rocky, he gets back up, and
down? No. Like Rocky, HE gets back up, and
down? No. Like Rocky, he GETS back up, and
down? No. Like Rocky, he gets BACK up, and
down? No. Like Rocky, he gets back UP, and
down? No. Like Rocky, he gets back up, AND
IN the end he actually loses in the
in THE end he actually loses in the
in the END he actually loses in the
in the end HE actually loses in the
in the end he ACtually loses in the
in the end he acTUALly loses in the
in the end he actualLY loses in the
in the end he actually LOSEs in the
in the end he actually loseS in the
in the end he actually loses IN the
in the end he actually loses in THE
FIRST movie.
first MOVie.
first movIE.
first movie.
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it is the
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it is the
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it is the
OK. DOESn't matter. The point is it is the
OK. DoesN'T matter. The point is it is the
OK. Doesn't MATter. The point is it is the
OK. Doesn't matTER. The point is it is the
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it is the
OK. Doesn't matter. THE point is it is the
OK. Doesn't matter. The POINT is it is the
OK. Doesn't matter. The point IS it is the
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is IT is the
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it IS the
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it is THE
OK. Doesn't matter. The point is it is the
HEARTwarming story of a man who was
heartWARMing story of a man who was
heartwarmING story of a man who was
heartwarming STOry of a man who was
heartwarming stoRY of a man who was
heartwarming story of a man who was
heartwarming story OF a man who was
heartwarming story of A man who was
heartwarming story of a MAN who was
heartwarming story of a man WHO was
heartwarming story of a man who WAS
REpeatedly punched in the face. So don't pay
rePEATedly punched in the face. So don't pay
repeatEDly punched in the face. So don't pay
repeatedLY punched in the face. So don't pay
repeatedly PUNCHED in the face. So don't pay
repeatedly punched IN the face. So don't pay
repeatedly punched in THE face. So don't pay
repeatedly punched in the FACE. So don't pay
repeatedly punched in the face. So don't pay
repeatedly punched in the face. SO don't pay
repeatedly punched in the face. So DON'T pay
repeatedly punched in the face. So don't PAY
ATtention to the approval ratings that say that
atTENtion to the approval ratings that say that
attenTION to the approval ratings that say that
attention TO the approval ratings that say that
attention to THE approval ratings that say that
attention to the approval ratings that say that
attention to the APproval ratings that say that
attention to the apPROVAL ratings that say that
attention to the approval RATings that say that
attention to the approval ratINGS that say that
attention to the approval ratings THAT say that
attention to the approval ratings that SAY that
attention to the approval ratings that say THAT
68% of Americans disapprove of
68% OF Americans disapprove of
68% of AMERicans disapprove of
68% of AmerICANS disapprove of
68% of Americans DISapprove of
68% of Americans disAPprove of
68% of Americans disapPROVE of
68% of Americans disapprove OF
THE job this man is doing. I ask you this,
the job this man is doing. I ask you this,
the JOB this man is doing. I ask you this,
the job THIS man is doing. I ask you this,
the job this MAN is doing. I ask you this,
the job this man IS doing. I ask you this,
the job this man is DOing. I ask you this,
the job this man is doING. I ask you this,
the job this man is doing. I ask you this,
the job this man is doing. I ask you this,
the job this man is doing. I ASK you this,
the job this man is doing. I ask YOU this,
the job this man is doing. I ask you THIS,
the job this man is doing. I ask you this,
DOES that not also logically mean that 68%
does THAT not also logically mean that 68%
does that NOT also logically mean that 68%
does that not ALso logically mean that 68%
does that not alSO logically mean that 68%
does that not also LOGically mean that 68%
does that not also logIcally mean that 68%
does that not also logiCALly mean that 68%
does that not also logicalLY mean that 68%
does that not also logicallyMEAN that 68%
does that not also logicallymean THAT 68%
does that not also logicallymean that 68%
APprove of the job he's not doing?
apPROVE of the job he's not doing?
approve of the job he's not doing?
approve OF the job he's not doing?
approve of THE job he's not doing?
approve of the JOB he's not doing?
approve of the job HE'S not doing?
approve of the job he's NOT doing?
approve of the job he's not DOing?
approve of the job he's not doING?
approve of the job he's not doing?
THINK about it. I haven't.
Think About it. I haven't.
Think aBOUT it. I haven't.
Think about IT. I haven't.
Think about it. I haven't.
Think about it. I haven't.
Think about it. I HAVen't.
Think about it. I havEN'T.
Think about it. I haven't.
I stand by this man. I stand by this man
I STAND by this man. I stand by this man
I stand BY this man. I stand by this man
I stand by THIS man. I stand by this man
I stand by this MAN. I stand by this man
I stand by this man. I stand by this man
I stand by this man. I stand by this man
I stand by this man. I STAND by this man
I stand by this man. I stand BY this man
I stand by this man. I stand by THIS man
I stand by this man. I stand by this MAN
BEcause he stands for things. Not only for
beCAUSE he stands for things. Not only for
because HE stands for things. Not only for
because he STANDS for things. Not only for
because he stands FOR things. Not only for
because he stands for THINGS. Not only for
because he stands for things. Not only for
because he stands for things. NOT only for
because he stands for things. Not ONly for
because he stands for things. Not onLY for
because he stands for things. Not only FOR
THINGS, he stands on things. Things like
things, HE stands on things. Things like
things, he STANDS on things. Things like
things, he stands ON things. Things like
things, he stands on THINGS. Things like
things, he stands on things. Things like
things, he stands on things. THINGS like
things, he stands on things. Things LIKE
AIRcraft carriers and rubble and recently
airCRAFT carriers and rubble and recently
aircraft CARriers and rubble and recently
aircraft carRIers and rubble and recently
aircraft carriERS and rubble and recently
aircraft carriers AND rubble and recently
aircraft carriers and RUBble and recently
aircraft carriers and rubBLE and recently
aircraft carriers and rubble and recently
aircraft carriers and rubble AND recently
aircraft carriers and rubble and REcently
aircraft carriers and rubble and reCENTly
aircraft carriers and rubble and recentLY
FLOODED city squares. And that sends a
flooded CIty squares. And that sends a
flooded ciTY squares. And that sends a
flooded city SQUARES. And that sends a
flooded city squares. And that sends a
flooded city squares. AND that sends a
flooded city squares. And THAT sends a
flooded city squares. And that SENDS a
flooded city squares. And that sends A
STRONG message: that no matter what happens
strong MESsage: that no matter what happens
strong mesSAGE: that no matter what happens
strong message: that no matter what happens
strong message: THAT no matter what happens
strong message: that no matter what happens
strong message: that NO matter what happens
strong message: that no MATter what happens
strong message: that no matTER what happens
strong message: that no matter WHAT happens
strong message: that no matter what HAPpens
strong message: that no matter what hapPENS
TO America, she will always rebound with
to America, she will always rebound with
to AMERica, she will always rebound with
to AmerICA, she will always rebound with
to America, SHE will always rebound with
to America, she WILL always rebound with
to America, she will ALways rebound with
to America, she will alWAYS rebound with
to America, she will always REbound with
to America, she will always reBOUND with
to America, she will always rebound with
to America, she will always rebound WITH
THE most powerfully staged photo ops in the
the MOST powerfully staged photo ops in the
the most POWerfully staged photo ops in the
the most powERfully staged photo ops in the
the most powerFULLY staged photo ops in the
the most powerfully STAGED photo ops in the
the most powerfully staged PHOto ops in the
the most powerfully staged phoTO ops in the
the most powerfully staged photo OPS in the
the most powerfully staged photo ops IN the
the most powerfully staged photo ops in THE
WORLD.
world.
NOW, there may be an energy crisis. This
Now, THERE may be an energy crisis. This
Now, there MAY be an energy crisis. This
Now, there may BE an energy crisis. This
Now, there may be AN energy crisis. This
Now, there may be an ENergy crisis. This
Now, there may be an enERgy crisis. This
Now, there may be an enerGY crisis. This
Now, there may be an energy CRIsis. This
Now, there may be an energy criSIS. This
Now, there may be an energy crisis. This
Now, there may be an energy crisis. THIS
PRESident has a very forward-thinking energy
presIdent has a very forward-thinking energy
presiDENT has a very forward-thinking energy
president HAS a very forward-thinking energy
president has A very forward-thinking energy
president has a VERy forward-thinking energy
president has a verY forward-thinking energy
president has a very FORward-thinking energy
president has a very forWARD-thinking energy
president has a very forward-THINKing energy
president has a very forward-thinkING energy
president has a very forward-thinking ENergy
president has a very forward-thinking enERgy
president has a very forward-thinking enerGY
POLicy. Why do you think he's down on the
polICY. Why do you think he's down on the
policy. Why do you think he's down on the
policy. WHY do you think he's down on the
policy. Why DO you think he's down on the
policy. Why do YOU think he's down on the
policy. Why do you THINK he's down on the
policy. Why do you think he's down on the
policy. Why do you think HE'S down on the
policy. Why do you think he's DOWN on the
policy. Why do you think he's down ON the
policy. Why do you think he's down on THE
RANCH cutting that brush all the time? He's
ranch cutting that brush all the time? He's
ranch CUTting that brush all the time? He's
ranch cutTING that brush all the time? He's
ranch cutting THAT brush all the time? He's
ranch cutting that BRUSH all the time? He's
ranch cutting that brush ALL the time? He's
ranch cutting that brush all THE time? He's
ranch cutting that brush all the TIME? He's
ranch cutting that brush all the time? He's
ranch cutting that brush all the time? HE'S
TRYing to create an alternative energy
tryING to create an alternative energy
trying TO create an alternative energy
trying to CREate an alternative energy
trying to creATE an alternative energy
trying to create AN alternative energy
trying to create an ALternative energy
trying to create an alTERnative energy
trying to create an alterNAtive energy
trying to create an alternaTIVE energy
trying to create an alternative ENergy
trying to create an alternative enERgy
trying to create an alternative enerGY
SOURCE. By 2008 we will have a
source. By 2008 we will have a
source. BY 2008 we will have a
source. By 2008 we will have a
source. By 2008 we will have a
source. By 2008 WE will have a
source. By 2008 we WILL have a
source. By 2008 we will HAVE a
source. By 2008 we will have A
MESquite-powered car!
mesQUITE-powered car!
mesquite-POWered car!
mesquite-powERED car!
mesquite-powered CAR!
mesquite-powered car!
AND I just like the guy. He's a good Joe.
And I just like the guy. He's a good Joe.
And I JUST like the guy. He's a good Joe.
And I just LIKE the guy. He's a good Joe.
And I just like THE guy. He's a good Joe.
And I just like the GUY. He's a good Joe.
And I just like the guy. He's a good Joe.
And I just like the guy. HE'S a good Joe.
And I just like the guy. He's A good Joe.
And I just like the guy. He's a GOOD Joe.
And I just like the guy. He's a good JOE.
And I just like the guy. He's a good Joe.
OBviously loves his wife, calls her his
ObVIOUSly loves his wife, calls her his
ObviousLY loves his wife, calls her his
Obviously LOVES his wife, calls her his
Obviously loves HIS wife, calls her his
Obviously loves his WIFE, calls her his
Obviously loves his wife, calls her his
Obviously loves his wife, CALLS her his
Obviously loves his wife, calls HER his
Obviously loves his wife, calls her HIS
BETter half. And polls show America agrees.
betTER half. And polls show America agrees.
better HALF. And polls show America agrees.
better half. And polls show America agrees.
better half. AND polls show America agrees.
better half. And POLLS show America agrees.
better half. And polls SHOW America agrees.
better half. And polls show America agrees.
better half. And polls show AMERica agrees.
better half. And polls show AmerICA agrees.
better half. And polls show America Agrees.
better half. And polls show America aGREES.
better half. And polls show America agrees.
SHE'S a true lady and a wonderful woman.
She's A true lady and a wonderful woman.
She's a TRUE lady and a wonderful woman.
She's a true LAdy and a wonderful woman.
She's a true laDY and a wonderful woman.
She's a true lady AND a wonderful woman.
She's a true lady and A wonderful woman.
She's a true lady and a WONderful woman.
She's a true lady and a wonDERful woman.
She's a true lady and a wonderFUL woman.
She's a true lady and a wonderful WOman.
She's a true lady and a wonderful woMAN.
She's a true lady and a wonderful woman.
BUT I just have one beef, ma'am.
But I just have one beef, ma'am.
But I just have one beef, ma'am.
But I JUST have one beef, ma'am.
But I just HAVE one beef, ma'am.
But I just have ONE beef, ma'am.
But I just have one BEEF, ma'am.
But I just have one beef, MA'AM.
I'M sorry, but this reading initiative.
I'm SORRY, but this reading initiative.
I'm sorry, BUT this reading initiative.
I'm sorry, but this reading initiative.
I'm sorry, but THIS reading initiative.
I'm sorry, but this READing initiative.
I'm sorry, but this readING initiative.
I'm sorry, but this reading INItiative.
I'm sorry, but this reading iniTIAtive.
I'm sorry, but this reading initiaTIVE.
I'm sorry, but this reading initiative.
I'M sorry, I've never been a fan of books.
I'm SORry, I've never been a fan of books.
I'm sorRY, I've never been a fan of books.
I'm sorry, I'VE never been a fan of books.
I'm sorry, I've NEver been a fan of books.
I'm sorry, I've neVER been a fan of books.
I'm sorry, I've never BEEN a fan of books.
I'm sorry, I've never been A fan of books.
I'm sorry, I've never been a FAN of books.
I'm sorry, I've never been a fan OF books.
I'm sorry, I've never been a fan of BOOKS.
I'm sorry, I've never been a fan of books.
I don't trust them. They're all fact, no
I DON'T trust them. They're all fact, no
I don't TRUST them. They're all fact, no
I don't trust THEM. They're all fact, no
I don't trust them. They're all fact, no
I don't trust them. THEY'RE all fact, no
I don't trust them. They're ALL fact, no
I don't trust them. They're all FACT, no
I don't trust them. They're all fact, NO
HEART. I mean, they're elitist, telling us
heart. I mean, they're elitist, telling us
heart. I mean, they're elitist, telling us
heart. I MEAN, they're elitist, telling us
heart. I mean, they're elitist, telling us
heart. I mean, THEY'RE elitist, telling us
heart. I mean, they're ELITist, telling us
heart. I mean, they're elitIST, telling us
heart. I mean, they're elitist, telling us
heart. I mean, they're elitist, TELLing us
heart. I mean, they're elitist, tellING us
heart. I mean, they're elitist, telling US
WHAT is or isn't true, or what did or didn't
what IS or isn't true, or what did or didn't
what is OR isn't true, or what did or didn't
what is or ISn't true, or what did or didn't
what is or isN'T true, or what did or didn't
what is or isn't TRUE, or what did or didn't
what is or isn't true, or what did or didn't
what is or isn't true, OR what did or didn't
what is or isn't true, or WHAT did or didn't
what is or isn't true, or what DID or didn't
what is or isn't true, or what did OR didn't
what is or isn't true, or what did or DIDn't
what is or isn't true, or what did or didN'T
HAPpen. Who's Britannica to tell me the
hapPEN. Who's Britannica to tell me the
happen. WHO'S Britannica to tell me the
happen. Who's BRItannica to tell me the
happen. Who's BriTANnica to tell me the
happen. Who's BritanNICA to tell me the
happen. Who's Britannica to tell me the
happen. Who's Britannica TO tell me the
happen. Who's Britannica to TELL me the
happen. Who's Britannica to tell ME the
happen. Who's Britannica to tell me the
happen. Who's Britannica to tell me THE
PANama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to
PanAMA Canal was built in 1914? If I want to
Panama CAnal was built in 1914? If I want to
Panama CaNAL was built in 1914? If I want to
Panama Canal WAS built in 1914? If I want to
Panama Canal was BUILT in 1914? If I want to
Panama Canal was built IN 1914? If I want to
Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to
Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to
Panama Canal was built in 1914? IF I want to
Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to
Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I WANT to
Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want TO
SAY it was built in 1941, that's my right as
say IT was built in 1941, that's my right as
say it WAS built in 1941, that's my right as
say it was BUILT in 1941, that's my right as
say it was built IN 1941, that's my right as
say it was built in 1941, that's my right as
say it was built in 1941, THAT'S my right as
say it was built in 1941, that's MY right as
say it was built in 1941, that's my RIGHT as
say it was built in 1941, that's my right AS
AN American!
an AMErican!
an AmeRIcan!
an AmeriCAN!
an American!
I'M with the president, let history
I'm WITH the president, let history
I'm with THE president, let history
I'm with the PRESident, let history
I'm with the presIdent, let history
I'm with the presiDENT, let history
I'm with the president, LET history
I'm with the president, let HIStory
I'm with the president, let hisTOry
I'm with the president, let histoRY
DEcide what did or did not happen.
deCIDE what did or did not happen.
decide WHAT did or did not happen.
decide what DID or did not happen.
decide what did OR did not happen.
decide what did or DID not happen.
decide what did or did NOT happen.
decide what did or did not HAPpen.
decide what did or did not hapPEN.
decide what did or did not happen.
THE greatest thing about this man is he's
The GREATest thing about this man is he's
The greatEST thing about this man is he's
The greatest THING about this man is he's
The greatest thing About this man is he's
The greatest thing aBOUT this man is he's
The greatest thing about THIS man is he's
The greatest thing about this MAN is he's
The greatest thing about this man is he's
The greatest thing about this man IS he's
The greatest thing about this man is HE'S
STEAdy. You know where he stands. He
steaDY. You know where he stands. He
steady. YOU know where he stands. He
steady. You KNOW where he stands. He
steady. You know WHERE he stands. He
steady. You know where HE stands. He
steady. You know where he STANDS. He
steady. You know where he stands. He
steady. You know where he stands. HE
BElieves the same thing Wednesday that he
beLIEVES the same thing Wednesday that he
believes THE same thing Wednesday that he
believes the SAME thing Wednesday that he
believes the same THING Wednesday that he
believes the same thing WEDNESday that he
believes the same thing WednesDAY that he
believes the same thing Wednesday that he
believes the same thing Wednesday THAT he
believes the same thing Wednesday that HE
BElieved on Monday, no matter what happened
beLIEVED on Monday, no matter what happened
believed ON Monday, no matter what happened
believed on MONday, no matter what happened
believed on MonDAY, no matter what happened
believed on Monday, no matter what happened
believed on Monday, NO matter what happened
believed on Monday, no MATter what happened
believed on Monday, no matTER what happened
believed on Monday, no matter WHAT happened
believed on Monday, no matter what HAPpened
believed on Monday, no matter what hapPENED
TUESday. Events can change; this man's
TuesDAY. Events can change; this man's
Tuesday. Events can change; this man's
Tuesday. Events can change; this man's
Tuesday. EVENTS can change; this man's
Tuesday. Events CAN change; this man's
Tuesday. Events can CHANGE; this man's
Tuesday. Events can change; this man's
Tuesday. Events can change; THIS man's
Tuesday. Events can change; this MAN'S
BEliefs never will.
beLIEFS never will.
beliefs NEver will.
beliefs neVER will.
beliefs never WILL.
beliefs never will.
AS excited as I am to be here with the
As excited as I am to be here with the
As EXcited as I am to be here with the
As exCITed as I am to be here with the
As excitED as I am to be here with the
As excited AS I am to be here with the
As excited as I am to be here with the
As excited as I AM to be here with the
As excited as I am TO be here with the
As excited as I am to BE here with the
As excited as I am to be HERE with the
As excited as I am to be here with the
As excited as I am to be here WITH the
As excited as I am to be here with THE
PRESident, I am appalled to be surrounded by
presIdent, I am appalled to be surrounded by
presiDENT, I am appalled to be surrounded by
president, I am appalled to be surrounded by
president, I AM appalled to be surrounded by
president, I am APpalled to be surrounded by
president, I am apPALLED to be surrounded by
president, I am appalled to be surrounded by
president, I am appalled TO be surrounded by
president, I am appalled to BE surrounded by
president, I am appalled to be SURrounded by
president, I am appalled to be surROUNDed by
president, I am appalled to be surroundED by
president, I am appalled to be surrounded BY
THE liberal media that is destroying
the LIBeral media that is destroying
the libERAL media that is destroying
the liberal MEdia that is destroying
the liberal meDIA that is destroying
the liberal media THAT is destroying
the liberal media that IS destroying
the liberal media that is DEstroying
the liberal media that is deSTROYing
the liberal media that is destroyING
the liberal media that is destroying
America, with the exception of Fox News.
AMERica, with the exception of Fox News.
AmerICA, with the exception of Fox News.
America, with the exception of Fox News.
America, WITH the exception of Fox News.
America, with THE exception of Fox News.
America, with the EXception of Fox News.
America, with the exCEPtion of Fox News.
America, with the excepTION of Fox News.
America, with the exception OF Fox News.
America, with the exception of FOX News.
America, with the exception of Fox NEWS.
America, with the exception of Fox News.
FOX News gives you both sides
Fox NEWS gives you both sides
Fox News GIVES you both sides
Fox News gives YOU both sides
Fox News gives you BOTH sides
Fox News gives you both SIDES
OF every story: the president's side,
of EVery story: the president's side,
of evERY story: the president's side,
of every STOry: the president's side,
of every stoRY: the president's side,
of every story: the president's side,
of every story: THE president's side,
of every story: the PRESident's side,
of every story: the presIdent's side,
of every story: the presiDENT'S side,
of every story: the president's SIDE,
of every story: the president's side,
AND the vice president's side.
and THE vice president's side.
and the VICE president's side.
and the vice PRESident's side.
and the vice presIdent's side.
and the vice presiDENT'S side.
and the vice president's SIDE.
and the vice president's side.
BUT the rest of you, what are you thinking,
But THE rest of you, what are you thinking,
But the REST of you, what are you thinking,
But the rest OF you, what are you thinking,
But the rest of YOU, what are you thinking,
But the rest of you, WHAT are you thinking,
But the rest of you, what ARE you thinking,
But the rest of you, what are YOU thinking,
But the rest of you, what are you THINKing,
But the rest of you, what are you thinkING,
But the rest of you, what are you thinking,
REporting on NSA wiretapping or secret
rePORTing on NSA wiretapping or secret
reportING on NSA wiretapping or secret
reporting ON NSA wiretapping or secret
reporting on nSA wiretapping or secret
reporting on NsA wiretapping or secret
reporting on NSa wiretapping or secret
reporting on NSA WIREtapping or secret
reporting on NSA wireTAPping or secret
reporting on NSA wiretapPING or secret
reporting on NSA wiretapping OR secret
reporting on NSA wiretapping or secret
reporting on NSA wiretapping or SEcret
reporting on NSA wiretapping or seCRET
PRISons in eastern Europe? Those things are
prisONS in eastern Europe? Those things are
prisons IN eastern Europe? Those things are
prisons in EASTern Europe? Those things are
prisons in eastERN Europe? Those things are
prisons in eastern EUrope? Those things are
prisons in eastern EuROPE? Those things are
prisons in eastern Europe? Those things are
prisons in eastern Europe? THOSE things are
prisons in eastern Europe? Those THINGS are
prisons in eastern Europe? Those things ARE
SEcret for a very important reason: they're
seCRET for a very important reason: they're
secret FOR a very important reason: they're
secret for A very important reason: they're
secret for a VERy important reason: they're
secret for a verY important reason: they're
secret for a very IMportant reason: they're
secret for a very imPORtant reason: they're
secret for a very imporTANT reason: they're
secret for a very important REAson: they're
secret for a very important reaSON: they're
secret for a very important reason: they're
secret for a very important reason: THEY'RE
SUper-depressing. And if that's your goal,
suPER-depressing. And if that's your goal,
super-DEpressing. And if that's your goal,
super-dePRESSing. And if that's your goal,
super-depressING. And if that's your goal,
super-depressing. And if that's your goal,
super-depressing. AND if that's your goal,
super-depressing. And IF that's your goal,
super-depressing. And if THAT'S your goal,
super-depressing. And if that's YOUR goal,
super-depressing. And if that's your GOAL,
WELL, misery accomplished.
well, MISery accomplished.
well, misEry accomplished.
well, miseRY accomplished.
well, misery ACcomplished.
well, misery acCOMplished.
well, misery accomPLISHED.
well, misery accomplished.
Over the last five years you people were so
OVER the last five years you people were so
Over THE last five years you people were so
Over the LAST five years you people were so
Over the last FIVE years you people were so
Over the last five YEARS you people were so
Over the last five years YOU people were so
Over the last five years you PEOple were so
Over the last five years you peoPLE were so
Over the last five years you people WERE so
Over the last five years you people were SO
GOOD over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good Over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good oVER tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good over TAX cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good over tax CUTS, WMD intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, wMD intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WmD intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMd intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD INtelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD inTELligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD intelLIgence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD intelliGENCE, the
good over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the
good over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, THE
EFfect of global warming. We Americans
efFECT of global warming. We Americans
effect OF global warming. We Americans
effect of GLOBal warming. We Americans
effect of globAL warming. We Americans
effect of global WARMing. We Americans
effect of global warmING. We Americans
effect of global warming. We Americans
effect of global warming. WE Americans
effect of global warming. We AMERicans
effect of global warming. We AmerICANS
DIDn't want to know, and you had the
didN'T want to know, and you had the
didn't WANT to know, and you had the
didn't want TO know, and you had the
didn't want to KNOW, and you had the
didn't want to know, AND you had the
didn't want to know, and YOU had the
didn't want to know, and you HAD the
didn't want to know, and you had THE
COURtesy not to try to find out.
courTESY not to try to find out.
courtesy NOT to try to find out.
courtesy not TO try to find out.
courtesy not to TRY to find out.
courtesy not to try TO find out.
courtesy not to try to FIND out.
courtesy not to try to find OUT.
courtesy not to try to find out.
THOSE were good times, as far as we knew.
Those WERE good times, as far as we knew.
Those were GOOD times, as far as we knew.
Those were good TIMES, as far as we knew.
Those were good times, as far as we knew.
Those were good times, AS far as we knew.
Those were good times, as FAR as we knew.
Those were good times, as far AS we knew.
Those were good times, as far as WE knew.
Those were good times, as far as we KNEW.
Those were good times, as far as we knew.
BUT, listen, let's review the rules.
But, listen, let's review the rules.
But, LISten, let's review the rules.
But, lisTEN, let's review the rules.
But, listen, let's review the rules.
But, listen, LET'S review the rules.
But, listen, let's REview the rules.
But, listen, let's reVIEW the rules.
But, listen, let's review THE rules.
But, listen, let's review the RULES.
But, listen, let's review the rules.
Here's HOW it works:
Here's how IT works:
Here's how it WORKS:
Here's how it works:
THE president makes decisions.
the PRESident makes decisions.
the presIdent makes decisions.
the presiDENT makes decisions.
the president makes decisions.
the president MAKES decisions.
the president makes DEcisions.
the president makes deCIsions.
the president makes deciSIONS.
the president makes decisions.
HE'S the Decider.
He's THE Decider.
He's the DEcider.
He's the DeCIDer.
He's the DecidER.
He's the Decider.
THE press secretary announces those decisions,
The PRESS secretary announces those decisions,
The press SECretary announces those decisions,
The press secREtary announces those decisions,
The press secreTARY announces those decisions,
The press secretary announces those decisions,
The press secretary ANnounces those decisions,
The press secretary anNOUNCES those decisions,
The press secretary announces THOSE decisions,
The press secretary announces those DEcisions,
The press secretary announces those deCIsions,
The press secretary announces those deciSIONS,
AND you people of the press
and YOU people of the press
and you PEOple of the press
and you peoPLE of the press
and you people OF the press
and you people of THE press
and you people of the PRESS
and you people of the press
TYPE those decisions down.
type THOSE decisions down.
type those DEcisions down.
type those deCIsions down.
type those deciSIONS down.
type those decisions DOWN.
type those decisions down.
MAKE, announce, type.
Make, announce, type.
Make, ANnounce, type.
Make, anNOUNCE, type.
Make, announce, type.
Make, announce, TYPE.
Make, announce, type.
JUST put 'em through a spell check and go home.
Just PUT 'em through a spell check and go home.
Just put 'EM through a spell check and go home.
Just put 'em THROUGH a spell check and go home.
Just put 'em through A spell check and go home.
Just put 'em through a SPELL check and go home.
Just put 'em through a spell CHECK and go home.
Just put 'em through a spell check AND go home.
Just put 'em through a spell check and GO home.
Just put 'em through a spell check and go HOME.
Just put 'em through a spell check and go home.
GET to know your family again.
Get TO know your family again.
Get to KNOW your family again.
Get to know YOUR family again.
Get to know your FAMily again.
Get to know your famILY again.
Get to know your family Again.
Get to know your family aGAIN.
Get to know your family again.
MAKE love to your wife.
Make LOVE to your wife.
Make love TO your wife.
Make love to YOUR wife.
Make love to your WIFE.
Make love to your wife.
WRITE that novel you got
Write THAT novel you got
Write that NOvel you got
Write that noVEL you got
Write that novel YOU got
Write that novel you GOT
KICKing around in your head.
kickING around in your head.
kicking Around in your head.
kicking aROUND in your head.
kicking around IN your head.
kicking around in YOUR head.
kicking around in your HEAD.
kicking around in your head.
YOU know, the one about the intrepid
You KNOW, the one about the intrepid
You know, the one about the intrepid
You know, THE one about the intrepid
You know, the ONE about the intrepid
You know, the one About the intrepid
You know, the one aBOUT the intrepid
You know, the one about THE intrepid
You know, the one about the INtrepid
You know, the one about the inTREpid
You know, the one about the intrePID
You know, the one about the intrepid
WASHington reporter with the courage to
WashINGton reporter with the courage to
WashingTON reporter with the courage to
Washington REporter with the courage to
Washington rePORTER with the courage to
Washington reporter WITH the courage to
Washington reporter with THE courage to
Washington reporter with the COUrage to
Washington reporter with the couRAGE to
Washington reporter with the courage TO
STAND up to the administration.
stand UP to the administration.
stand up TO the administration.
stand up to THE administration.
stand up to the ADministration.
stand up to the adMINistration.
stand up to the adminIStration.
stand up to the adminisTRAtion.
stand up to the administraTION.
stand up to the administration.
YOU know, fiction!
You KNOW, fiction!
You know, FICtion!
You know, ficTION!
You know, fiction!
BECAUSE really, what incentive do these
Because REALly, what incentive do these
Because realLY, what incentive do these
Because really, what incentive do these
Because really, WHAT incentive do these
Because really, what incentive do these
Because really, what INcentive do these
Because really, what inCENtive do these
Because really, what incenTIVE do these
Because really, what incentive DO these
Because really, what incentive do THESE
PEOple have to answer your questions,
peoPLE have to answer your questions,
people HAVE to answer your questions,
people have TO answer your questions,
people have to ANswer your questions,
people have to anSWER your questions,
people have to answer YOUR questions,
people have to answer your QUEStions,
people have to answer your quesTIONS,
AFter all? I mean, nothing satisfies you.
afTER all? I mean, nothing satisfies you.
after ALL? I mean, nothing satisfies you.
after all? I mean, nothing satisfies you.
after all? I mean, nothing satisfies you.
after all? I MEAN, nothing satisfies you.
after all? I mean, nothing satisfies you.
after all? I mean, NOthing satisfies you.
after all? I mean, noTHING satisfies you.
after all? I mean, nothing SATisfies you.
after all? I mean, nothing satISfies you.
after all? I mean, nothing satisFIES you.
after all? I mean, nothing satisfies YOU.
after all? I mean, nothing satisfies you.
EVerybody asks for personnel changes.
EvERYbody asks for personnel changes.
EveryBOdy asks for personnel changes.
EveryboDY asks for personnel changes.
Everybody ASKS for personnel changes.
Everybody asks FOR personnel changes.
Everybody asks for PERsonnel changes.
Everybody asks for perSONnel changes.
Everybody asks for personNEL changes.
Everybody asks for personnel CHANGes.
Everybody asks for personnel changES.
Everybody asks for personnel changes.
SO the White House has personnel changes.
So the White House has personnel changes.
So THE White House has personnel changes.
So the WHITE House has personnel changes.
So the White HOUSE has personnel changes.
So the White House HAS personnel changes.
So the White House has PERsonnel changes.
So the White House has perSONnel changes.
So the White House has personNEL changes.
So the White House has personnel CHANGes.
So the White House has personnel changES.
So the White House has personnel changes.
THEN you write, "Oh, they're just
Then YOU write, "Oh, they're just
Then you WRITE, "Oh, they're just
Then you write, "Oh, they're just
Then you write, "OH, they're just
Then you write, "Oh, they're just
Then you write, "Oh, THEY'RE just
Then you write, "Oh, they're JUST
REarranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
reARranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
rearRANGing the deck chairs on the Titanic."
rearrangING the deck chairs on the Titanic."
rearranging THE deck chairs on the Titanic."
rearranging the DECK chairs on the Titanic."
rearranging the deck CHAIRS on the Titanic."
rearranging the deck chairs ON the Titanic."
rearranging the deck chairs on THE Titanic."
rearranging the deck chairs on the TItanic."
rearranging the deck chairs on the TiTANic."
rearranging the deck chairs on the TitanIC."
rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
FIRST of all, that is a terrible metaphor.
First OF all, that is a terrible metaphor.
First of ALL, that is a terrible metaphor.
First of all, THAT is a terrible metaphor.
First of all, that IS a terrible metaphor.
First of all, that is A terrible metaphor.
First of all, that is a terrible metaphor.
First of all, that is a TERrible metaphor.
First of all, that is a terRIble metaphor.
First of all, that is a terriBLE metaphor.
First of all, that is a terrible MEtaphor.
First of all, that is a terrible meTAphor.
First of all, that is a terrible metaPHOR.
First of all, that is a terrible metaphor.
THIS administration is not sinking.
This ADministration is not sinking.
This adMINistration is not sinking.
This adminIStration is not sinking.
This adminisTRAtion is not sinking.
This administraTION is not sinking.
This administration IS not sinking.
This administration is NOT sinking.
This administration is not SINKing.
This administration is not sinkING.
This administration is not sinking.
THIS administration is soaring.
This ADministration is soaring.
This adMINistration is soaring.
This adminIStration is soaring.
This adminisTRAtion is soaring.
This administraTION is soaring.
This administration is soaring.
This administration IS soaring.
This administration is SOARing.
This administration is soarING.
This administration is soaring.
IF anything, they are rearranging the
If ANYthing, they are rearranging the
If anyTHING, they are rearranging the
If anything, they are rearranging the
If anything, THEY are rearranging the
If anything, they ARE rearranging the
If anything, they are REarranging the
If anything, they are reARranging the
If anything, they are rearRANGing the
If anything, they are rearrangING the
If anything, they are rearranging THE
DECK chairs on the Hindenburg!
deck CHAIRS on the Hindenburg!
deck chairs ON the Hindenburg!
deck chairs on THE Hindenburg!
deck chairs on the HINdenburg!
deck chairs on the HinDENburg!
deck chairs on the HindenBURG!
deck chairs on the Hindenburg!
NOW, it's not all bad guys out there.
Now, IT'S not all bad guys out there.
Now, it's NOT all bad guys out there.
Now, it's not ALL bad guys out there.
Now, it's not all BAD guys out there.
Now, it's not all bad GUYS out there.
Now, it's not all bad guys OUT there.
Now, it's not all bad guys out THERE.
THERE are some of the heroes out there tonight
There ARE some of the heroes out there tonight
There are SOME of the heroes out there tonight
There are some OF the heroes out there tonight
There are some of THE heroes out there tonight
There are some of the HEroes out there tonight
There are some of the heROES out there tonight
There are some of the heroes OUT there tonight
There are some of the heroes out THERE tonight
There are some of the heroes out there TOnight
There are some of the heroes out there toNIGHT
CHRIStopher Buckley, Jeff Sacks,
ChrisTOpher Buckley, Jeff Sacks,
ChristoPHER Buckley, Jeff Sacks,
Christopher BUCKley, Jeff Sacks,
Christopher BuckLEY, Jeff Sacks,
Christopher Buckley, Jeff Sacks,
Christopher Buckley, JEFF Sacks,
Christopher Buckley, Jeff SACKS,
Christopher Buckley, Jeff Sacks,
KEN Burns, Bob Schieffer. I've interviewed
Ken BURNS, Bob Schieffer. I've interviewed
Ken Burns, Bob Schieffer. I've interviewed
Ken Burns, BOB Schieffer. I've interviewed
Ken Burns, Bob SCHIEFfer. I've interviewed
Ken Burns, Bob SchiefFER. I've interviewed
Ken Burns, Bob Schieffer. I've interviewed
Ken Burns, Bob Schieffer. I'VE interviewed
Ken Burns, Bob Schieffer. I've INterviewed
Ken Burns, Bob Schieffer. I've inTERviewed
Ken Burns, Bob Schieffer. I've interVIEWED
ALL of them. By the way, Mr. President, thank
all OF them. By the way, Mr. President, thank
all of THEM. By the way, Mr. President, thank
all of them. By the way, Mr. President, thank
all of them. BY the way, Mr. President, thank
all of them. By THE way, Mr. President, thank
all of them. By the WAY, Mr. President, thank
all of them. By the way, MR. President, thank
all of them. By the way, Mr. PRESident, thank
all of them. By the way, Mr. PresIdent, thank
all of them. By the way, Mr. PresiDENT, thank
all of them. By the way, Mr. President, THANK
YOU for agreeing to be on my show.
you FOR agreeing to be on my show.
you for AGREEing to be on my show.
you for agreeING to be on my show.
you for agreeing TO be on my show.
you for agreeing to BE on my show.
you for agreeing to be ON my show.
you for agreeing to be on MY show.
you for agreeing to be on my SHOW.
you for agreeing to be on my show.
I appreciate it. I was
I APpreciate it. I was
I apPRECiate it. I was
I apprecIATE it. I was
I appreciate IT. I was
I appreciate it. I was
I appreciate it. I was
I appreciate it. I WAS
JUST as shocked as everyone here is,
just AS shocked as everyone here is,
just as SHOCKED as everyone here is,
just as shocked AS everyone here is,
just as shocked as EVeryone here is,
just as shocked as evERYone here is,
just as shocked as everyONE here is,
just as shocked as everyone HERE is,
just as shocked as everyone here IS,
just as shocked as everyone here is,
I promise you. How's Tuesday for you?
I PROmise you. How's Tuesday for you?
I proMISE you. How's Tuesday for you?
I promise YOU. How's Tuesday for you?
I promise you. How's Tuesday for you?
I promise you. HOW'S Tuesday for you?
I promise you. How's TUESday for you?
I promise you. How's TuesDAY for you?
I promise you. How's Tuesday FOR you?
I promise you. How's Tuesday for YOU?
I promise you. How's Tuesday for you?
I'VE got Frank Rich, but we can just bump him.
I've GOT Frank Rich, but we can just bump him.
I've got FRANK Rich, but we can just bump him.
I've got Frank RICH, but we can just bump him.
I've got Frank Rich, BUT we can just bump him.
I've got Frank Rich, but WE can just bump him.
I've got Frank Rich, but we CAN just bump him.
I've got Frank Rich, but we can JUST bump him.
I've got Frank Rich, but we can just BUMP him.
I've got Frank Rich, but we can just bump HIM.
I've got Frank Rich, but we can just bump him.
AND I mean bump him.
And I mean bump him.
And I MEAN bump him.
And I mean BUMP him.
And I mean bump HIM.
And I mean bump him.
I know a guy. Say the word.
I KNOW a guy. Say the word.
I know A guy. Say the word.
I know a GUY. Say the word.
I know a guy. Say the word.
I know a guy. SAY the word.
I know a guy. Say THE word.
I know a guy. Say the WORD.
I know a guy. Say the word.
SEE who we've got here tonight. General
See WHO we've got here tonight. General
See who WE'VE got here tonight. General
See who we've GOT here tonight. General
See who we've got HERE tonight. General
See who we've got here TOnight. General
See who we've got here toNIGHT. General
See who we've got here tonight. General
See who we've got here tonight. GENeral
See who we've got here tonight. GenERAL
MOSEley, Air Force Chief of Staff. General
MoseLEY, Air Force Chief of Staff. General
Moseley, Air Force Chief of Staff. General
Moseley, AIR Force Chief of Staff. General
Moseley, Air FORCE Chief of Staff. General
Moseley, Air Force CHIEF of Staff. General
Moseley, Air Force Chief OF Staff. General
Moseley, Air Force Chief of STAFF. General
Moseley, Air Force Chief of Staff. General
Moseley, Air Force Chief of Staff. GENeral
Moseley, Air Force Chief of Staff. GenERAL
PEter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of
PeTER Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of
Peter PACE, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of
Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of
Peter Pace, CHAIRman of the Joint Chiefs of
Peter Pace, ChairMAN of the Joint Chiefs of
Peter Pace, Chairman OF the Joint Chiefs of
Peter Pace, Chairman of THE Joint Chiefs of
Peter Pace, Chairman of the JOINT Chiefs of
Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint CHIEFS of
Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs OF
STAFF. They still support Rumsfeld. Right,
Staff. They still support Rumsfeld. Right,
Staff. THEY still support Rumsfeld. Right,
Staff. They STILL support Rumsfeld. Right,
Staff. They still SUPport Rumsfeld. Right,
Staff. They still supPORT Rumsfeld. Right,
Staff. They still support RUMSfeld. Right,
Staff. They still support RumsFELD. Right,
Staff. They still support Rumsfeld. Right,
Staff. They still support Rumsfeld. RIGHT,
YOU guys aren't retired yet, right? Right,
you GUYS aren't retired yet, right? Right,
you guys AREN'T retired yet, right? Right,
you guys aren't REtired yet, right? Right,
you guys aren't reTIRED yet, right? Right,
you guys aren't retired YET, right? Right,
you guys aren't retired yet, RIGHT? Right,
you guys aren't retired yet, right? Right,
you guys aren't retired yet, right? RIGHT,
THEY still support Rumsfeld.
they STILL support Rumsfeld.
they still SUPport Rumsfeld.
they still supPORT Rumsfeld.
they still support RUMSfeld.
they still support RumsFELD.
they still support Rumsfeld.
LOOK, by the way, I've got a theory about
Look, by the way, I've got a theory about
Look, BY the way, I've got a theory about
Look, by THE way, I've got a theory about
Look, by the WAY, I've got a theory about
Look, by the way, I'VE got a theory about
Look, by the way, I've GOT a theory about
Look, by the way, I've got A theory about
Look, by the way, I've got a THEory about
Look, by the way, I've got a theORY about
Look, by the way, I've got a theory About
Look, by the way, I've got a theory aBOUT
HOW to handle these retired generals causing
how TO handle these retired generals causing
how to HANdle these retired generals causing
how to hanDLE these retired generals causing
how to handle these retired generals causing
how to handle THESE retired generals causing
how to handle these REtired generals causing
how to handle these reTIRED generals causing
how to handle these retired GENerals causing
how to handle these retired genERals causing
how to handle these retired generALS causing
how to handle these retired generals causing
how to handle these retired generals CAUSing
how to handle these retired generals causING
ALL this trouble: don't let them retire!
all THIS trouble: don't let them retire!
all this TROUble: don't let them retire!
all this trouBLE: don't let them retire!
all this trouble: don't let them retire!
all this trouble: DON'T let them retire!
all this trouble: don't LET them retire!
all this trouble: don't let THEM retire!
all this trouble: don't let them REtire!
all this trouble: don't let them reTIRE!
all this trouble: don't let them retire!
COME on, we've got a stop-loss program;
Come ON, we've got a stop-loss program;
Come on, we've got a stop-loss program;
Come on, WE'VE got a stop-loss program;
Come on, we've GOT a stop-loss program;
Come on, we've got A stop-loss program;
Come on, we've got a STOP-LOSS program;
Come on, we've got a stop-loss PROgram;
Come on, we've got a stop-loss proGRAM;
LET'S use it on these guys. I've seen Zinni
let's USE it on these guys. I've seen Zinni
let's use IT on these guys. I've seen Zinni
let's use it ON these guys. I've seen Zinni
let's use it on THESE guys. I've seen Zinni
let's use it on these GUYS. I've seen Zinni
let's use it on these guys. I've seen Zinni
let's use it on these guys. I'VE seen Zinni
let's use it on these guys. I've SEEN Zinni
let's use it on these guys. I've seen ZINNI
AND that crowd on Wolf Blitzer. If you're
and THAT crowd on Wolf Blitzer. If you're
and that CROWD on Wolf Blitzer. If you're
and that crowd ON Wolf Blitzer. If you're
and that crowd on WOLF Blitzer. If you're
and that crowd on Wolf BLITZER. If you're
and that crowd on Wolf Blitzer. If you're
and that crowd on Wolf Blitzer. IF you're
and that crowd on Wolf Blitzer. If YOU'RE
STRONG enough to go on one of those pundit
strong Enough to go on one of those pundit
strong eNOUGH to go on one of those pundit
strong enough TO go on one of those pundit
strong enough to GO on one of those pundit
strong enough to go ON one of those pundit
strong enough to go on ONE of those pundit
strong enough to go on one OF those pundit
strong enough to go on one of THOSE pundit
strong enough to go on one of those PUNdit
strong enough to go on one of those punDIT
SHOWS, you're strong enough to stand
shows, you're strong enough to stand
shows, YOU'RE strong enough to stand
shows, you're STRONG enough to stand
shows, you're strong Enough to stand
shows, you're strong eNOUGH to stand
shows, you're strong enough TO stand
shows, you're strong enough to STAND
ON a bank of computers
on A bank of computers
on a BANK of computers
on a bank OF computers
on a bank of COMputers
on a bank of comPUTers
on a bank of computERS
AND order men into battle. Come on.
and ORder men into battle. Come on.
and orDER men into battle. Come on.
and order MEN into battle. Come on.
and order men INto battle. Come on.
and order men inTO battle. Come on.
and order men into BATtle. Come on.
and order men into batTLE. Come on.
and order men into battle. Come on.
and order men into battle. COME on.
and order men into battle. Come ON.
and order men into battle. Come on.
JESse Jackson is here, the Reverend. Haven't
JesSE Jackson is here, the Reverend. Haven't
Jesse JACKson is here, the Reverend. Haven't
Jesse JackSON is here, the Reverend. Haven't
Jesse Jackson IS here, the Reverend. Haven't
Jesse Jackson is HERE, the Reverend. Haven't
Jesse Jackson is here, the Reverend. Haven't
Jesse Jackson is here, THE Reverend. Haven't
Jesse Jackson is here, the REVerend. Haven't
Jesse Jackson is here, the RevEREND. Haven't
Jesse Jackson is here, the Reverend. HAVEn't
Jesse Jackson is here, the Reverend. HaveN'T
HEARD from the Reverend in just a little while.
heard FROM the Reverend in just a little while.
heard from THE Reverend in just a little while.
heard from the REVerend in just a little while.
heard from the RevEREND in just a little while.
heard from the Reverend IN just a little while.
heard from the Reverend in JUST a little while.
heard from the Reverend in just A little while.
heard from the Reverend in just a LITtle while.
heard from the Reverend in just a litTLE while.
heard from the Reverend in just a little WHILE.
heard from the Reverend in just a little while.
I had him on the show.
I HAD him on the show.
I had HIM on the show.
I had him ON the show.
I had him on THE show.
I had him on the SHOW.
I had him on the show.
A very interesting interview, a very
A VERy interesting interview, a very
A verY interesting interview, a very
A very INteresting interview, a very
A very inTEResting interview, a very
A very interESTing interview, a very
A very interestING interview, a very
A very interesting INTERview, a very
A very interesting interVIEW, a very
A very interesting interview, A very
A very interesting interview, a VERy
A very interesting interview, a verY
CHALlenging interview. You can ask him
chalLENGing interview. You can ask him
challengING interview. You can ask him
challenging interview. You can ask him
challenging INterview. You can ask him
challenging inTERview. You can ask him
challenging interVIEW. You can ask him
challenging interview. YOU can ask him
challenging interview. You CAN ask him
challenging interview. You can ASK him
challenging interview. You can ask HIM
ANYthing, but he's going to say what he
anyTHING, but he's going to say what he
anything, but he's going to say what he
anything, BUT he's going to say what he
anything, but HE'S going to say what he
anything, but he's GOing to say what he
anything, but he's goING to say what he
anything, but he's going TO say what he
anything, but he's going to SAY what he
anything, but he's going to say WHAT he
anything, but he's going to say what HE
WANTS, at the pace that he wants. It's like
wants, at the pace that he wants. It's like
wants, AT the pace that he wants. It's like
wants, at THE pace that he wants. It's like
wants, at the PACE that he wants. It's like
wants, at the pace that he wants. It's like
wants, at the pace THAT he wants. It's like
wants, at the pace that HE wants. It's like
wants, at the pace that he WANTS. It's like
wants, at the pace that he wants. It's like
wants, at the pace that he wants. IT'S like
wants, at the pace that he wants. It's LIKE
BOXing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by
boxING a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by
boxing A glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by
boxing a GLACier. Enjoy that metaphor, by
boxing a glacIER. Enjoy that metaphor, by
boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by
boxing a glacier. ENjoy that metaphor, by
boxing a glacier. EnJOY that metaphor, by
boxing a glacier. Enjoy THAT metaphor, by
boxing a glacier. Enjoy that MEtaphor, by
boxing a glacier. Enjoy that meTAphor, by
boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaPHOR, by
boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, BY
THE way, because your grandchildren will
the WAY, because your grandchildren will
the way, BEcause your grandchildren will
the way, beCAUSE your grandchildren will
the way, because YOUR grandchildren will
the way, because your GRANDchildren will
the way, because your grandCHILdren will
the way, because your grandchilDREN will
the way, because your grandchildren WILL
HAVE no idea what a glacier is.
have NO idea what a glacier is.
have no Idea what a glacier is.
have no iDEA what a glacier is.
have no idea WHAT a glacier is.
have no idea what A glacier is.
have no idea what a GLACier is.
have no idea what a glacIER is.
have no idea what a glacier IS.
have no idea what a glacier is.
JUStice Scalia is here. Justice Scalia,
JusTICE Scalia is here. Justice Scalia,
Justice SCAlia is here. Justice Scalia,
Justice ScaLIA is here. Justice Scalia,
Justice Scalia IS here. Justice Scalia,
Justice Scalia is HERE. Justice Scalia,
Justice Scalia is here. Justice Scalia,
Justice Scalia is here. JUSTice Scalia,
Justice Scalia is here. JustICE Scalia,
Justice Scalia is here. Justice SCAlia,
Justice Scalia is here. Justice ScaLIA,
MAY I be the first to say, welcome, Sir!
May I be the first to say, welcome, Sir!
May I BE the first to say, welcome, Sir!
May I be THE first to say, welcome, Sir!
May I be the FIRST to say, welcome, Sir!
May I be the first TO say, welcome, Sir!
May I be the first to SAY, welcome, Sir!
May I be the first to say, welcome, Sir!
May I be the first to say, WELcome, Sir!
May I be the first to say, welCOME, Sir!
May I be the first to say, welcome, SIR!
May I be the first to say, welcome, Sir!
YOU look fantastic.
you LOOK fantastic.
you look FANtastic.
you look fanTAStic.
you look fantasTIC.
you look fantastic.
HOW are you?
How ARE you?
How are YOU?
How are you?
JUST talking some Sicilian with my paisan.
Just TALKing some Sicilian with my paisan.
Just talkING some Sicilian with my paisan.
Just talking SOME Sicilian with my paisan.
Just talking some SIcilian with my paisan.
Just talking some SiCILian with my paisan.
Just talking some SicilIAN with my paisan.
Just talking some Sicilian WITH my paisan.
Just talking some Sicilian with MY paisan.
Just talking some Sicilian with my PAIsan.
Just talking some Sicilian with my paiSAN.
Just talking some Sicilian with my paisan.
JOHN McCain is here.
John MCCain is here.
John McCAIN is here.
John McCain IS here.
John McCain is HERE.
John McCain is here.
JOHN McCain, what a maverick!
John MCCain, what a maverick!
John McCAIN, what a maverick!
John McCain, WHAT a maverick!
John McCain, what A maverick!
John McCain, what a MAVerick!
John McCain, what a mavERick!
John McCain, what a maverICK!
John McCain, what a maverick!
SOMEbody find out what fork he used
SomeBOdy find out what fork he used
SomeboDY find out what fork he used
Somebody FIND out what fork he used
Somebody find OUT what fork he used
Somebody find out WHAT fork he used
Somebody find out what FORK he used
Somebody find out what fork HE used
Somebody find out what fork he USED
ON his salad, because I guarantee you
on HIS salad, because I guarantee you
on his SALAD, because I guarantee you
on his salad, because I guarantee you
on his salad, BEcause I guarantee you
on his salad, beCAUSE I guarantee you
on his salad, because I guarantee you
on his salad, because I GUARantee you
on his salad, because I guarANtee you
on his salad, because I guaranTEE you
on his salad, because I guarantee YOU
IT wasn't a salad fork.
it WASn't a salad fork.
it wasN'T a salad fork.
it wasn't A salad fork.
it wasn't a SALAD fork.
it wasn't a salad FORK.
it wasn't a salad fork.
THIS guy could have used a spoon!
This GUY could have used a spoon!
This guy COULD have used a spoon!
This guy could HAVE used a spoon!
This guy could have USED a spoon!
This guy could have used A spoon!
This guy could have used a SPOON!
THERE'S no predicting him.
There's NO predicting him.
There's no PREdicting him.
There's no preDICTing him.
There's no predictING him.
There's no predicting HIM.
There's no predicting him.
BY the way, Senator McCain,
By THE way, Senator McCain,
By the WAY, Senator McCain,
By the way, SENator McCain,
By the way, SenAtor McCain,
By the way, SenaTOR McCain,
By the way, Senator MCCain,
By the way, Senator McCAIN,
IT'S so wonderful to see you coming back
it's SO wonderful to see you coming back
it's so WONderful to see you coming back
it's so wonDERful to see you coming back
it's so wonderFUL to see you coming back
it's so wonderful TO see you coming back
it's so wonderful to SEE you coming back
it's so wonderful to see YOU coming back
it's so wonderful to see you COMing back
it's so wonderful to see you comING back
it's so wonderful to see you coming BACK
INto the Republican fold.
inTO the Republican fold.
into THE Republican fold.
into the REpublican fold.
into the RePUBlican fold.
into the RepubLIcan fold.
into the RepubliCAN fold.
into the Republican FOLD.
into the Republican fold.
I'VE actually got a summer
I've ACtually got a summer
I've acTUALly got a summer
I've actualLY got a summer
I've actually GOT a summer
I've actually got A summer
I've actually got a SUMmer
I've actually got a sumMER
HOUSE in South Carolina; look me up when you
house IN South Carolina; look me up when you
house in SOUTH Carolina; look me up when you
house in South CARolina; look me up when you
house in South CarOLINA; look me up when you
house in South Carolina; look me up when you
house in South Carolina; LOOK me up when you
house in South Carolina; look ME up when you
house in South Carolina; look me UP when you
house in South Carolina; look me up WHEN you
house in South Carolina; look me up when YOU
GO to speak at Bob Jones University.
go TO speak at Bob Jones University.
go to SPEAK at Bob Jones University.
go to speak AT Bob Jones University.
go to speak at BOB Jones University.
go to speak at Bob JONES University.
go to speak at Bob Jones UNIversity.
go to speak at Bob Jones UniVERsity.
go to speak at Bob Jones UniverSIty.
go to speak at Bob Jones UniversiTY.
go to speak at Bob Jones University.
SO glad you've seen the light, sir.
So GLAD you've seen the light, sir.
So glad YOU'VE seen the light, sir.
So glad you've SEEN the light, sir.
So glad you've seen THE light, sir.
So glad you've seen the LIGHT, sir.
So glad you've seen the light, SIR.
So glad you've seen the light, sir.
MAYOR Nagin! Mayor Nagin is here from New
Mayor NAgin! Mayor Nagin is here from New
Mayor NaGIN! Mayor Nagin is here from New
Mayor Nagin! Mayor Nagin is here from New
Mayor Nagin! MAYOR Nagin is here from New
Mayor Nagin! Mayor NAgin is here from New
Mayor Nagin! Mayor NaGIN is here from New
Mayor Nagin! Mayor Nagin IS here from New
Mayor Nagin! Mayor Nagin is HERE from New
Mayor Nagin! Mayor Nagin is here FROM New
Mayor Nagin! Mayor Nagin is here from NEW
ORleans, the chocolate city! Yeah, give it
OrLEANS, the chocolate city! Yeah, give it
Orleans, the chocolate city! Yeah, give it
Orleans, THE chocolate city! Yeah, give it
Orleans, the CHOCOlate city! Yeah, give it
Orleans, the chocoLATE city! Yeah, give it
Orleans, the chocolate CIty! Yeah, give it
Orleans, the chocolate ciTY! Yeah, give it
Orleans, the chocolate city! Yeah, give it
Orleans, the chocolate city! YEAH, give it
Orleans, the chocolate city! Yeah, GIVE it
Orleans, the chocolate city! Yeah, give IT
UP. Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welcome you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welcome you to
up. MAYOR Nagin, I'd like to welcome you to
up. Mayor NAgin, I'd like to welcome you to
up. Mayor NaGIN, I'd like to welcome you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welcome you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'D like to welcome you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd LIKE to welcome you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd like TO welcome you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd like to WELcome you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welCOME you to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welcome YOU to
up. Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welcome you TO
WASHington, D.C., the chocolate city with a
WashINGton, D.C., the chocolate city with a
WashingTON, D.C., the chocolate city with a
Washington, d.C., the chocolate city with a
Washington, D.c., the chocolate city with a
Washington, D.C., the chocolate city with a
Washington, D.C., THE chocolate city with a
Washington, D.C., the CHOCOlate city with a
Washington, D.C., the chocoLATE city with a
Washington, D.C., the chocolate CIty with a
Washington, D.C., the chocolate ciTY with a
Washington, D.C., the chocolate city WITH a
Washington, D.C., the chocolate city with A
MARSHmallow center. And a graham cracker
marshMALlow center. And a graham cracker
marshmalLOW center. And a graham cracker
marshmallow CENter. And a graham cracker
marshmallow cenTER. And a graham cracker
marshmallow center. And a graham cracker
marshmallow center. AND a graham cracker
marshmallow center. And A graham cracker
marshmallow center. And a GRAham cracker
marshmallow center. And a graHAM cracker
marshmallow center. And a graham CRACKer
marshmallow center. And a graham crackER
CRUST of corruption. It's a Mallomar, I
crust OF corruption. It's a Mallomar, I
crust of CORruption. It's a Mallomar, I
crust of corRUPtion. It's a Mallomar, I
crust of corrupTION. It's a Mallomar, I
crust of corruption. It's a Mallomar, I
crust of corruption. IT'S a Mallomar, I
crust of corruption. It's A Mallomar, I
crust of corruption. It's a MALlomar, I
crust of corruption. It's a MalLOmar, I
crust of corruption. It's a MalloMAR, I
crust of corruption. It's a Mallomar, I
crust of corruption. It's a Mallomar, I
GUESS is what I'm describing, a seasonal
guess IS what I'm describing, a seasonal
guess is WHAT I'm describing, a seasonal
guess is what I'M describing, a seasonal
guess is what I'm DEscribing, a seasonal
guess is what I'm deSCRIBing, a seasonal
guess is what I'm describING, a seasonal
guess is what I'm describing, a seasonal
guess is what I'm describing, A seasonal
guess is what I'm describing, a SEAsonal
guess is what I'm describing, a seaSONAL
COOkie.
cooKIE.
cookie.
JOE Wilson is here, Joe Wilson right down
Joe WILson is here, Joe Wilson right down
Joe WilSON is here, Joe Wilson right down
Joe Wilson IS here, Joe Wilson right down
Joe Wilson is HERE, Joe Wilson right down
Joe Wilson is here, Joe Wilson right down
Joe Wilson is here, JOE Wilson right down
Joe Wilson is here, Joe WILson right down
Joe Wilson is here, Joe WilSON right down
Joe Wilson is here, Joe Wilson RIGHT down
Joe Wilson is here, Joe Wilson right DOWN
HERE in front, the most famous husband since
here IN front, the most famous husband since
here in FRONT, the most famous husband since
here in front, the most famous husband since
here in front, THE most famous husband since
here in front, the MOST famous husband since
here in front, the most FAmous husband since
here in front, the most faMOUS husband since
here in front, the most famous HUSband since
here in front, the most famous husBAND since
here in front, the most famous husband SINCE
DESI Arnaz. And of course he brought along
Desi ARnaz. And of course he brought along
Desi ArNAZ. And of course he brought along
Desi Arnaz. And of course he brought along
Desi Arnaz. AND of course he brought along
Desi Arnaz. And OF course he brought along
Desi Arnaz. And of COURSE he brought along
Desi Arnaz. And of course HE brought along
Desi Arnaz. And of course he BROUGHT along
Desi Arnaz. And of course he brought Along
Desi Arnaz. And of course he brought aLONG
HIS lovely wife Valerie Plame. Oh, my god.
his LOVEly wife Valerie Plame. Oh, my god.
his loveLY wife Valerie Plame. Oh, my god.
his lovely WIFE Valerie Plame. Oh, my god.
his lovely wife VAlerie Plame. Oh, my god.
his lovely wife VaLERIE Plame. Oh, my god.
his lovely wife Valerie PLAME. Oh, my god.
his lovely wife Valerie Plame. Oh, my god.
his lovely wife Valerie Plame. OH, my god.
his lovely wife Valerie Plame. Oh, MY god.
his lovely wife Valerie Plame. Oh, my GOD.
his lovely wife Valerie Plame. Oh, my god.
OH, what have I said? I,
Oh, WHAT have I said? I,
Oh, what HAVE I said? I,
Oh, what have I said? I,
Oh, what have I SAID? I,
Oh, what have I said? I,
Oh, what have I said? I,
Oh, what have I said? I,
JE, minetti.. I am sorry, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I am sorry, Mr.
Je, MINETTI.. I am sorry, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I am sorry, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I am sorry, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I AM sorry, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I am SORry, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I am sorRY, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I am sorry, Mr.
Je, minetti.. I am sorry, MR.
PRESident, I meant to say he brought along
PresIdent, I meant to say he brought along
PresiDENT, I meant to say he brought along
President, I meant to say he brought along
President, I MEANT to say he brought along
President, I meant TO say he brought along
President, I meant to SAY he brought along
President, I meant to say he brought along
President, I meant to say HE brought along
President, I meant to say he BROUGHT along
President, I meant to say he brought Along
President, I meant to say he brought aLONG
HIS lovely wife Joe Wilson's wife. Patrick
his LOVEly wife Joe Wilson's wife. Patrick
his loveLY wife Joe Wilson's wife. Patrick
his lovely WIFE Joe Wilson's wife. Patrick
his lovely wife Joe Wilson's wife. Patrick
his lovely wife JOE Wilson's wife. Patrick
his lovely wife Joe WILson's wife. Patrick
his lovely wife Joe WilSON'S wife. Patrick
his lovely wife Joe Wilson's WIFE. Patrick
his lovely wife Joe Wilson's wife. Patrick
his lovely wife Joe Wilson's wife. PATrick
his lovely wife Joe Wilson's wife. PatRICK
FITZgerald is not here tonight, right? OK.
FitzGERald is not here tonight, right? OK.
FitzgerALD is not here tonight, right? OK.
Fitzgerald IS not here tonight, right? OK.
Fitzgerald is NOT here tonight, right? OK.
Fitzgerald is not HERE tonight, right? OK.
Fitzgerald is not here TOnight, right? OK.
Fitzgerald is not here toNIGHT, right? OK.
Fitzgerald is not here tonight, RIGHT? OK.
Fitzgerald is not here tonight, right? OK.
Fitzgerald is not here tonight, right? oK.
Fitzgerald is not here tonight, right? Ok.
Fitzgerald is not here tonight, right? OK.
DODGED a bullet.
Dodged A bullet.
Dodged a BULlet.
Dodged a bulLET.
Dodged a bullet.
AND, of course, we can't forget the man of
And, OF course, we can't forget the man of
And, of COURSE, we can't forget the man of
And, of course, WE can't forget the man of
And, of course, we CAN'T forget the man of
And, of course, we can't FORget the man of
And, of course, we can't forGET the man of
And, of course, we can't forget the man of
And, of course, we can't forget THE man of
And, of course, we can't forget the MAN of
And, of course, we can't forget the man OF
THE hour, new press secretary, Tony Snow.
the HOUR, new press secretary, Tony Snow.
the hour, new press secretary, Tony Snow.
the hour, NEW press secretary, Tony Snow.
the hour, new PRESS secretary, Tony Snow.
the hour, new press SECretary, Tony Snow.
the hour, new press secREtary, Tony Snow.
the hour, new press secreTARY, Tony Snow.
the hour, new press secretary, Tony Snow.
the hour, new press secretary, TOny Snow.
the hour, new press secretary, ToNY Snow.
the hour, new press secretary, Tony Snow.
the hour, new press secretary, Tony SNOW.
the hour, new press secretary, Tony Snow.
SEcret Service name, "Snow Job." Toughest
SeCRET Service name, "Snow Job." Toughest
Secret SERvice name, "Snow Job." Toughest
Secret SerVICE name, "Snow Job." Toughest
Secret Service NAME, "Snow Job." Toughest
Secret Service name, "Snow Job." Toughest
Secret Service name, "SNOW Job." Toughest
Secret Service name, "Snow JOB." Toughest
Secret Service name, "Snow Job." Toughest
Secret Service name, "Snow Job." TOUGHest
Secret Service name, "Snow Job." ToughEST
JOB. What a hero. Took the second toughest
job. WHAT a hero. Took the second toughest
job. What A hero. Took the second toughest
job. What a HEro. Took the second toughest
job. What a heRO. Took the second toughest
job. What a hero. TOOK the second toughest
job. What a hero. Took THE second toughest
job. What a hero. Took the SECond toughest
job. What a hero. Took the secOND toughest
job. What a hero. Took the second toughest
job. What a hero. Took the second TOUGHest
job. What a hero. Took the second toughEST
job. What a hero. Took the second toughest
JOB in government, next to, of course, the
job in government, next to, of course, the
job IN government, next to, of course, the
job in GOVernment, next to, of course, the
job in govERNment, next to, of course, the
job in governMENT, next to, of course, the
job in government, next to, of course, the
job in government, NEXT to, of course, the
job in government, next TO, of course, the
job in government, next to, OF course, the
job in government, next to, of COURSE, the
job in government, next to, of course, the
job in government, next to, of course, THE
AMbassador to Iraq.
amBASsador to Iraq.
ambasSAdor to Iraq.
ambassaDOR to Iraq.
ambassador TO Iraq.
ambassador to Iraq.
ambassador to IRAQ.
ambassador to Iraq.
GOT some big shoes to fill, Tony. Big shoes
Got SOME big shoes to fill, Tony. Big shoes
Got some BIG shoes to fill, Tony. Big shoes
Got some big SHOES to fill, Tony. Big shoes
Got some big shoes TO fill, Tony. Big shoes
Got some big shoes to FILL, Tony. Big shoes
Got some big shoes to fill, TOny. Big shoes
Got some big shoes to fill, ToNY. Big shoes
Got some big shoes to fill, Tony. Big shoes
Got some big shoes to fill, Tony. BIG shoes
Got some big shoes to fill, Tony. Big SHOES
TO fill. Scott McClellan could say nothing
to FILL. Scott McClellan could say nothing
to fill. Scott McClellan could say nothing
to fill. SCOTT McClellan could say nothing
to fill. Scott MCClellan could say nothing
to fill. Scott McCLELlan could say nothing
to fill. Scott McClelLAN could say nothing
to fill. Scott McClellan could say nothing
to fill. Scott McClellan COULD say nothing
to fill. Scott McClellan could SAY nothing
to fill. Scott McClellan could say NOthing
to fill. Scott McClellan could say noTHING
LIKE nobody else. McClellan, of course,
like NObody else. McClellan, of course,
like noBOdy else. McClellan, of course,
like noboDY else. McClellan, of course,
like nobody ELSE. McClellan, of course,
like nobody else. McClellan, of course,
like nobody else. MCClellan, of course,
like nobody else. McCLELlan, of course,
like nobody else. McClelLAN, of course,
like nobody else. McClellan, OF course,
like nobody else. McClellan, of COURSE,
EAger to retire. Really felt like he needed
eaGER to retire. Really felt like he needed
eager TO retire. Really felt like he needed
eager to REtire. Really felt like he needed
eager to reTIRE. Really felt like he needed
eager to retire. Really felt like he needed
eager to retire. REALly felt like he needed
eager to retire. RealLY felt like he needed
eager to retire. Really felt like he needed
eager to retire. Really FELT like he needed
eager to retire. Really felt LIKE he needed
eager to retire. Really felt like HE needed
eager to retire. Really felt like he NEEDed
eager to retire. Really felt like he needED
TO spend more time with Andrew Card's
to SPEND more time with Andrew Card's
to spend MORE time with Andrew Card's
to spend more TIME with Andrew Card's
to spend more time WITH Andrew Card's
to spend more time with ANdrew Card's
to spend more time with AnDREW Card's
to spend more time with Andrew CARD'S
CHILdren. Mr. President, I wish you hadn't
chilDREN. Mr. President, I wish you hadn't
children. Mr. President, I wish you hadn't
children. Mr. President, I wish you hadn't
children. MR. President, I wish you hadn't
children. Mr. PRESident, I wish you hadn't
children. Mr. PresIdent, I wish you hadn't
children. Mr. PresiDENT, I wish you hadn't
children. Mr. President, I wish you hadn't
children. Mr. President, I WISH you hadn't
children. Mr. President, I wish YOU hadn't
children. Mr. President, I wish you HADn't
children. Mr. President, I wish you hadN'T
MADE the decision so quickly, sir.
made THE decision so quickly, sir.
made the DEcision so quickly, sir.
made the deCIsion so quickly, sir.
made the deciSION so quickly, sir.
made the decision SO quickly, sir.
made the decision so QUICKly, sir.
made the decision so quickLY, sir.
made the decision so quickly, SIR.
made the decision so quickly, sir.
I was vying for the job myself. I think I
I WAS vying for the job myself. I think I
I was VYing for the job myself. I think I
I was vyING for the job myself. I think I
I was vying FOR the job myself. I think I
I was vying for THE job myself. I think I
I was vying for the JOB myself. I think I
I was vying for the job MYself. I think I
I was vying for the job mySELF. I think I
I was vying for the job myself. I think I
I was vying for the job myself. I think I
I was vying for the job myself. I THINK I
I was vying for the job myself. I think I
WOULD have made a fabulous press secretary.
would HAVE made a fabulous press secretary.
would have MADE a fabulous press secretary.
would have made A fabulous press secretary.
would have made a FABulous press secretary.
would have made a fabUlous press secretary.
would have made a fabuLOUS press secretary.
would have made a fabulous PRESS secretary.
would have made a fabulous press SECretary.
would have made a fabulous press secREtary.
would have made a fabulous press secreTARY.
I have nothing but contempt for these
I HAVE nothing but contempt for these
I have NOthing but contempt for these
I have noTHING but contempt for these
I have nothing but contempt for these
I have nothing BUT contempt for these
I have nothing but CONtempt for these
I have nothing but conTEMPT for these
I have nothing but contempt FOR these
I have nothing but contempt for THESE
PEOple. I know how to handle these clowns.
peoPLE. I know how to handle these clowns.
people. I know how to handle these clowns.
people. I know how to handle these clowns.
people. I KNOW how to handle these clowns.
people. I know HOW to handle these clowns.
people. I know how TO handle these clowns.
people. I know how to HANdle these clowns.
people. I know how to hanDLE these clowns.
people. I know how to handle THESE clowns.
people. I know how to handle these CLOWNS.
people. I know how to handle these clowns.
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