The Odd Interviews

-So thank you for coming here today -My pleasure -So um we are going to start on some quick questions, first Why are you here? - What do you mean by why am I here? - well you have to have a reason on why you are here - You called me in - Oh yes, we picked your name out of the phone book, should have chosen a better way Well, anyway so you think your suited for the job? - What job? What is this interview even about? - Name? - Don Hammingway - Phone Number? -000-0000-0000 - Address - Adress? - Street Avenue - Date of birth - March, 35th Social Security? - So you must be Andrea Peterson (TyusChannel joke) - It's Joseph Roberts - Oh I'm sorry so it says here Joe-Bob - It's Joseph Roberts Okay, anyway, it says here that you were born in L.A - Las Angeles - And you, Pardon, and you got a M.A in university - It's Masters Degree Can you stop abbreviating this stuff? - Well do you think I have all day, Joe-Bob? - Joseph Roberts - Favorite food? - Taco Bell - Excuse me are you aware that Taco Bell is a name of a restaurant? - Yes, I love eating taco bell, Is there anything wrong with that? - ... Next Question What would you do if today was your last day on this planet? - I dunnu, I never died before (Scream) Well now you have... oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yes... Hope you enjoyed!