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(buzzing sound)
(beep)
Hey! It's Jimmy
I'm probably crazy for doing this video update in my cubicle again
But I'm on my lunch break!
And my boss is also out of the office today
I almost got in some serious trouble last weekend
(party music)
Ace! Waterfall!
(party music)
Okay, one more, and then we're done, okay?
We're not even going to make last call at this point
What? It's not even that late yet. What time is it?
Oh my God, it's 12:30 already?
Exactly man. Can we please get out of here and go hit on some girls?
But I'm having a great time! Let's just keep drinking here!
I've got three more cases in my car
All right, fine. Will you please invite some of your girl friends over?
This ratio of two dudes and my sister -
This isn't good for me
(laughs)
Yeah, I can try
Yes! Okay, I'm going to pee
Let's go get another case out of my car
Sure
Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?
You know exactly what I'm doing
Yeah, okay, I can't do this. Steve would kill me
You are off limits!
Off limits?
No, I can do what I want, I don't need Steve's approval
Right, yeah - I want to, any guy in his right mind would want to, but -
I can't do this
We'll see
(car door opens)
(party music)
(can crashes on table)
I'm drunk and bored!
Where are your girl friends?
Natalie said she might come
Natalie? I'm calling Natalie
(whispering)
Hey, hey, hey! What are you two whispering about?
(in robotic voice) Nothing
(laughs) What was that?
(in robotic voice) What was what?
Your voice! It's doing that thing!
(laughs) What's wrong with your voice?
(in robotic voice) Nothing. It's fine
No, it did this last weekend at that house party
when we were trying to hit on those girls -
Are you hitting on my sister??
(in robotic voice) No, absolutely not!
Jimmy, I told you, DO NOT hit on Liz!
Steve, relax! He's not hitting on me, I promise
So, you're really not doing that with your voice on purpose?
Can you do it some more?
(in robotic voice) I don't know
Please?
Yeah, come on man, do it!
(in robotic voice) What do you want me to say?
Anything!
(in robotic voice) My name is Jimmy and I work a 9 to 5 job
(in robotic voice) I share a two bedroom with my homie Steve
(in robotic voice) I like playing drinking games with my two friends
(in robotic voice) I can still drink beer like a college freshman!
(laughter)
(clapping)
That was so awesome!
So, I avoided disaster for at least one night
(laughs)
But I am still in the danger zone
Liz has been texting me every day
I thought she would be freaked out by my voice
but it turns out she likes me more!
So I'm going to go meet up with Steve today after work for happy hour
And it's probably a good idea that I meet some girls
that aren't Steve's sister
(crowd talking)
I want to talk to those two
Sure. Can we just wait for a little bit though?
Because I really wanted a second drink before -
Ladies! Don't I know you two?
You work at the American National Bank on 6th
Yeah, we do. How'd you know that?
I bank there. It's hard not to notice the two best looking cashiers
She's a cashier. I'm the assistant branch manager
I hope you're doing a good job guarding my $200 in savings!
That's pretty much what I have too
What's your name?
I'm Steve, and this is my roommate here, Jimmy
Say hi to the pretty ladies, Jimmy
It's all right, man. I got your back. Say hi
(in robotic voice) How's it going, ladies?
What's wrong with your voice?
Uh, you know, just keep talking, man
Why don't you tell them a story?
(in robotic voice) So a few weeks ago, I started talking like this
(in robotic voice) I wish I wasn't, but I can't help it
(Steve starts beatboxing)
(in robotic voice) I had this girlfriend for five years, she broke up with me out of nowhere
(in robotic voice) I've been so hesitant to get back out again
(in robotic voice) Now I'm on the dating scene in the first time in forever
(in robotic voice) Hoping to find the girl that's right for me
(Steve finishes beatboxing)
(music plays)