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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the best flying stalker in your family.
When you're top and accidently take an arrow to the knee, fight Yorick with a Shield-Exhaust-Fear combo,
back off a bit and Fly on him for a hot one night stand with that greedy fuckabish.
When you're bot, you can simply Auto-Attack that rock solid dude or Mark, chase and Fear him until he dies.
When you're jungling, kill the blue golem first, then immediately gank top with a Mark-Fear-AutoAttack combo for a hot threesome.
After that, go mid to Mark-Fear-AutoAttack combo that blind fuckabish
and don't be afraid to towerdive him to finish your one night stand in beauty and Flash away to safety.
When the enemies are not in lane, it means that they might be recalling near their tower.
So just Fly-Fear-Shield-Mark combo him to death and run away.
Your Shield skill is the best to nullify any skills thrown at you to *** off the enemies.
Your Fear skill is so strong that you can kill a minion, a big rocky dude or an archer that is scared of your nasty look.
Your Passive will enable some of your Auto-Attacks to cleave to smack some hot-dogs,
some ghosts while being bugged, some minions facing your back or a portable barbecue that used Flash to suicide.
Combine your Mark and your Passive into a combo to do some mega farming like no one.
Your Mark skill is great to farm minions from far away and you should always use it to touch the enemy at the same time to harass that fuckabish
or to steal Zyra's minions to *** off your ButtFucking Friend.
It's also useful to gain some attack damage to destroy any turret or to earn some pocket money by controlling dragon at all time.
But, it's way better to use it to finish off that Chinese Spear, that running Jayce and even that *** Donkey Kong.
If you have the best team in the world, bait these mega greedy enemies when you're low on health, wait until your turret kills that alien,
wait until that underwear man also dies from the turret's attack and finish off that Zyra with your Mark.
Your Fly skill is the best to finish off a human barbecue that takes 10 years to kill some weak golems,
to KS your ButtFucking Friend, to KS your ally when you were at chinatown and to KS So...
Kill that Karthus like no one.
Don't hesitate to use your Fly skill to kill any enemies close to you if you feel like wasting your ultimate.
If you don't want to be labeled as a KS master, Fly over these trees to enjoy your foursome with Soraka, do it a second time,
wait until your ButtFucking Friend dies to savagely jump on his killer and scratch that human barbecue to death or simply do a triangle love suicide.
Don't forget that you can also use your ultimate skill to scare the enemies before they send Talon to oblivion.
Your Flash spell is awesome to join any dirty fivesome or to kill Soraka without getting stunned.
When you're alone, use your ultimate to blind the enemies and stalk Zyra with a Fly-Fear-Mark combo to have one hell of a night with a living weed.
If you don't have your ultimate and want to catch up with that alien, use your Mark on the ground to speed up a bit and Fear that running fuckabish for an easy kill.
You can easily have a foursome with that rock solid dude while his teammates are watching him die a dog's death.
If your teammate is in danger, you can easily save hi...
kill that clown, no problem!
Wait until this portable barbecue takes an arrow to the knee to ultimate, Flash if you're not close enough to Fly and enjoy your quickie with him.
The best way to gank is to *** the wall until you *** the brush in a pushed lane and wait there until the enemies decide to make a move.
When the enemies finally make a stupid move, Flash-Fear-Mark combo that kiddo and Auto-Attack anyone near you to have the laziest Double Kill in history.
If Zyra interrupts your sexy time with the tower, Mark-Fear combo her, Shield yourself
and Auto-Attack her while getting bit by bit out of the tower's range to have a hot threesome with her, no problem!
If that girly ninja stalks you, do everything you can to smack her beautiful face before her teammates come to kill you.
Then, scratch that rock solid dude until he dies to finally chase that weed girl once again for another quickie.
Team up with your ButtFucking Friend to destroy a portable barbecue and use your ultimate to blind everyone and savagely jump on a living weed to sniff her like no one.
Use your Fly skill on that running Headless Horseman, Fear him and send him back to the Maokai where he came from.
Fear your rival at night stalking and scratch her until she dies.
Then, scratch Chinese Spear a bit and switch your target to that squishy baby alien for the easiest kill in history,
go back to Chinese Spear to finish your business with him,
move on to that underwear man to kill that fail Flasher,
wait until Zyra's done stunning you to punish her from binding you on her bed and Flash away to safety.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!