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Nicole: What's the most desperate flower?
Eric: The daisy
Nicole: The daisy desperate?
Eric: Yeah, desperate daisy.
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Eric: Oh my God, there she is.
Nicole: Hello!
Eric: Oohh! You brought someone with you. Who is that?
Nicole: Yes, Euro.
Eric: Oh!
Nicole: So, I wanted to talk because I feel like
I'm an adult now. I'm 31. I have long nails.
Do you know what these mean?
Eric: I'm guessing it means your a grown up.
Nicole: Yeah, exactly! That's exactly what they mean!
Eric: Finally! Oh my God, do you now how long and how
many people have been holding there breath for this?
Nicole: Yeah, I know! So, I feel like I need to
flowers in my house all the time.
In my kitchen I have to have sunflowers. Right?
Eric: (gagging sound) No you've gotta get rid of that girl!
Nicole: But they make me happy.
Eric: Oh no, no, no!
Nicole: No were done.
Eric: You don't live in the country.
Nicole: I want it to be whatever flower means like elegant,
but relaxed but cool, and not like overly old. Right!
Eric: (laughing) Yes, exactly.
Nicole: Like not so much like you, but more like me.
Eric: You are such a (beep)
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Eric: Let's look at vases. The fashion right now happens to be clear glass.
I like thick glass. That's good in your house as well.
Nicole: Is this Courtney Love vase, or is she in here?
Eric: (laughing) Don't spill the ashes.
Nicole: Do I maybe I like these.
Eric: You could! I think that clear glass is cleaner for you.
You use to be dirty, now your clean.
Nicole: Yeah. I feel like I like this.
Eric: Let's do it.
Nicole: Ok.
Eric: I'm into it.
Nicole: I'm into it.
Eric: I'll make one with you. Time to change your game girl.
Nicole: Yeah!
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Nicole: I like this one.
Eric: I can't believe your into the orange and the color so much.
I thought you would be one of those all white virgins.
Nicole: I am. I am into all white. Do we like color?
Eric: We like color.
My thinking on the all white is that it's really insecure.
Nicole: (gasping) I'm insecure? I thought that I was like elegant and dope.
Okay. I need to take risks. So what are my options?
Fuchsia to pushy.
Eric: What about anemones, which are my very favorite
flower of the moment? There are very chic.
Nicole: Their a little slutty.
Eric: Well, so are you. Maybe that's the perfect flower.
Nicole: Okay. All right. That's an option.
Eric: We're branching out.
Nicole: We definitely don't want yellow!
Eric: No
Nicole: Ok
Eric: What do think?
Nicole: Well. It's my favorite color.
Eric: Let's do yellow, because yellow is amazing in [bloom 02:42] light.
Nicole: Okay.
Eric: I mean it's amazing .That's your choice. Okay. We did it.
Nicole: What's the perfect flower for like guy's coming over to your house,
and you want to go to third base, but not bone him?
Eric: I think you'd better do the red roses.
Nicole: Kids birthday party.
Eric: The dreaded sunflowers.
Nicole: What's a thank you flower?
Eric: A mixed bouquet.
Nicole: Bedroom?
Eric: Peonies.
Nicole: What about in your toilet area?
Eric: Smelly candle.
Nicole: Gay wedding flower?
Eric: Lavender roses!
Nicole: Lesbian wedding?
Eric: Black roses.
Nicole: Presidents Day?
Eric: (laughing) Nothing. Don't be so ridiculous.
Nicole: Your most elegant simple like if you just needed ...
you're on a budget, and you just need to get one flower.
Eric: Tulips.
Nicole: I'm down. I'm down with tulips.
Eric: It's what we call chop and drop. You just sit them in the vase.
Nicole: Chop and drop. Is that a term?
Eric: It is.
Nicole: All right! Chop and drop.
Eric: Yes. You got the terminology.
Nicole: If I see tall flowers, I'll be like this must be a chop and drop.
Eric: Exactly!
Nicole: So, that's how I say it?
Eric: Yeah. Yeah.
Nicole: Ooh!
Eric: It's one kind of flower, just cut off, [voomp 3:37] in the vase.
Nicole: Mothers Day coming, so what do I get my mom?
Eric: I think Mothers Day, it's spring time flowers
You should do peonies, something really happy.
You're prone to being to frugal, so, you should send her like
two-hundred stems of pink peonies.
Nicole: Okay.
Eric: Which sounds like massive, but it's not really that's normal.
Nicole: Normal, two-hundred flowers.
Eric: Yeah. Yeah.
Nicole: Do I send you flowers for teaching me how to do flowers?
Eric: Yes please!
Nicole: Or do I make them?
Eric: Yes please!
Nicole: Okay. If I was flower what would I be?
Eric: I think you might be a black calla lily. My favorite flower.
Nicole: I'm down. I'm down with that answer.
Eric: Their chic. Their really chic.
Nicole: I like that.
Nicole: Their short but powerful.
Eric: Yes exactly!
Nicole: They mean something and their to the point, and make
you do a double take. Do you wanna know what you be?
Eric: What would I be?
Nicole: A sunflower.
Eric: (laughing) Oh my God. You're such a (beep).
Nicole: You'd be baby's breath.
Eric: You're like a (beep) two dollar ***, Get out!
Nicole: All right I'm out.
Eric: Ahh! I'm so glad you came by.
Nicole: I love my arrangement so much.
Eric: That one was yours by the way Helen.
Nicole: Which one?
Eric: The little one.
Nicole: Oh! Send it to me.
Eric: Okay. (laughing)
Nicole: And maybe some orchids. I like those orange.
Eric: What about these?
Nicole: No. Eric, that's insane! That's to pushy!
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