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[“Loren the cook”]
Cook: Welcome lazy men and women.
In today’s program,
I will show you the quickest way to make your husband happy.
With an easy and simple meal.
The perfect meal for a ***.
The ingredients are:
an egg,
olive oil,
and frozen fries,
so we don’t need to cut them.
And vegetable oil.
Now, the preparation.
Pour the olive oil in the pan and apply heat.
Don’t use too much.
Olive oil is not cheap.
Crack the egg in the pan.
Meanwhile, fry the fries in the vegetable oil.
When everything is done, it’s ready to be served.
Voila.
The finishing touch is to salt the fries.
And another *** is fed.
And you are free to go watch your TV show.
Last piece of advice.
You can add some bread with the meal.
And a glass of water, just in case the *** chokes.
See you on the next time.