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Hey, Bruce!
Pie Cat 3 was just released for Android!
Sweet! I love the Pie Cat games!
(Exasperated Sigh)
These games are great, but they're so hard to play on a touchscreen.
Especially with my big thumbs.
I've got great news! You too can have transparent phalanges just like some of the best gamers in the world!
and some minor-major surgery, you'll be playing like the Pros.
Wow
Thanks to my transdermal thumb implants, my cat gets all the pies!
Gimme some sugar, baby!
Bruce!
Huh?
What are you doing?
Just daydreaming about how cool it would be to have transparent thumbs...
But Bruce, there's a better way! Our Moga controller just arrived!
It lets you play games on your mobile device without your stubby fingers getting in the way!
Here, try it out!
And I didn't even need surgery! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Buy a Moga controller. Vote for this video. All hail Hypnotoad.)