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Song for Hayley's 40th birthday.
On Match.com I met a lady
Very lovely, name of Hayley
Let me introduce you to my wife.
Her roast dinners are divine
Cooked in threes, saying 'That one's mine!'
I intend to dine with her for life.
She's a classy girl, with her curly locks
Even when she's wearing odd socks.
Out with the girls on the Heaton Moor main drag
With her *** hidden inside her bag.
If you detect my sideways smile
It's just that I am still beguiled.
I'm more entwined with you each day
And may we always grow that way.
So let me raise this glass of mine
To Hayley Anne my beautiful wife.
Barcelona, Valentine's Day,
Romantic in the rain, but
I should never try to choose your toast!
Took you up to Man United
Beckham's legs had you excited
But I still love your smile the most.
Say you're gonna stay, be my tractor girl
Just don't make me sing the Wurzels!
Say you're gonna stay, don't leave me empty
Like the trophy cabinet at Man City
If you detect my sideways smile
Then you'll know I am still beguiled.
I'm more entwined with you each day
And may we always grow that way.
So let me raise this glass of mine
To Hayley Anne my beautiful wife.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You're still looking beautiful...
Now say 'You do too!'
If you detect my sideways smile
Then you'll know I am still beguiled
I'm more entwined with you each day
And may we always grow that way
So let me raise this glass of mine
To Hayley Anne my beautiful wife.
Happy Birthday darling.