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-Aw, where is it?
Where's my name?
-Hey Orange, whatcha reading?
-Stupid varsity lists.
I didn't make either team.
-Whoa, can you believe it?
I'm a starter!
-You're an apple.
-Uh... guys?
Those aren't teams.
-Sure they are.
There's gonna be a big game and everything.
-Yeah, salads vs. smoothies.
-Hey! Ow!!
-Whoa!
-Strawberry, what happened?
-Oh, I think I landed on my teeth.
-Yay!
-Huh?
-What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie.
-Nuh-uh, nothing's keeping me out of the game... Ah!
-Whoa!
[Strawberry yells]
-Whoa, I guess Strawberry didn't make the cut.
[laughs] Ooh, ow.
-Dude, those aren't teams.
Those are recipes.
Wait, my name isn't on there, is it?
-Ha-ha, not likely.
-The list for second place is in the ladies' room.
[both laugh]
-Look Pear,
it's a couple of ki-weenies. [laughs]
-Kiwi? Oh God, that's on the list.
-You know it.
-No, that's not good.
You've got to run for it.
-Ah... [groans]
-Ah!
-Hey, what happened to-- Ah! Pleh!
-Oh no.
-I hope those guys can "blend" in. [laughs]
[kiwis scream]
[yells in terror]
-Geez, what's all the racket about?
-Lettuce, you gotta get out of here.
-Yeah, you gotta "head" out. [laughs]
-Uh, why is that?
-Trust me, you should just "leaf." [laughs]
-Leave? But I just got here.
-You gotta get out of here! Run!
Run while you can!
-Whoa!
Talk about getting "flipped off." [laughs]
-Oh no, it's happening again.
[Lettuce screaming]
-Ugh, talk about a "split" decision. [laughs]
-For the last time, this isn't a game.
There's no rules, it's just...
Wait, that's it.
Orange, every time we talk to these guys,
they get chopped up.
-Or blended.
-Whatever. The point is,
maybe if we keep our mouths shut,
nothing will happen.
-I gotta keep my mouth shut?
-Exactly.
-But I've never done that before.
-Whoa!
What's going on up in here?
-Hey! Hey, Apple...
-Dude, shut the mouth.
-Oh yeah, right.
-Yo, I'm talking to you guys.
-Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
-Shh!
-Hello?
-Nya-nya-nya...
-Quiet!
-[imitates babbling] What's wrong with you man?
You know, besides being an orange. [laughs]
-[groans]
-Hey, hey Minute Maid,
why don't you clean up this place? [laughs]
-[growls]
-Quiet.
-What's the matter? Your mouth won't open?
Maybe a little "cit-rusty."
[chuckles] Booyah!
-[growls]
-What's your pal's name?
Mr. Green Jeans? [laughs]
-Oh I'm sorry,
we were just trying to save your life,
but then you, you gotta go and be an apple.
Well, you know what?
-What?
-Knife!
[all yelling]
Man, that was one bad apple. [laughs]
-Go, smoothies!
-Yay!
-What? Did we miss the game?
-(Orange) Hey, guess what, chicken butt?
My new iPod and iPhone game is here! Yay!
It's full of fruit carnage and it's only 99 cents on iTunes.
I really know how to put the "app" in "apple." [laughs]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian