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How to Have a Sexy Valentine’s Day. Make this Valentine’s Day the most *** you’ve
ever had. You will need Beauty treatments Massage oils Candles Food Champagne A CD of
sexy songs Some *** movies and role-playing costumes. Step 1. Buff your body within an
inch of its life. Have a mani/pedi; exfoliate and moisturize; get a facial; apply a spray
tan. Be squeaky clean, pleasant smelling, and clean-shaven. Girls, consider a Brazilian.
Step 2. Buy massage oils and watch some online videos on how to give your partner a long,
relaxing massage. Step 3. Get lots of cream-colored pillar candles of various sizes—or use glass
holders and tea candles—and place them throughout your home. They not only look beautiful, they
emit light that’s incredibly flattering. Step 4. Plan a special meal. It could consist
of your lover’s favorite foods, or it could consist of a variety of decadent treats, like
caviar, Kobe beef, and lobster. Instead of a heavy sit-down dinner that may leave you
too stuffed for sex, consider serving a variety of hors d’oeuvres that you can nibble on
between nibbling each other. Step 5. Chill a split of champagne for a romantic toast.
Then move on to martinis; they make everyone feel sexier. Step 6. Don’t forget dessert.
You can’t go wrong with chocolate. Or phone your love’s Mom so you can surprise him
or her with a favorite childhood dessert. Step 7. Burn a CD of sexy songs, like Marvin
Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On,” Depeche Mode’s “I Want You Now,” Chris Isaak’s
“Wicked Game,” and the Divinyls “I Touch Myself.” Have a few *** movies on hand,
too—good ones include _Swept Away_ (the original, not the Madonna-produced debacle),
_Last Tango in Paris_, and _Body Heat_. Step 8. Dress for sexcess. We’ll leave it to
you whether that involves elegant eveningwear, a Naughty Nurse outfit, or whips and chains.
Did you know Every Valentine’s Day, the town of Verona, Italy—home of Shakespeare’s
Romeo and Juliet—receives over 1,000 cards and letters addressed to Juliet.