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SERGEANT Junior, it’s your first mobile patrol, so you
have to show yours mettle. Look, we have a situation here. Illegal alcohol
consumption. Go! And be hard!
VILKOV Perhaps you need a helping hand with it?
I have proper pills.
SERGEANT Shut up Vilkov, or I’ll shove them up in
your ***!
VILKOV Easy sergeant. Wy so serious?
SERGEANT Go Junior. I believe in you!
WORM Get it? After two years… And I used to
buy her a tapeworm beads.
VIRUS And that was a mistake. You struggled too
much. Women also like to conquer. You’ve spoon-fed yourelf, so she put you
In her mouth, munched and spit out.
WORM Se wasn’t taking me to mouth very
often...
VIRUS Jesus… Worm, do you know what a
metaphore is? Nevermind. I mean that you were to good for her. Women are being
driven by emotions. They must have all kinds of them.
They need to laugh with you. But also cry. Control themselves, but also be angry.
Understand? Mood-swings – the recipe for women’s happiness.
WORM Ok. So she will be happy, when she is
unhappy?
VIRUS Exactly. What!? No! Worm the hell did you
even met that chick?
WORM Like everyone I think…there was that ad
in a newspaper and…
VIRUS Well, that explains a lot.
JUNIOR Just like during the training. Poker face,
lower your voice, chest up. I’ll do it!
VIRUS Gaftenoon
JUNIOR Have you sirs…been drinking?
VIRUS Uhm…
Yes
JUNIOR Ok… But you aren’t going anywhere by
car?
VIRUS No.
JUNIOR Allright…Good… So… Goodnight.
WORM He’s gone Virus. We were lucky.
VIRUS Yeah, lucky it was just terrified rookie.
WORM We better get going, or he may come
back.
JUNIOR You aren’t goin anywhere? Jesus, I could
also offer them car clearing...
SERGEANT How was it? Did you gile the ticket?
JUNIOR I advised them.
SERGEANT What, why?!
JUNIOR You know… to scare them a little, use
authority. Now they will be as calm as puppies. They’ve learned their lesson.
VILKOV Well, it seems they learned it well,
proffesor.
SERGEANT Shut up Vilkov!
It’s THX 1138, we’re beginning chase after suspects, over!
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WORM Their after us, go, go, go!
VIRUS Shut up, I am going!
SERGEANT Brand New car, yesterday I was polishing
the bumper! Junior shoot the tires!
JUNIOR What? You’re exagurating, they’ve just
punched our ights out!
SERGEANT Junior, now it’s the master of honor! It
starts with a little punch, and before you know it, they will *** your wife. Shoot
the tires!
JUNIOR But...
SERGEANT Shoot!!!
JUNIOR Yes sir!
WORM Jesus, they’re shooting at us!
VIRUS Hang on!
VILKOV Exemplary pursuit.
To Be Continued
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