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Hey guuurl, 'ssup?
I'm aite.
I'm aite, I'm aite.
I ain't doing nothing!
Today be my day off, I ain't finna do nothing,
nam mean'?
hold on!
Is you listening to?
Gurl you is listening to-
That's ma jaaam! Gurl!
Don't drop that thun thun thun hey!
Don't drop that thun thun thun ...
Don't drop that thun thun thun, don't drop that thun thun thin, don't drop that thin thun ... hey gurl!
I ain't know what a "Thun thun thun thun" is!
I ain't even know about this song 'till I watched Mean Gurlz the other day.
I didn't say "Mean Girls" ...
I said "Mean GURLZ".
Oh ...
I'm supposed to be talking 'bout some sumthin topic,
but I'll be quick,
aite gurl, I'll call you soon, aite bye.
Hi, ma name is Won'da'fool, but ya'll already know that.
What ya'll don't know is today's topic.
Today's topic is greetings.
Now, you might probably be wondering,
"why am I here talking to you about greetings"?
Well, it appears as, ya'll don't know what it is.
I come from Tallahassee, Florida, and
I left my Good Ol' New Land, cause
things ain't going well there economically.
So I came over here, to the good Ol' Old Land,
the, the place of, how d'you call that ...
Whacchu call that politeness ***,
but ya'll don't know none of that,
cause ya'll don't know how to greet!
Now, I ain't tryina say we Americans ain't rude,
all I'm saying is 8 times out of 10,
if I say "Hello" we say "Hello" back.
But, 3 times out of 10, if I say "Hello" to you,
then the "Hello" comes back,
if not, ya'll don't even look at me.
Is it ma weave?
Cause I know is not ma skin color, cause
ya'll got black people here too.
I'm telling ya'll, I just opened ma clothing store, be called:
WON WON BOUTYQUE~
The "Q", "U" and "E" are silent.
Don't judge me!
So, in this store of mine, when ya'll come in,
and my assistants and me say "Hello",
ya'll seem to now know what it is.
H - E -
Ladies - Love - O -
"Hello", very simple!
Ya'll jumped a whole lesson:
"Fundamentals of Life".
I don't even know how ya'll survived,
without knowing what "Hello" is.
Ya'll needs to learn, but first,
Imma show you what I'm talking about, cause
ya'll looking at me all wide-eyed,
"She came to this country, tryina talk bad about us!"
I ain't trying talk bad, I'm tryina help you, cause
if you've been going around other people's places not greeting them,
they'll say ya'll rude, and ya'll rude.
Ya'll cannot go around saying you be representing yo Queen.
You be representing yo Queen, you don't know how to greet people.
I classified you in 5 cases.
Rudeness #1, I'll be calling it
"Oh I see you..." and here is how it goes.
"Hello, welcome to Won Won Boutyy.."
So, let me get this straight.
Ya'll is going to acknowledge that I greeted you,
but ya'll ain't gonna greet me?
Cause ya'll be turning towards me,
so ya'll heard me, and at that point in time,
ya'll can't say "Hello"?
Ya'll can't even smile!
#2, I call it the "Oh I see you ..." with a TWIST.
"Hello, welcome to Won Won Boutyy.."
Now, in this one,
ya'll be doing the same thing, you be doing in the first one,
which is why it is called the same, with a TWIST.
Ya'll just came into a store,
I be greeting you and ya'll be wondering why I be greeting you?
Is you dumb?
Why is I greeting you?
I am not going through this thing again, cause
this, as I said, this was part of your grade 1, elementary school type o'thing.
If ya'll didn't get it then, if ya'll didn't thought to-
If they still let you go to grade 2 without knowing "greetings",
that is their bad.
#3, I call it the "Unknown", cause
I ain't know how to define this.
"Hello, welcome to Won Won Boutyy.."
I don't even know.
I do not know what to tell you, cause
you be walking through that door,
I be greeting you,
you be looking around left and right,
trying to figure out who am talking to,
you is alone.
You is alone and after you figure out you is alone,
you still don't know I'm greeting you?
I don't know what to tell you.
#4, I call it the "***" mh-hm,
the ***, cause that's what some of ya'll be.
"Hello, welcome to-"
"Really, actually, I didn't want to come into this store".
Now, this level of rudeness,
is beyond explanation.
Not only, ya'll didn't greet me as you came in.
Ya'll even had the guts to tell me that
you didn't even want to come to my store?
Well, guess what you, ***,
you walked your dumb *** into my dumb store, you didn't want to come in.
I didn't make you come in.
I am not controlling your brain and making you come in-
gurl you came in all by your self.
Next time you try to come into my store,
I will BAN you.
#5, I call it the "High & Mighty",
now, ya'll seem to like the "High and Mighty" a lot.
"Hello, welcome to Won Won Boutyy.."
Ooo Lawdy!
I didn't think this was gonna be exhausting,
I be hyperventilating, I'm getting angry.
They say I have a temper but ya'll causing this.
Ya'll making me say things I'm not supposed to be telling you.
Ya'll clearly heard me,
cause I know you heard me,
there is that attitude, there is that sense of like
"Uh, I heard this person, but I ain't gon look at you,
because you ain't on ma level".
I am not on your level?
Ya'll think I'm there to serve you?
Uh-uh, I'm not serving you, cause
the name on my tag is,
customer ASSISTANT, not customer SERVANT.
The "High & Mighty" needs to stop.
That was all,
I ain't got nothing else to say.
I said all I needed to say.
As I said before, ya'll should have
known this in grade 1, but ...
So if ya'll like this video SUBSCRIBE and LIKE,
cause it will help Hurr, that's how I call Azuka.
She needs your help, so spread the love,
show the video to ya'll friends and everybody else,
just help Hurr.
Oh, one last thing,
she's got a twitter, she's got Facebook, she's got a lot of things,
so follow us on twitter and
help Hurr, help us, well I ain't need no help,
I gots a life, I don't need yo help.
So ya'll needs to greet people,
imma greet you right now, bye-bye
um, wait, what is it she says all the time?
Kemesie, kemesie,
Ke-me-si-hey~
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